/lit/ - Literature

>>20265277
lol no
I'll tell you what pleasures a woman: a big bank account, a big dick, a chad body

>wanting to pleasure someone other than yourself
lmao

>>20265277
Help with what?
Also I would recommend it for men and women.

>>20265286
>>20265295
>t. does not know how relationships work

>>20265319
I know, all jokes aside, women want men to be like their pet dog. Just follow them around everywhere, obey their commands, cuddle with them on the couch.

>>20265347
Fuck that! I manipulate my gf daily. She's much dumber than me and pretty clingy so it's easy.

>>20265391
You probably think you're manipulating her, but she's playing you like a fiddle.

>>20265347
You've actually got it bass ackwards. Women may say that they want nice guys, and that may he what works in movies, but irl women want to be with a man. Someone that makes them feel safe, special, and heard. They want someone who will stand up to them when they are wrong. They will always test you to see what you're made of - don't try to nice your way into pussy.

>>20265399
Are you stupid? you're fucking lame if you lose to a woman. She literally has no friends and no job (because of me), If I left her she would literally have nothing. Again, she's stupid so she's not playing shit, lmao. (ironic, she actually likes music and actually plays clarinet). How is she playing me?

>>20265277
Napoleon was one of the biggest chads of all time, slept with hundreds of beautiful women, and (according to some woman whose name I can't remember) never ever made any of them cum. So no, it's pointless.

>>20265609
You're becoming unhinged, Marcel.

>>20265611
Napoleon was an incel who married a single mother that cucked him multiple times

>>20265295
>>20265437
These guys get it. Be a man.

yes eat the pussy goy
get the oral cancer goy

>>20265703
He did get cucked, but he wasn't an incel, unless everyone was lying.

>>20265437
Yeah and then they give you hell half the time for it anyways. No, you have to dominate a woman. If you can't dominate a woman she will never be yours. Anyways this thread is fucking lame and women are a complete waste of time saged.

>>20265703
>incel
meaningless buzzword, kys. He had plenty of bitches because he was a made man.

>>20265319
Enjoy your hpv brah. Most women nowadays have it.

>>20265277
Wasn't this shilled in the Transformers movie?

>>20265753
>>20265782
Until he married Josephine he was a literal incel. Contemporary accounts from women in his social circles describe him as a greasy haired introvert with no social skills. When his onceitis married a different guy he wrote a whole play about a soldier whose great love cheats on him, and who then goes off and dies nobly in war causing her to regret what she's done. Napoleon was absolutely, one hundred percent an incel who married a single mother. He only changes after she cheats on him while he's become one of the three most powerful men in France

>>20265892
So being cucked changed him from an incel to a Chad? I didn't know it could work like that.

Some indian guy who thought he was a sex king told me to read this book to get pussy. Was in actual pain trying to hold my laughter in.

What's in the book?

>>20265277
>women add nothing but sex to the relationship
>you still have to do all the work in bed
>she’ll just cheat if you can’t read her thoughts
Love from Kazakhstan

>>20266737
This kinda happened to me in highschool
Love from southeast United statss

>>20265347
this homie's right, but you can only get away with it if you look like charlie sheen from ferris bueller's day off, and dont give a single fuck about anything

>>20265277
Just lick her pussy. Works for me. Focus on the beanlike thing.

>>20269355
Enjoy your throat cancer.

>>20265632
The truth is the truth, pussyboi.

>>20269355
oral sex is gross af

>>20265277
Most of sexual pleasure for women comes from surrounding circumstances rather than you actually getting the technique perfect. My high school girlfriend would literally cum just from dry humping because she was in love with me, other times with one night stands I sucked at it and felt like the worst lover ever. I guess it can’t hurt to read but remember a large part of it is psychological, if you’ve tempted the girl a lot or made her hold for a long time, she’ll cum really fast.

>>20269391
>>20269424
cope chud

>>20265892
wow i have hope. i love nappy

>>20269455
degenerate

>>20265932
You dont have to get laid to be a leader of men

>>20269355
imagine the smell

>>20265277
Help you become a slave to female approval? Sure.

>>20265611
Napoleon also had a thing for stinky cheese women.

>>20269455
No Satan, I don’t want to catch hpv and aggressive throat cancer, sorry.

>>20269355
>submissively going down on women
Let me guess, you let them peg you too?

Be fun, have decent hygiene, and don't worship them. That's literally all you have to do. Last bit seems to be hardest for most.

>>20269355
The beanlike thing is called a 'clitoris'. It is an interesting part of the female body. In fact, it can be regarded as a tiny penis whose sensitivity, mainly found in the frenulum and the head of the penis beneath the foreskin (for American readers, the foreskin is a sheath of skin which provides natural protection for this area of the penis), is heightened by the sheer fact that its small size dictates that the sensitive nerve endings are clustered together such that any pressure applied to the clitoris is likely to result in feelings of excitement, positive agitation and often ecstatic relief. It is common for young women to rub their clitoris on all manners of objects (e.g., pillows, bedposts, saddles, the edges of seats, handrails, desks) so intense is the feeling of pleasure that such behaviour produces. I have only studied the clitoris in a detached manner, namely through literature, word-of-mouth and eyewitness testimony, but even so its importance in the overall sexual wellbeing of the female is clear to me and to anyone who even briefly lends their attention to that specific area of female anatomy. As I understand it, some clitoris' (clitorii?) are known to engorge upon contact with an object of sufficient density, especially if that object forms part of the physical body of someone to whom the female is attracted. In certain cases it is not uncommon for the clitoris to become so wholly overwhelmed by positive reaction to applied pressure that it "unsheaths" itself from the clitoris hood and lengthens and expands, much like a snail who happens upon some delicious food and emerges proudly from its shell to feast on the desirable offering. In such cases the clitoris can become as long as four or five inches, and resembles a long, pink, slimy finger, tapering at the end, dangling from the clitoral hood and obscuring the entry to the vaginal canal. It is not unknown for a clitoris to enlarge so confidently that it boasts the same length and girth as the average erect penis, although the lack of foreskin (alas, the clitoral hood itself lacks the capacity to expand in any significant manner) means that upon reaching this ultimate form the clitoris is entirely vulnerable to any form of tactile pressure and is thus so sensitive that even a slight breeze is enough to render the female owner incapacitated by a degree of pleasure so brutal and overpowering that it becomes indiscernible from the most exquisite pain. This is why I personally advise those who find themselves in direct contact with the clitoral region to behave in a considerate manner, taking heed that their lust does not ultimately inflict harm on the female.

>>20270017
excruitiangly based effort post

EAT HER PUSSY AND THANK HER FOR THE PRIVILEGE

>>20270017
cringe

burying your face into some nice pussy is truly incredible and I did it with my first gf a lot. I wouldn't do it with a non virgin tho. The STD chances rise exponentially after they're not virgins.

>>20265347
You have it backwards, they want to be the pet dog

>>20270017
>eating pussy is literally sucking dick

miss me with that gay shit

>>20270017
Imagine tormenting a bound girl’s family quivering clitoris with a pointed feather

>>20270017
Imagine tormenting a bound girl’s quivering clitoris with a pointed feather

>>20265892
>>20265703
you conveniently left out the part where josephine came back literally begging for him and he told her to fuck off and he married a young princess half his age instead
napoleon was the only man i can think of who was in early life an incel but by the end of his life a godchad

>when asked what he thought about women who were dissatisfied with his performance in bed, napoleon simply shrugged and said "i don't care; i got what i wanted"

>>20265286
Go on any swipe dating tinder clone app and this will prove true. Cock is supreme over all. Women dont give a shit about the clit. You could go down on her, hire every beautiful lesbian to boob pyramid of orgy but its all nothing compared to the sheer lusty obsession of the lightning rod BIG DICK ENERGY.
Shakti. Angkor Wat as a mega city devoted to COCK.
Penetration is what makes life. No amount of titililation comes close to that life risking raw reality.

>>20270342
How to lose a woman's respect and become her skipped over doormat as she thinks about other men's cocks

>>20265744
Yes dishonor Rome, goy
Honor the church, goy
Go down on your one wife as the Clergy fucks her and the whole town behind the pulpit for your Christ milk communion 1600AD Borgia Martin Luther pogrom edition theme vibe zeitgeist SHMOOD

>>20266737
>>20268811
Yes. Love from Texass

>>20269427
A woman's sensorium is a mystery.
It takes a month of energy build up to get a woman going and it can be gone in a second. I have had instant attraction and made a woman cum in a minute but these are the rarest most exciting instances in a long history of grueling patience. Once it was like leaving the oven on and driving away. She was texting me horny messages getting more and more kinky and crude and persistent. She had a mental breakdown fit she couldn't handle her emotional burn out. She started up again even until I told her to chill out. Then she never wanted me ever again. Mercilessness and ruthlessness is what this has taught me as cold virtue.

>>20270017

>>20265277
Imagine having to ad "Ph.D." next to your name

>>20272621
Well, he IS a Jew.

>>20265277
virgin here
would inserting my dick in a papaya feel similar to getting laid?

>>20265277
Women aren't some special ethereal creature. They are the same species as men and not all that better at being human than men. So if we are having entire boards of desperate men dedicated to figuring out these women, then something is already fundamentally wrong. I think this only mirrors capitalism ie it is possible to make a lot of money by already having a lot of money without doing much work. The sexual marketplace is the same, only by already having assets that are appealing to women can you get women and not few but lots and easily. The rest of men who do not have these assets are a bit like wageslaves who think that by working extra hard they will move from the class of have-nots. That never really happens and you are expending lots of energy for extremely marginal results. If you had actual access to the sexual marketplace, you would never expend so much energy on it, because women are really easy. The mythologization of women happens when men who lack the necessary sexual capital wonder what they must do to access the sexual market and the answer is that you need sexual capital. Like in capitalism, you cannot work harder as a slave to "make it". Similarily, no amount of trying hard or trying to figure out women will ever actually give you access to them. They are fundamentally simple, the only thing that matters is whether you have enough capital on the sexual marketplace.

>>20272635
Yes. Buy a fleshlight

>>20272656
god I hate them bros

>>20272656
What a shitty commie essay
>>20272618
Appropo

>>20272656
This will explain why the so called "Chads" advice boils down to "just be urself bro", "just talk to her bro* etc. And women will also say that they like "confidence". The fundamental interaction is that of whether the woman thinks you have enough sexual capital to be a desireable option. If she does, then all of this advice will work, if she does not, then not even the most advanced PUA technique will work. These are subconscious decisions made in split seconds on the sexual marketplace and so all your worry about "how to behave" are for naught. If you actually interacted with a woman that thinks you have enough desirability to matter, then you know almost anything you do will be interpreted in your favor. The PUA technique was to act *as if* your sexual capital was high, so that the woman would by behavioral markers start to wonder whether she did not make a mistake and you did indeed have a higher desirability than what her instincts were telling her. But with the dating game moving to social media, this is no longer much of a factor, nor did it ever work for anyone except a few extremely socially manipulative individuals. So the only real question that you have is how to increase one's sexual capital. And all you can do is looksmax (up to genetic potential which is a huge limitation), statusmax and moneymax. With women being employed and a nannystate to back them up moneymaxing and statusmaxing is of limited utility as only supremely rich or superstars are enough to move the woman's needle nowadays. Which leaves us with the bare fact that getting women is almost exclusively a function of physical looks, which are partially hard-coded as far as possible values due to genetic factors.

>>20272665
>Appropo
Tell me you don't read without telling me you don't read

>>20265286
He's right