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Sup /lit/,

Lets have a poetry competition.

In honor of the recently deceased king of /fit/, compose a short poem in remembrance of / dedicated to Zyzz:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8283698/sydney-bodybuilder-dies-in-thailand-sauna

For those of you who dont already know, the recently deceased was the former king of /fit/ who unexpectedly passed away.

Rate / comment as you post.

Lets go!

>> No.2044803

>>2044790

Have a haiku:

steam from the sauna
evaporates in the wind --
forever alone

>> No.2044804

no

>> No.2044847

>>2044803

Inspirational guy
Killed by his own vanity
I'm Zyzz, brah

>> No.2044848

>>2044803
And a good one at that. Brb posting this on /fit/

>> No.2044866

Long will his servants weep,
For the king who died in the blistering heat.
His kingdom fallen to disarray,
When news was brought back,
Heresy! Lies! did they say.
His throne remains empty,
As his concubines grow cranky.
Once did the King rule (read: troll),
Alas the devil has taken his toll.
Whosoever shall arise to rule /fit/,
He'd better have some mirrin' aesthetic.

>> No.2044881

>>2044803

lol thats pretty good

>> No.2045004

Ye tards and tardettes, wail your grief!
For Zyzz is dead; 'tis no relief
To think worms feast on Grade-A beef.

>> No.2045019

>>2045004

Nice and witty, my favourite.

>> No.2045026

Weep now, weep as 'tis thy duty
and think how odd the ways of God be
For Zyzz, he whose body itself was beauty
is naught now but a beautiful body

>> No.2045029

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I came on here
Cos /b/ is dead

>> No.2045039

A pro he was, a pro among pros
A bro no doubt- a bro among bros
Think of him, oh you who pose
A king so fair- so soon deposed

>> No.2045963

bump

>> No.2045970

zyzz died like a month ago

you're slow op

>> No.2045972

Without a face,
Without a name,
With feathered wings sans-serif,
An angel touched our world.

Through glass and so much web,
A courier's blood's ebb
And flow, like changing tide,
Washed up so many pearls.

Then ocean waves fall back...
Didn't know him, haven't cried,
But certainly I'm touched,
Convinced I shouldn't care this much

That in this sea of black,
With feathered wings that seraph
Left just a face,
And just a name.

>> No.2045979

>>2045970
Don't worry.
/lit/ will be even slower about your death.