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20407143 No.20407143 [Reply] [Original]

who here loves books? i sure do

>> No.20407147
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I love them too but not as much as I love you!

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>>20407143
i also love books! But do you know what i dont love?

>> No.20407166

>>20407143
i love books too

>> No.20407170

>>20407161
Let me guess, those claiming sub-Saharan ancestry?

>> No.20407174

>>20407161
and what would that be?

>> No.20407178

>>20407161
People with darker skin color than me! Also jews! I fucking HATE jews so much it's unreal!

>> No.20407180

So do I. I love everything about them. How they look, smell, feel, reading something that makes you stop and think, reading something emotional, waiting for that new book to come in the mail, reading the words of great men, etc. I love books and reading

>> No.20407181

>>20407174
ill give you a hint, it rymes with yous

>> No.20407193

>>20407180
thank you , for not being very racist. i love books, please be more racist in your next reply.

>> No.20407197

>>20407181
brochures

>> No.20407198

>>20407143
Hello fellow readers, I love books like the Anarchist Cookbook. Does anyone want to exchange emails and talk about subversive activities?

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>>20407198
>t.

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>>20407143

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>>20407222
>>20407198

>> No.20408351

>>20407369
honestly i think a pocket edition animal farm would fit easily into anyone's

>> No.20408549

>>20407143
sure

>> No.20408751

>>20407143
I love books too, just finished Don Quixote and loved it, also the biggest book I have read. Gonna start Dune tomorrow.

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>>20407143
If you really love books, you treat them like people.

That means you should only love ONE book.

If you love more than one book simultaneously you are a filthy promiscuous degenerate.

Pick your book and stay faithful to her.

(You can READ other books, sure. But you shouldn't give them your heart. Think of yourself as a married man. How intimate can you be with a woman who is not your wife? Friendship is permissible. A respectful professional relationship is OK. But that's as far as it should go.)

>> No.20408993

>>20408825
So out of my grandparents, parents, uncles, aunties, siblings, nieces and nephews, wife and kids I can only love one person? Only one out of that whole bunch? Thanks man.

>> No.20409015

>>20408993
You should only love one person in the sexual way that you love a good book.

>> No.20409019

>>20409015
But I have never loved anyone in a sexual way.

>> No.20409040

>>20409019
Not yet, but when you do, you'll be good at it, if you practice first on a good book.

>> No.20409064

>>20409040
I just practiced with a good book and now all the pages are sticky.