/lit/ - Literature

Ask her what she'd recommend, then come back and we'll gladly psychoanalyze her in the most misogynistic ways imaginable.

>>20343171
That sounds like a good move. Will do later this week. I actually do enjoy reading recommendations from people who are from very different walks of life that I would never otherwise consider reading.

Less popular Austen/Bronte novels

>>20343140
that woman on the cover is making my peepee throb so fucking hard bros

>>20343288
I understand you for perfectly. Also nice dubs brother HH

>>20343288
>>20343299
my sides. nice dubs HH

>>20343171
the female proprietor of my bookstore so far recommended me Stoner by Williams and Invisible Cities by Calvino. what does this say about her?

>>20343288
That's not a woman bro

>>20343441
?? it says Madame on it

>>20343890
« Madame Bovary c'est moi. »
— Gustave Flaubert

>>20343910
Fuckin kek

>>20343140
50 Shades of Gray

>>20343378
Depends what she liked about it, why did she recommend it to you? Desu just recommending something to someone only because you enjoyed it is a woman moment in itself

>>20344450
probably based on the books i previously bought there?
anyways, i really liked both of the books so i'm thankful for her recommendations, doesn't really matter why she recommended them to me

>>20343910
>« I am a fictional woman that I created in my mind. »
>— Gustave Flaubert
Seems like a pretty typical "trans"gender statement, lol.

>>20344684
i'd maybe buy some women authors that a less well known and then you can ask her if she read whatever you chose as a way to start a conversation

>>20343140
get the Karma Sutra bro

>>20344884
*Kama Sutra

>>20343140

Get in Praise of Older Women and see how she reacts. Could be a good conversation starter

>>20344922
You want to bag an older woman then your dick print is more important than your taste in books.

>>20343140
These types are al man hatingl trannies or lesbos.

>>20343288
BPD bitches be doing that. also checked

>>20343910
trans sisters...

>>20343378
>recommended me Stoner

She obviously hangs out on /lit/, will probably see this thread.

>>20346143
it has a big fat "Bestseller" sticker on the cover in my country; Stoner isn't really obscure anymore, in fact it hasn't been for almost a decade now

>>20346293
I prefer to imagine the romantic comedy that will result if she reads anon-customer's threads about her on /lit/.

OP here. Planning to go back to the shop on Wednesday or Thursday. If I can get any chemistry going, I'll post an update. She was at least pretty friendly with me when I went in last week so it could be interesting. I'll make sure to include a few details so that if she is sitting there browsing /lit/ all day, she'll know its her.

>>20344863
she's around 60 bro, i don't want to fuck her

>>20343140
Oscar Wilde seems to be popular with the ladies. Try getting some of his early plays. Even though some of them are terrible or got outright copied into PoDG you'll get points for the obscure factor.

>>20343140
>Ah what a nice post, anon is supporting local small buis-
>What can I do to seduce her?

Why are men like this? All you think about is sex.

>>20346414
good point, i'm not going to buy my books there anymore, just to be safe

>>20348710
OP can support local business and provide some excitement in the life of the proprietress. Of course, OP is a /lit/ poster, so his misguided advances are probably more likely to get him hit with a restraining order.