/lit/ - Literature

>>20450344
Is the broken glass from a window?

>>20450344
If he wasn't killed in traditional way, I assume there are no visible wounds. Was the blood vomited?

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>>20450378

That is neither a yes or a no

>>20450355>>20450378
Sort of (ignore my previous reply)

>>20450373
No

>>20450344
The shattered glass is from a skylight on the ceiling, through which he fell and died.

>>20450355
Actually yes, now that I think about it

>>20450392
Nope, that’s not it

>>20450395
Wrong. It's the correct answer.

Do I have enough money to hire a more competent detective? Let Holmes or Poirot rack their brains over this, I'm going for a drink.

>>20450344
Is it his blood (are there any wounds on his body)? How did the blood leave his body? Does the blood loss appear to be caused by shattered glass or is the incision/wound precise and localized? Have we scoured the scene for deposited weapons in trashcans? How and by whom was the crime reported? Are they still around to be questioned? Are there any identifying documents on the body? Is there a sign of a struggle elsewhere in the building? Is the corpse in rigor mortis or is it a fresh one (is the blood very dry and congealed)?

Did she have big boobs

le knife made of le ice

>>20450405
No

>>20450402
(in order from your question) Yes, cuts and shit, shattered glass, yes, random passerby, no, tes, yes, fresh one

>>20450420
Im leaving this thread

>>20450408
Nope

Do you have autism?

>>20450344
The glass cube he was standing on when he hung himself melted because of the desert heat and thats why there are glass cube shards on the floor

>>20450437
yes, but that’s not important for this riddle

>>20450446
That’s not it, try again

>>20450446
No, he was hanging a new lamp, and the desert heat made his coworker so frustrated that he shot the glass cube the first guy was standing on. In panic he twisted the hanging wire so that he hung himself by accident, which made the shooting guy panic and shoot the wire, so the corpse fell down on the glass.

>>20450344
Here's a scenario: you open up /lit/. The catalog consists of multiple threads unrelated to literature. After some investigation, you find it puzzling there are no jannies present on the scene, nor was there any board culture or community engagement remaining. What had happened?

>>20450464
Are the jannies paid for their service?

>>20450464
aliums

>>20450496
No
>>20450497
You cracked the riddle

>>20450524
So you're telling me they... do it for free?

>>20450531
No expenses paid, all year round, work from home vacation my friend

The glass is from a drink he had that was poisoned

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>>20450344
It was a fish bowl that shattered on the ground
This was on an episode of Ricky Gervais podcast back in 2008 when he was still kinda funny

>>20450344
was the phone call coming from inside the house?