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Brando Sando king of modern fantasy? Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:00:26 2022 No.20171229 [Reply] [Original]

Secret novel this, cosmere woke bull shit that.

I have read the entirety of the cosmere books out there (except for the faggy graphic novel).

My threshold for shit tier literature is very high, is Brandon Sanderson a good author or just an efficient one? Honestly do you all enjoy his shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:05:17 2022 No.20171250 >>20171229 >woke bull shit Poor fucker has to act like he isn't based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:12:00 2022 No.20171279 >>20171229 I refuse to read his books not because they are probably poorly written genreshit and a waste of time, not because they might be woke, but because he's a FAT FUCK. Just LOOK at him. Jesus FUCKING CHRIST I wanna PUKE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:12:25 2022 No.20171281 >>20171250 the fact that he doesnt even share a bed with his wife, he is so severely blue balled that's why he writes so much. Something to do to keep the sin out of his mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:15:17 2022 No.20171297 >>20171281 There's a reason so many geniuses of history were repressed homos. They had to sublimate their libido into something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:43:37 2022 No.20171456 Cosmere stuff is good, His sci fi series fucking sucks His book about the multiple personality guy also sucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:44:34 2022 No.20171465 >>20171456 >His book about the multiple personality guy also sucks I tried reading legion and dropped it, high tier faggotry

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:44:58 2022 No.20171469 >>20171281 >the fact that he doesnt even share a bed with his wife, Cuz he's a fat fuck and would roll over on her

Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:49:15 2022 No.20171494

>>20171469
also because it would create lust and lust is a sin. Mormons can only fuck to make babies. Sanderson doesn't want another baby because the last one his made is mentally retarded (Assburgers/ADHD/ goofy looking cunt)

When he wrote his secret novels he left them as a gift on his wife's bed in her bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:50:54 2022 No.20171503 /lit/ has definitely gotten dumber and everyone ITT is proof

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:54:53 2022 No.20171516 >>20171503 how so exactly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 20:59:16 2022 No.20171531 >>20171516 They don't share his opinions so obviously they're stupider than him. Such things are easy to understand for narcissists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:27:28 2022 No.20171643 >>20171229 He’s better than Bakker, but that’s not a high bar to clear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:10:33 2022 No.20171847 The Mistborn trilogy is pretty good. I don't like the Wax & Wayne sequel series as much, but it's worth reading if you like the world and magic system from the original series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:28:51 2022 No.20171903 >>20171643 >He’s better than Bakker, Everyone is better than that hack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:48:32 2022 No.20171981 >>20171281 >Has sex only to procreate B-B-BASED!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:11:29 2022 No.20172076 >>20171494 >Lust >For his wife nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:22:45 2022 No.20172120 My biggest issue with Sando is that my friends refuse to read anything else

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 01:33:45 2022 No.20172469 >>20171229 >black lotus kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 01:41:51 2022 No.20172486 He's the Jay-Z of fantasy. His skill at business far exceeds his skill at the actual craft. He's successfully positioned himself as the inheritor of the now adult Harry Potter fanbase that eagerly wants to consume more.

Anonymous Tue Apr 5 02:28:45 2022 No.20172581

>>20171229
>My threshold for shit tier literature is very high, is Brandon Sanderson a good author or just an efficient one?
He has a couple of free chapters online that you can read. I haven't read fantasy in about 15 or so years so I'm not up to date with anything anymore. I see so many people talking about him for such a long time I assume he must at least be decent.
Those free chapters are the worst things I ever remember reading in my entire life. Probably when I was 10 I read something worse. But I literally can't think of anything that even begins to come close to how awful he is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 02:30:31 2022 No.20172586 File: 143 KB, 1537x859, Prologue to a bad fantasy novel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20172581 >But I literally can't think of anything that even begins to come close to how awful he is. Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 5 02:33:13 2022 No.20172594 File: 2.18 MB, 384x378, pepe newspaper raise.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20172586 My decision to not support self-publish novels keeps being justified. Who writes this shit thinking it’s good?

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