/lit/ - Literature

>>20225617
Robert Cohn is literally me

>>20225617
That's not the ouevre of Michele Houellebecq

>>20225626
Kike

>>20225626
When I first read it, I identified heavily with Cohn because I'm Jewish and a boxer and I wanted to defend his character from Michael, but after reading it again and again and after finding out I was impotent I started identifying more with Jake.

I relate so much to this book because I have been to war and I am also impotent.

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>>20227285
Is this the feels thread bros?

>>20227290
It just the truth brother. I killed 3-5 people in Afghanistan and 2 years ago I permanently damaged my penis in a 48 hour edge session. Not I have a what is only know as 'hard-flaccid syndrome'. I have no hope of recovery, and suspect I will cause further damage in the future.

>>20227363
Man to man is a beast.

I read this book 7 years ago, nothing happens the entire book except cuck drama

>>20227363
Thank you for killing those people in Afghanistan to keep America free. If you didn't, then we wouldn't be free. They would've rode boats all the way over here and made us into slaves. No doubt in my mind this would've happened.

>>20227479
It's cool. If they were Talibani shits they most likely smoked pot and fucked young boys. They deserved to die.

>>20227363
>I permanently damaged my penis in a 48 hour edge session.

Thank you for your service.

>>20227490
I do those things at college and I'm very popular for it.

>>20227528
>Fucking young boys at college
Excuse me?

>>20227479
It wasn't about freedom or patriotism anon, it was about money and the experience of war. I always considered myself more of a mercenary. Now I am about to graduate with an engineering degree and have been living fat off the GI bill BAH plus the 2k per month I get for PTSD and tinnitus.

>>20227539
18 is young

>>20228524
I'm basically Raskolnikov but instead of bashing some old babushkas brains in I shot a couple scraggly religious extremists shepherds.

>>20228524
Lol what percentage disability did they give you for tinnitus and hurt feefees. My cousin fucked his back up and doesn't get as much.

>>20228566
80%, I rounded up to 2k. I don't think I have ptsd, I sleep like a baby. When I went for the evaluation it only lasted like 15 minutes and I just told the guy some stories about when I was point man and had to SSE some dead bodies that had been rotting in this valley for 3 days. They ones that were still intact were very bloated and had intestines spilling out of their torsos. I found them mostly by smell because it was hard to see thru NODs and they were very pungent. I grabbed one guys arm to roll him over and the skin slipped off like a silk glove. Really I think they just automatically give you like 50% for ptsd if you have a CIB.

>>20225617
I don't like the title of this book, it doesnt even make sense. The sun also rises what? yes I know he plagiarized Ecclesiastes but he did it wrong.

>>20228541
Is it? For a bottom, I mean

>>20228595
Jeez, are you sure you're alright? That sounds pretty awful.

i could relate but the book was uninspired garbage.

>>20228524
You sound like a total douche bag. The world needs useful idiots like you I guess. I hope their ghosts haunt you and you die alone.

>>20229473
le bible reference

>>20229666
Not him but fuck you. He was probably a young kid when he went through that.
He hadn't read the anti-imperialist theory you jerk yourself off to yet

>>20229677
Suck my dick. He's on here bragging in his later posts. He never learned anything.

I am robert cohn but impotent like Jake and a hack like Bill. I should just kms. Also picrel is best modernist novel

>>20229684
How is he bragging?

>>20229503
He literally said he's fine. He's a degenerate without a soul

>>20227507
kek

>>20229666
Ghosts don't exist, and with that attitude it will probably be you dying alone.

>>20227363
>48 hour edge session
how does this happen? adderal? if edged like a good 10 hours on adderal, but not 48.

>>20225617
bump

>>20225617
Brett is the prototypical roastie. She'd do well in today's forever starving simp and pussy markets.

>>20227490
Yet you refuse to kill Americans who do the same thing. Curious.

>>20230605
Most likely tons of meth and tranny porn.

>>20227363
Pelvic floor stretches, brother. You gotta relax those muscles

>>20233791
Don't want to go to prison and last I checked finding Taliban goons stateside isn't that easy.

>>20225617
He is impotent, man, he can't literaly do anything other than to simp, y'know.
So it's unfair to judge

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>>20227479
Do you really believe soldiers actually believe those things? They are well aware of the bullshit.

>>20229684
He's not bragging at all. He's speaking matter-of-factly, which is much appreciated.

>>20234104
Says living fat off government handouts for the PTSD he doesn't have with free college while derailing a book thread about simps so that military simps to come to his rescue isn't being a braggart, then I don't know what is. Your actions have consequences. He said he was a mercenary and he signed up for money and to kill people. Keep simping.

>>20234133
He's being honest about his life, even the parts that may be unsavory. No, that's not "bragging". He's not framing it in a braggadocios manner.

Besides, do you know how much money is wasted by the government every single day? His measly 2k/month means nothing in the grand scheme of things. I'm not simping, it just doesn't bother me.

Nope, the bragging (yes, it's bragging) fuckwit in this thread has some poor people blood on him forever and ghosts are real. As far as the older he gets the more that blood will stain.

Hemingway's dick was reported as "the size of a .22 shell" so his whole life was cope. The poor idiot thought a man had a limited number of orgasms in his life, a natural idea for someone whose whole concept of masculinity is the permanently defensive, forever covering flaws version that belongs on /fit/.

The best shot he ever fired was the one that went through his head, the cannibal slave sliding into this thread with his "I've seen some shit" nonsense looking for a "Thanks for your service" is just a mindless ego looking for a feed. He'll end up like Hemingway because PTSD gets stronger as you get older and the people you killed don't get birthdays. Eventually you'll have what looks like children in your head and all the hardass posing will fall away in your 50s.

Unless you're a completely heartless dipshit. In which case you don't matter and nothing you did was anything but masturbation.

>>20234141
>do you know how much money is wasted by the government every single day?
Lol, whether money is wasted can be argued about. Whether that money was used to kill people can be measured very accurately. Don't mix up ethics with efficiency. Expediency is an ethical flaw.

>>20234175
>Cost plus to bring everything thing including pre-made concrete to a warn-torn area
>Lockheed and Martin's stock goes through the roof
>Purchases all of the countries national assets for pennies
>5.8 trillion spent on nothing but bombing poor people

And it's debatable that it's not wasted??

>>20234103
That’s even worse.

>>20234186
Transfering trillions from public to private hands was the stated aim of the whole Afghanistan intervention, you can find people yelling about it in 2002 and nobody listened. That wild egomaniac Julian Assange was hysterical about the massive amount of killing of poors and looting of rich that was happening.

And it all went exactly to plan. Plebs get to think their life is interesting because war, rich people get to move all the economy into their own pockets.

The post i referred to asked about the government wasting money. Spending on anything can be called waste, even on a hospital, that's opinion. Spending that ends in people getting killed isn't debatable, you can track the agency of funding to the deaths, money made people die.

But that 20 year "war"? Not a bit of waste, the pentagon funnels public money to private hands and the bottom half of the IQ graph waves flags and worships medals. Zero waste there.