/lit/ - Literature

>>20518631
I don't have one

Beautiful woman I gave my seat to on public transport, reading The Road to Wigan Pier. Guess 6-8 years older than me but beautiful long slender legs and sexy feet in tall heels. Beautiful mascaraed eyes and the mask left everything else to the imagination. Had intense but not very dirty sexual thoughts about her until she left the coach. The book had nothing to do with it but it was enough to make her on-topic.

>>20518864
why not talk to her man? you gave her your seat, a good opener. fuck i wish i had such a story

>>20519445
Because he probably looks like swamp thing.

>>20519454
That didn’t stop Swamp Thing.

>>20518631

>>20519445
>why not talk to her man?
because I was exhausted and sweaty and I was dressed like the plebbiest proletarian fuck, basically >>20519454 I am in the worst shape I've been in years.

>>20519542
This should motivate you to get to the state where you can attract a woman like her.

>>20519531
Damn!
>Breasts and Eggs,
>Her writing is known for its poetic qualities and its insights into the female body,
Oh come on, it's just asking for me to make the "and I'd like to get insights into her body" Carry-On tier quip. I must say, a Mirelle Mathieu haircut always does it for me... except, ironically enough, on Mirelle Mathieu

F Gardner

>>20519593
>This should motivate you
Yeah, but it takes me very little to remember also why I quit bothering with women. They're nothing but trouble.

>>20519645
Sounds like a cope to me. Sour grapes.

>>20519653
Sounds like you're upset for some reason.

>>20519696
I see you making the mistakes I once made. I resent you because I resent myself.

>>20519704
Sure I'd like to chat someone up and go through all the nice bits of dealing with women but then there's all the bullshit, tantrums, mind games and eventual betrayal. I don't get why you'd resent someone for doing the math lol

>>20519730
Sour grapes.

>>20519483
based

>>20519735
you seem to care a little bit too much about me fetching those grapes anon

For me, it's Alice.

>>20518631
Sarah is so ridiculously pretty, I almost feel bad for the trolling she got after the election.

>>20518631
I don't have one

>tfw no Gwendoline Riley femdom gf

>>20518631
>>20519760
1.) She's not pretty or cute.
2.) Comic books are not /lit/. Fuck off.

>>20518631
>>20519760
Wait, that's Sarah Andersen?
I've always pictured her as a butterface chubby girl. She's gorgeous

>>20520214
>She's not pretty
>do I fit in yet guise xDDDDDDDD


kys retard

>>20520097
Thank you /lit/ for introducing me to her. Sometimes I watch her vids on mute and just smile with a grin at her pretty face. Her blonde bangs and freckles are so cute.

I'd like to put some gold in her furnace if ya know what I mean boys

>>20520961
This plane Jane? Really anon?

>>20520969
She's 40 years old in that photo anon.
I'm clearly not going to reanimate and plow this woman in her post-wall form.
I'll select her younger nubile self.
C'mon anon.

>>20519621
Old meme

>>20520097
who's this?

>>20522046
Dakota Warren

>>20518631

>>20519755
She has a strange penetrating look, it's so weird.

What an adorable little thing she was <3

>all these real people

That's not what a waifu is.

Anyway, my answer is Luna Lovegood. Fuck Harry for never appreciating her and shunting her off to Neville. I'd marry her.

>>20520214
>>20520349
Yeah it's literally the most laughably transparent posturing. Not even an exaggeration when I say it's the equivalent of the 12 year old juggalos who would post on facebook about how "dangerous" they were and how they would kill someone for looking at them wrong.

Seriously anon, seriously, I want you to think about how absolutely, pathetically ridiculous you are. People say stuff like this enough that perhaps its effect is diminished but I really do mean this and I'm saying it for your own good because I guarantee you that even here amongst all the other coping losers no one is going to take you seriously. If you want to get really mad about the fact that she's attractive, it's not fair, why does this dumb bitch get live on easy mode, etc etc, fine, go ahead, but please don't make a fool of yourself like this.

And I suppose you're somewhat right about comic books but the whole thread is thinly veiled shit-tier off-topic cancer posting so that distinction is irrelevant.

>>20518631
do you ever just read an authors biography and take pity on them and wish you could have been there for them and supported them and comforted them? Sometimes I think about stirner and his dicorve and his businesses... uhhhh what we could have done together....

>>20522046
>>20522677
hang yourself you samefagging shilling simp cuck

bump

Donna Tart.
I haven't read any of her books though.

>>20524344
Based

>>20520349
>>20522851
> Say a girl is not attractive (FFS just look at her eyes and nose)
> Anons here are literally incapable of believing that I'm not pretending to not find her attractive
> Assume I must be some posturing incel
Holy shit, get a fucking grip you sycophantic faggots.

>>20520083
Baste. Glad I'm not the only fawning over this cutie.

>>20524073
I posted the pics, after doing a search, I don’t “simp”, I just like her. So someone asked “who?” and you burst a neck vein? Chill out, dickwad.

>>20524667
Sycophantic? I have no idea who that person is, I am referring only to an image that I see on a screen, the point would stand if it was a drawing or a painting of a fictional character, as long as the appearance was the same.

If you're being truly sincere and honest with yourself in this opinion, fine, but you shouldn't assert it as if it's a statement of fact, because I'm pretty sure the vast, vast majority of people (whether they are "sycophantic faggots" or not) would disagree with you, even if they wouldn't necessarily consider her their "type" or whatever. Her features are more delicate or "elfin" compared to a more classical beauty like >>20519617 and she has more of a tomboyish, approachable look, but she would still be far on the right side of the bell curve in terms of any objective metric of facial aesthetics.

>>20518631
Don’t have one.

>>20519531
She really is outrageously good looking for such a successful writer.

rosa luxemburg, she might be an ugly, little jew but she was a great gal

>>20524674
Bless. Its gotten so bad Ive been seriously considering commissioning art of her in my sketchbook. I love her so much.

I love him forever.

>>20526435
Based

>>20526435
Show y chromosome.

>>20522851
>DON'T HECKIN DISRESPECT MY EGIRL
lol

>>20522851
didn't read this but hope she sees it bro

>>20527316
>>20527322
See >>20524761

>can't have a discussion about the aesthetic merit of a digital representation - whose correspondence with a real woman is entirely incidental to the argument at hand - without having an emotional chimpout

Regardless of your positive or negative feelings about women in general or any particular woman, the fact that you are unable to rein those feelings in and control your Pavlovian response to the mention of anything to do with a woman is a sign of fundamental weakness. It makes you extremely predictable, boring, vulnerable to manipulation, etc.

If you want to vent about women there are places where that would at least be on-topic and wouldn't require you to twist and derail a discussion to try and make it a completely different discussion that aligns with your narrow obsessive interest in topics that have been discussed to death 10 million times already on this site. Try to use that prefrontal cortex of yours for a minute and think about how perhaps not everyone is reading from the same set of predetermined scripts into which you try to shoehorn every interaction you see or participate in.

>>20527699
I DIDN'T READ YOUR FUCKING POST!!!!

I am a proud hater of women. Women age very quickly and "hit the wall," as it were, around 23. A disdain for sexual promiscuity in women is hard-coded into every healthy male. Go fuck yourself!

>>20527702
Yes anon I can tell you didn’t read it by the fact that you replied to what you wanted me to say, rather than what I said. You are a fascinating case study, thanks for playing.

>>20520961
Tbh I figure she was a repressing lesbian.

>>20527699
didn't read

>>20527943
Ok anon, I cannot force you to behave in a sentient manner.

Bump

>>20518631

>>20518631
Germaine Greer

20529713
Yucks

>>20526435
>her
ftfy

>>20520097
Most insufferable meme posted on here in years desu. Feel bad for all you bros who have no self-respect and watch hours of some tryhard arthoe with pretty bangs

Dorota Maslowska
She wrote her most famous book when she was in highschool (good film too)
This is her music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anx7C-xsZG8

>>20525016
>book: "breast and eggs"
women really have nothing to talk about other than 'muh VUHGINA!'

anyways, looks like she nudes floating around. 5/10

>>20530968
Seethe

I’m an incel

>>20530968
Anything a woman does will relate back to her in some way, they can't do anything for its own sake

>>20532194
Authors, artists of all kinds, draw from themselves. You seething bimbos

>>20532277
Shut up retard, post when you have something to say. You sound like a gpt bot.

>>20532308
Try looking in a mirror some time. You are a gpt bot. Not me.

>>20532317
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

>>20518631
bump

>>20530101
Sorry.

Queen Ophelia. A /lit/ Vtuber.

>>20535449
We need the new chibi model holding the flag

>>20535449
She doesn't do book reviews anymore

>>20537226
She say that somewhere?

>>20519704
You resent yourself alright, but not for the reasons you think you do..

>>20537226
Yeah, I’m calling bullshit. She reads a lot and does wrap ups of the 20+/mo she’s read, and has made a video of the classics she’s planning on reading throughout the year

>>20522057
Had shit opinions overall.

>>20519483
>>20519738
He cute.

>>20518644
fpbp

>>20518631
>>20519760
I knew another Sarah Anderson who looks exactly like her, except with hair so blonde it's close to platinum. She was also a cheery, happy, smugly superior shitlib who loves all the good people opinions in abstraction but keeps herself well away from the nonwhites.

It's a Scandinavian phenotype.

>>20518631
my husband.

>>20519483
>>20519738
>Brazilian slav
You just know she sucked good dick.

>>20518631
Simone Weil, she was a based retard. I would have cured her autism with my dick.

>>20539742
But she knew how to fuuuuuuuuck.

>>20519755
This bitch is so incredibly basic I can't help but love hate-watching her videos.

>>20520097
She looks a bit like a monkey, but has the best legs I've ever seen.

>>20530101
>>20534731
It'll be funny in five years when she completely reverses the gender bandwagoning and gets married and has a kid.

You know it's 100% signalling because it's all about hairstyles and clothing, and she's not taking hormones.

>>20530968
>>20532194
>>20532277
It always goes back to the genitals. This they have in common with negroes. MUH DICK MUFUGGA is little different from HERE IS MY POEM ABOUT MY TITS AND PUSSY.
The genital fixation shows psychological maturation never completed: both groups are perpetual children.

There's a reason the height of all civilizations occurs when women and darkies are relegated to chattel, and all cultures collapse when they're enfranchised.

>>20518631
george eliot (yes i know she was ugly but she was so smart)

My litfu is darling Joan, of course. All other choices are plebian and cringe.

>>20541860
Post the most flattering picture you can find.

>>20542355
I've seen this with the "what would you do" and I swear, if I came across a chick like this, sat like that, in a fucking Barnes and Noble, I would give a long exhaustive sigh, say, "Stop trying so damn hard," turn 360 degrees around and walk away.

If it was a smaller mom and pop type shop, then maybe I'd give her a little more credit, as odds are she probably does it all the time and is genuinely shocked to see another person with a pulse, but still.

>>20522781
So you want her to peg you? Is that what are you implying?

>>20542596
>does it
Reads in a book shop.
>try hard
I suppose the “360 degrees” meme just means this is a long winded joke

>>20542604
Anal sex always on your mind, I see.

>>20542596
Kick her cup of scalding coffee onto her legs.
Poetic. Just.

>>20542668
Nah, with women, not giving her the upcummies will do more damage than anything physical

>>20542596
Oh, please.
You would instantly start a new religion based on worshiping the ground she walks on.
The only thing worse than a lonely beta cuck is one in denial.

>>20542741
what kind of weird simp projection is this
>Ugh, you're such a cuck for saying you wouldn't be a cuck. We all know we'd eat her shit.
??

>>20542741
You okay there, bud? You seem a little upset. When was the last time you just sat outside and let the Sun warm you up?

>>20542766
Just today, for a few minutes. The high was 110.

>>20542775
Christ, I've learned to enjoy the summer heat, but fuck that. It was 90 by me today, and that's too much for me. Why do you live in the desert?

>>20542784
Employment.
Needless to say, my career sucks.

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>>20518864
Based

>>20542745
You're not exactly doing anything on a Friday night, either.
Three guesses why.

>>20542846
Because my whore girlfriend is 3 hours away visiting her sister and I'm so insanely grateful for the four days of silence that I'm enjoying every single moment of browsing 4chan in peace I can get.

>>20542640
Well, of course, but only anal gay sex. Im not letting a woman peg me, im not a faggot