/lit/ - Literature

I've sometimes beaten off to erotic fiction of girls shitting their pants.

>>20106880
I've been jacking off to mfx scat lesbian videos on a regular basis since first seeing 2 girls 1 cup

Can you let me know what other pages of books I should skip?

>>20106880
I went to strip club once. They have women just going around the place sort of seducing the customers in search for a private dance. One woman came to my table and started moving her ass near my face. I could smell a faint aroma of excrement. For some reason I found that quite arousing and I was hard as a diamond. This body odor coming out of an attractive woman truly impressed me. I came home later that night and I jacked off like a maniac.

>>20106894
based

Is this the goodreads review thread? Just found this gem.

>>20106955
kek do plotfags really?

>>20106955
it must have given her headaches to encounter a poetry collection for the very first time

>>20106872
isn't kaka a greek word? like kakos but as an adjective?

>>20106880
Fiction? You should try >>>/gif/.

>>20106872
kek i'm doing it right now, as a matter of fact

Why do americans say "take a shit" to describe defecation? You're not taking a shit, you're giving it away, parting with it, vacating it out of your body, detaching the shit from your bowels, expelling, jettisoning it in some cases. Fix your gay ass language.

>>20106872
>this unfortunate sentence
Why does he write like such an insufferable faggot?

>>20108119
>take a chair
>take a hit in the knob
>take a golden shower
>take a pounding up the arse
>take the piss
Britbongs aren't better

>>20108188
Take makes sense in all of these cases you spastic

>>20108119
>complains about 'taking a shit'
>uses ass constructions
kys

>>20106955
the amount of book-related stupidity you can find on r/Books and Goodreads is mind-boggling, how do these people function day to day

>>20108288
no they're literally figurative. now give my dubs back!

el perro kaka

perro caca

>>20106894
Are you sure it wasn't just musk or at least just the normal amount of residue people have when they don't excessively cleanse their ass? I think it's normal enough to like that, it serves as a 'realistic' detail that makes the experience more visceral, but an actual quantity of shit is not good.

>>20108586
post some examples

>>20106955
Not as bad as the one on Carl Schmitt's "Concept Of The Political" written by a milquetoast British liberal

>>20106894
>I could smell a faint aroma of excrement. For some reason I found that quite arousing and I was hard as a diamond.
Was it actual shit or just that weird ass smell that women's asses have? I can never figure out what that is or whether I should feel guilty for liking it. It's gotta be shit, right? But why do they have it sometimes even right after they bathe?

>>20106955
The older I get the more I can't tell whether I hate women or just think they're adorable. Women seem more and more like cats to me, I like them but also hate them and think they're selfish stupid pointless little faggots and I wonder why I let one leech off of me when all it does is spend my money thanklessly and make me clean up after it.

>>20109340
I think that part of the issue is that the smell of shit is largely just a concentrated version of the normal smell any 'crammed' area of your body gets if not washed (armpits, etc.), and an asscrack is very much this way. However, I do find it intuitive that there would pretty much always be some level of residue. I'm not clear on this but it seems like some of the discoloration people have there is due to embedded shit.

>>20106880
you and I, should meet

>>20109335
pic

>>20106880
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>>20109378
The dirty little secret women don’t want you to know is that they are filthier than men.
Anyone in the know will tell you women’s public toilets are dirtier than men’s.

>>20109492
I already know it, never had sisters but lived with enough women. It really is amazing how everything about them defies the abstract idea that they are angels, but you still can't get your brain to stop seeing them as angels without forcing it to.

>>20106872
what book is this lmao

>>20106872
what's the book plz
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>>20109313
based

>>20106955
NPCs are real and will kill you to steal your soul

>>20109492
A major factor is that women's higher natural fear of things like shit makes them less likely to come to terms with them and deal with them. Many women honestly don't know how to properly wipe their ass, and cope by ignoring the truth that their ass has shit residue on it and thus are less likely to deal with it by showering.

>>20109526
Think it's colossus of maroussi by Miller

>>20106872
My diary is very deep and poetic except for two entries in distinct years, sudden rants that are incredibly off color and filled with extremely unpc things. I think I wrote them while drunk but I thought the contrast was amusing when I read them again.
I like to imagine that some scholar (xe/xer) will unearth this touching memoir one day in the future and xe'll become enamored with my sensitive, gentle soul until xe gets to the magic pages and dies from trauma

>>20109563
Where can I learn more about this?

I can't tell for sure but I think I have noticed this. I have had to teach a disturbing number of girlfriends who you'd never suspect of being dirty bitches how to bathe regularly. They are all experts on how to use their 94 different shower scrubs and curly hair oil chemistry experts but then they don't know shit like don't wear the same socks three fucking times.

>>20109652
Toxicity can be kind of attractive. It will make xer think xe could have healed you with the affection you deserved but never received.

>>20109660
I'm not sure where you can learn more apart from gossiping here, I'd like to know too.

My last gf would often go a week without showering, and when she did she categorically refused to wash her ass. She wouldn't even spread her cheeks and let the water go don. It really weirded me out, washing your ass seems like an obvious thing to do when you're washing in general.

I know that's a particularly gross case but it's not as unrepresentative as people would have you think.