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The hated Peter Hitchens

>> No.20375574

>>20375571
They hated him because he told the truth

>> No.20375677

>>20375574
based

>> No.20375680

He's a midwit just like his brother was. Two loudmouth smoothbrain bongs that speak a lot but say very little.

>> No.20375769

>>20375680
This. Peter Hitchens is genuinely dumb. If the books he reviews don't have some sort of Christian message or outlook, he loses his shit.

>> No.20375791

>>20375680
That's where you're wrong, chap. His brother was the lard-ass, alcoholic socialite and pseudo-intellectual "New Atheism" midwit which is why he's now dead and Peter (pbuh), alive.

>> No.20376314

>>20375571
Into my heart an air that kill etc etc

>> No.20376337

>>20375791
Would have loved to have seen the debate between them

>> No.20376340

>>20375680
Even worse than his brother.

>> No.20376377

>>20376337
It wouldn't be what you expect. They previously agreed not to rip into each other out of their bond as brothers for the sake of their respective audiences.

>> No.20376428

>>20376337
There is a debate between them, it's on YouTube

>> No.20376546

He went after no-fault divorce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e2vFc1AIOA

>> No.20378055

bump

>> No.20378078

>>20375680
No he's a great writer. I'm a pothead and his essays are very compelling even if I disagree with them. Not liking the Hitchens brothers is midwit posturing. You can disagree with them without accepting their massive talents as writers.

>> No.20378081

>>20378078
*denying not accepting

>> No.20378085

peter hitchens

>> No.20378086

wow the hated peter hitchens

>> No.20378090

>>20378085
The hated Peter Hitchens

>> No.20378092
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20378092

>>20375571
>Pic related

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>>20378092
pic rel - the hated Peter Hitchens

>> No.20378115

>>20378109
So people get old? Wow I never knew that.

>> No.20378131

>>20378115
that's not an old person, that's the hated Peter Hitchens

>> No.20378415

>>20375571
what is peter hitchens thoughts on the many faced hero or what ever the fuck that shitty book is called?

>> No.20378432

skimmed milk

>> No.20378449

I'm walking down a busy street in Brixton. The sights and smells are obscene; a potent combination of Caribbean curry, incense, and marijuana. I have no memory of how I made it here. I sat down to watch Question Time on the BBC and I assume I entered a fugue state. I'm trying desperately to find my way back to Mayfair without making it seem like I am lost, for I can tell the locals are ready to pounce. Finally, I see a bus, and I can sense in my heart that it is heading towards the general idea of West London. I am about to hail it when I see a hoodie-wearing youth leering at me out of the window at a distance of 50 paces; he is a foreigner. I nearly have a panic attack. The bus flies past me and I spin, confused, and the sounds of the vegetable market stalls street food vendors becomes louder and louder, and a man with an accent asks me how I am, and I spin yet more, all the world blurring into a dream of Dante; and yet, from this blur, I am charmed by a type of songbird; I hear, above all the cacophony, a confident yet conservative ring of a bicycle bell. I am stabilised from my confusion, and I manage to focus at the source of the sound. Like an Arthurian vision, a cyclist appears, pedalling as if upon clouds. It is none other than the Hated Peter Hitchens.
"Wha-?" I say, but Mr. Hitchens - I know he prefers it if you call him that - stops me, and he smiles.
"It seems you've fallen afoul of a wrong turn in London. I'm here to help."
He takes out a spare helmet and high-visibility vest from his smart back-pack, and hands them to me. I put them on without question. I digs in his jacket pocket, and takes out a spare pair of bike clips.
"Here - put these on around your trousers. You can never be too careful."
I follow Mr. Hitchen's command, and stand on the rear-wheel pegs on his bicycle, and he assertively indicates to the pedestrians with his left hand, and pedals. Not long into our journey, heart nearly breaks with love - he has fitted these ridiculous pegs on his bike... just for me.

>> No.20378459

>>20378449
WRITE MORE, GOD, PLEASE, WRITE MORE.

>> No.20378551

hated for what

>> No.20378563

>>20378449
BLESSED

>> No.20378573

>>20378449
Brixton’s actually pretty gentrified now. I lived in the area for a decade and there’s been a steady stream of gourmet vegan burger restaurants and alternative art galleries, along with the inevitable guilt-ridden upper middle class White 20somethings.

>> No.20378588

>>20378573
>alternative art galleries
>guilt-ridden upper middle class White 20somethings
>gourmet vegan burger restaurants
>confused spinning intensifies

>> No.20378600
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>>20378588
Pic rel

>> No.20378729

>>20378078
>No he's a great writer. I'm a pothead
Anon...

>> No.20378941

>>20378415
the real question is what didnt he think of it?

>> No.20378946

>>20378573
>>20378600
the reconquista

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20378976

>>20378600
>William Blake quote

>> No.20379273

>>20376337
Enjoy
https://youtu.be/6401tLgOKXk
https://youtu.be/ngjQs_QjSwc

>> No.20379277

>>20378449
>He takes out a spare helmet and high-visibility vest from his smart back-pack, and hands them to me.
This is the only unrealistic part. PH hates helmets and deliberately doesn't wear them when biking.

>> No.20379407

Don’t be antisemitic
go to /pol for that

>> No.20379419

>>20378600
What a dysgenic crowd of sub humans, is that normal?

>> No.20379420

>>20379407
shut the fuck up nigga