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I recently discovered a love letter Will Smith wrote to his wife. I’m curious what does /lit/ think of his prose?
>Dear Jada,
>I want to suck on your toes while you call me your little bitch boy, then I’d work my way up to your pussy eating it why you glower down at me, when you’ve orgasmed a couple of times you would stand up turn around and lean your ass in my face and say “eat my ass tiny little bitch boy” the id say “yes mommy” and worship your asshole with my tounge, after that you would get on a big purple strap on put a dog collar & leash on me and fuck my ass senseless while choking me with the collar calling me your worthless pet and of course tiny little bitch boy, then when it’s all finished my asshole a wreck and covered in various sexjuices and sweat from the both of us you would stand over me and piss while laughing down at me evilly knowing you’re superior to me.
>Love,
>Will Smith

>> No.20144325

>>20144314
Back to your containment board /tv/tard

>> No.20144343
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>>20144314
That's nothing compared to Joyce.

>My sweet little whorish Nora,

>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

>Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

>> No.20144355

>>20144343
unironically why I dropped joyce

>> No.20144383

>>20144355
Proust is better anyways.

>> No.20144411

>>20144343
What an absolute chad

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>>20144314
nice

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>> No.20144422

Can we not see this hollywood shit on /lit/ please? Thank you.