/lit/ - Literature

D

B, kill Tybrax even though he doesn't post anymore because fuck that guy

I'll take the cash and kill Brownbear

Is that even a question? Take cash, kill Deep&Edgy of course.

D. Deep & Edgy. Both are no-brainers.

B.

Deep&Edgy

If I had two options I'd say D&E and D&E. But since I must pick only one, I'd say D and Deep&Edgy.

I kill the djinn and get it all.

>>2022556
lol he's immaterial you stupid fuck

People choosing D = shallow people

D.

Don't really know (or wanna know) any of the tripfags.

D and I'd kille Deepe And Edgiee

C, I like to read in English but I often have to go to wordreference... It would be cool to read some Shakespeare and shit

>>2022569
Oh, and I'll kill Deep&Edgy of course.

C.

And I would kill Gundra because she hasn't been posting here since 2008, the slut.

Also it is nice to see another threade aboute mee.

I am immortale.

B would be fun but I enjoy reading slowly, so I'll take D.

One tripfag? Hell I'd ask him to kill them all.

B is pretty awesome, but goddamnit D.

>>2022564

explain?

E and Deep&Edgy

Anyone not taking the cash is a faggot

Am I the only person who wants E? That would get me all 1,600 books on my immediate wishlist, the entire back catalog of New York Review Books Classics, a large collection of fine editions from Folio Society and all kinds of other books.

Of course, it'd be best to combine it with B, but a large personal library is more desirable than speed-reading ability, to me. It benefits more people, at least. Unless I can retain full comprehension with the four times as fast reading.

And I'd kill Brownbear, but I think he's dead already.

>>2022599
Same, but I'd kill Deep&Edgy. His semen would poison Brownbear, and kill him while he's sucking D&E's cock, it's a way of killing 2 birds with a single stone...

B. I read really slow. Its fucking frustrating at times. I contemplated D for about 4 seconds, until I realized, with magical assistance, how sure could I be it was entirely mine? I want to write that book. ME. Personally. Otherwise, there is no point.

Also, Quentin.

Realistically, I couldn't take a life.

But since this is just a game, I'd kill the first tripfag I see and claim C for Vietnamese. Also, I guess Deep & Edgy is going to die.

C

bye capsguy

you're welcome, japan

>>2022638

I'M NOT A TRIPFAG, TRY AGAIN
ALSO I WOULD PICK B AND KILL DEEP&EDGY

D all the way. And Quentin or Brownbear.

C so hard jesus christ

I have middling skills in three languages, I try to read regularly to improve but it's a steep climb.

A

The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged.

>>2022707
and I'll kill Quentin

>>2022597

I could never read $50 000 in books, especially when anything over a hundred years old is free

I am not reading a book and I don't want to cram books into me. Though I would love to see Catch-22's humor of bureaucracy combined with nearly any other book/play/poem, I think Grapes of Wrath would go great with it, I would also love to be able to read (and speak?) french, and that would benefit me more, so that.

And I would kill Quentin, there is no other tripfag that rages me with 100% of their posts.

>>2022736

> reading a book

meant writing

>>2022736
The only reason I wouldn't kill Quentin is that he's so obviously trolling. Like, I can't even take him seriously, sometimes he's even funny.

E for sure. How is everyone not picking E?

Kill abatap. But not instantaneous. Slowly and painfully. With pliers and a blowtorch.

>>2022736
Quentin is trolling, it's too obvious.
However I couldn't tell for D&E. He's either a masterful troll or a very, very, very pretentious and worthless asshole. If I had to kill one, I'd probably choose D&E.

What if i take D and my dream book is the true to life story of the extended torture and humiliation of Deep&Edgy in a 50yr long stay at a Vietnamese prison camp? Will that cancel the instantaneous death?

B. or E.

If I were forced to make a choice, probably E.

I can teach myself to read at a faster pace, right?

D
quentin, obv. i actually feel society would be better off slightly.

>>2022753

Oh shit I forgot about Abatap lol

The guy who is pretending to be Abatap isn't the original who left a long time ago. That guy is insane!!! According to Green oval that guy has made over 65k posts (if you add all the different trips that he has used)

More than all the /lit/ trips combined! He really is a fucking monster.

>>2022830
>over 65k posts

Talk about autism.

>>2022830
Abatap, we know that's you.

Really, even in this day and age of the pitiful excuse that generally passes as trolling, you still set the standard for really obvious trolling.

>>2022832
All they consist of is:

>That's what butthurt haters actually believe.
Cry more.

It's all he's capable writing.

B.

Fuck D, I'll gather up both eventually.

All of them.

>>2022838

The OG Abatap wasn't trolling. this new guy is just psychotic. I mean really, think about it this way, if you are going to devote all of your time to trolling by using a well known troll name and then emulating their style badly.

It's like the guy was to stupid to come up with his own trolling identity.

He can't even troll right, yet he does it in such a high quantity, that you can't help but feel sorry for the psychotic bastard.

>people freaking out about abatap's 65k

yall must not know about /a/s Taiga (remember when she visited /lit/)

over 130k posts from that bitch

that's more than some small chans have in all

>>2022854
holy shit, that's 45 days of continuous posting, assuming she did nothing but post

C....or B. Tough one.

C, The Tourist

>the only logical answer

>>2022877
Who would you kill?

B
D&E

D, Deep&Edgy

B.
D&E
D&E, you love me for this, huh

D.
I can't remember any trips so let's go with popular opinion and take out D&E

B. and I would kill Quentin

Anyone who says anything other than Quentin is wrong.

What would be the point of any of these things if I couldn't use them to make Deep&Edgy jealous?

But B, I think. Assuming you get just as much comprehension, this would be a quick way to advance my career, become extremely erudite, and generally have a lot more time and choices in life (for, say, D). It makes all the other choices much easier.

C
i would finally master latin and sightread the Iliad

>>2023027
yes... latin...

if you could get inspiration and writing skill is intellect implied if you're more interested in writing philosophical work. if so D

if not i'd go with B and read everything

>>2023027

most retarded thing I've seen on /lit/ today.

D., Quentin

Either B or C with latin

>>2023107
oh and any tripfag from /mu/ or /g/ will be fine.

>>2023107
>>2023027

Latin is for betas. I'll take greek and kill Deep&Edgy.

>>2023027
Got a few responses. 8/10, nice job.