/lit/ - Literature

>>20104871
>How does /biz/ have better writers than /lit/??
Because, unlike us, they do. We just think about doing.

>>20104891
dude that's, like, so deep.

I got rock hard from this

well, while mr. manager is in his wagies, i, mr. neet, am in his wife

>>20105054
>it's another "depressed fat unkempt neet pretends to have a cool life without work" episode
Beg me and I might give you a temp job with no benefits and minimum wage. Be convincing, boy, and on your knees.

jfc being a manager is supposed to be a good thing?

>>20105179
no thanks, i'm retired

because /biz/ actually read articles and shit everyday so they dont lose money.

Fuck /biz/tards

>>20104871
>nureddit thinks this is good writing

>>20105335
>SEETHING
It's ok, anon. One day somebody will publish your gothic poetry or your 2k pages pseudophilosophical edgy treaty about why girls don't want to touch you.

/biz/ralies taking over

>>20104871
Terrible prose; just terrible.

>>20105249

>/biz/ actually read articles and shit everyday
I don't know which is sadder, that you actually consider articles literature, or that you think that's a lot of reading in a day lmao

>>20104871
God people like that I just want to punch

>>20105918
Your seething is delicious.

>>20105938
Go back.

>>20104871
He has nice memey rhythm but this is not particularly good.

>>20104871
Because you're a gay nigger, probably. Sounds about right.

>>20105954
You're not going to find much creativity there.

>>20104871
The New Hive by xax

>>20104871
I think that piece of writing sucks!

>>20106027
>sucks
>>20105954
>but this is not particularly good.
Willing to bet it's better than anything you'll ever produce, pretentious little faggots.

>>20105249
>so they dont lose money

/biz/ loses money all the time, though.

>>20106268
YOUR MOM LOSES MONEY ALL THE TIME

>>20106268
They'd write better literature describing their real failings and losses than their fake and literally gay larp. It's just "muh smelly dick" x24

The NIGGER opus covered the spectrum of what it is like to live in a modern society. This shit couldn't even progress past dick cheese.

>>20106288
>The NIGGER opus
Are you talking about the book that was 20% composed of the word "nigger"?

>>20104871
Managers are wagies though, shit writer.

>>20106288
>>20106027
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>>20105335
>saltiness and butthurtness OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS
Yeah I'm thinking /lit/ got buttblasted. You don't witness this much salt without serious injury.

>>20106349
Somebody gets periodically mounted by his manager like a horse.
Ooh, did your manager force you to go back to the cuck cage full time? Is that it? Poor little wagie waah waah.

>>20106349
They are petty tyrants, I have no clue why anyone would larp as a manager. The regional managers are the guys who really get to rub their assholes in other people’s faces

>>20104871
I think you will find it is multiple times harder to write something nice and inspiring than something cringe and literally gay; the eye-catching prolapse may hold your mind for a while, but at the end of it all, the honeybees of mankind will sway towards the warm red flower beaming under the temperate watch of the sun.

>>20106476
The real power is in HR. Once you’re in HR you’re set for life. Fat malding perverts bow to the Big Human Resources Cock. One word from my department and you lose your job.
We cant really get to the big dogs, but wagies + deluxe wagies (managerial types) + super wagies (team leads) are all fair game. And they know it.

>>20104871
>manager
So a wagie?

>>20106476
>larp
My internet friend, you seem to be confused, or maybe misinformed. "L.A.R.P." is an acronym (it means that each letter corresponds to a word), and it stands for "Live Action Role Play".

Now, since, as I've prefaced by calling you a "internet" friend, i.e. a virtual one (far from me to diminish the emotional and sociological impact of our interaction, it is simply a matter of contextual accuracy), since, as I was saying, we're operating and interfacing in a virtual setting, not a real one, how -- just how, I ask -- could you possibly be L.A.R.P.ing?

As you can see, your remark, while certainly humorous in nature, was factually incorrect, and I hope you don't take this little correction between friends (albeit "virtual" ones haha :)) as an offense. I merely meant to edificate.

'Til next time, in this virtual ocean of bits and bytes.

>>20106499
>the honeybees of mankind will sway towards the warm red flower beaming under the temperate watch of the sun.
This shit should be /lit/'s banner. It perfectly encapsulates the pretentiousness, pseudness and shitty writing that characterize this board.

>>20106611
>this should be x
>perfectly encapsulates
>pseudness
>pretentiousness
you're cringe and gay desu

>>20106664
>NO U
Wonderful retort. This too is typical of the average /lit/arded.

>>20106672
>wonderful retort
yeah, you're gay

>>20106683
NO U

>40 replies
>21 posters
OP legitimately posted a screencap of his own thread just to sit here for hours and accuse everyone of seething about him

>>20105032
i have seen this same kind of reply for 2 days on lit and im convinced theres an active bluepilling operation going on

>>20104871
hawt af

>>20104871
Embarrassing thread, did an english major fuck your girlfriend in college? Now, please, respond to me with a wojak and accuse me of seething :^)

>>20104871
5 dogecoins say OP wrote that garbage and is reposting it here because no-one cared about it on /biz/ either

>>20104871
disgusting

>>20106606
Yeah uh maybe Reddit’s more your speed, pal.

>>20107076
>>20106899
N-NO!
SHUT UP!