/lit/ - Literature

>>20151354
>tfw this post is due in 5 minutes
may god have mercy on my soul

>>20151354
I often chuckle at college kids. Being almost 40 its better to be an autodidact

>>20151354
Truly. :kannaNom:

>>20151354
Just go to the store and buy some 4mg nicotine lozenges. If you're not a smoker, the effect of nicotine will completely overwhelm you with max level concentration and focus.

>>20151625
Autodidacts don't get degrees that open up job positions that don't constantly bring on the urge to kill yourself

>>20151354
Just fuck your professor for an extension of the deadline. <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="26" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/adf2d2f0_EZY.png">

I have a 500 word essay due tomorrow and here I am still playing WoW..

>>20152660
Thankfully he goes to Porno University, where fucking his professor guarantees an A.

>>20152656
I have a masters degree and I hate my job. Work will always become work

>>20151354
>>20152735
1000 words? And that's considered college level? This is already eleven. Now it's at fifteen. Copy and paste this 40 times--you'll have your essay.

>>20152735
I have a 60 pages long paper due in 2 months.

>>20151354
>1000 words
so like, three pages?

>50 word note due in 2 years
It's over isn't it? <span class="xae" data-xae="dizzy">&#x1F635;[/spoiler]

>>20151354
I wrote a 2000 word philosophy essay in about 8 hours. I had to give myself a crash course on the lecture content because I didn't go to any of the lectures. I'm still waiting on the grade but I think I did pretty good, at least to scrape a B. Studying philosophy in college is a fucking joke, complete waste of time, don't recommend.

>data analysis lab due in 3 hours
>didnt contribute at all and let the two girls in my group do everything.
I know I should feel bad but I just don't.

>>20152851
A master's in what?
And what's your job now

>>20151354
5000 word essay due tomorrow not even worried lol, gone through worse before

>>20153532
College isn't just one 1000 word essay Einstein

>>20154127
You can't write 112 words an hour?

>>20153558
Two and a half.

>>20151354
Do you want to know how many words are 1000?
Let us begin by using an insane amount of words in a joke based message. Your existence is a joke, and you should feel bad by wasting time in a thread like this one, nevertheless here goes your (((You))), since that is all you, or any ignorant person, can get anyways.
These sort of idealism isn't uncommon, don't focus in my argument since I have none, but focus instead in how I spend and dedicate an insane amount of words to... nothing, nothing at all. These reminds me of a Spanish symbolist poem known as «Jitanjáfora» by M. Brull, that says something like «Filiflama alabe cundre / ala olalúnea alífera», the point being in that the words are meaningless and just mere sound. Again, notice, I've cited a poem without leading anywhere with it, I haven't made a single argument yet, but you see how I can freely move and you might even feel I'm saying something.
So far, I have over 150 words, so, by simple maths, by writing seven paragraphs of these kind you have a 1000 word essay. You can do it anon, stop procastinating.

>>20151354
Don't do that again then you retard. Either learn the lesson this time or suffer again. I prefer the latter since it's funnier.