/lit/ - Literature

>>20095638
Stab em

>>20095638
How else would you read?

>>20095638
I havent seen any of my roommates in months
Yet i HEAR THEM

I read aloud to a group of beautiful women and direct them to act out scenes I want to visualize.

>>20095638
>friend made fun of me for not reading enough
>friend made fun of me for namedropping author I haven't read
It's over

>he knows people who read
The only "people" I come across are directionless slackers, drug addicts and dude bros.
Why am I so repulsive to interesting people that they wont interact with me?

>>20095638
>Not telling him to suck your dick while you're reading then
Come on, OP. He was basically begging for it.

>>20095749
Too high IQ.

>>20095645
With your girlfriend. What's the point of reading if it doesn't involve pussy in some way?

>>20095749
You aren't as smart or interesting as you think

>>20095749
directionless slackers, drug addicts and dude bros are more interesting than anyone who reads a lot.
stories are written about people who live, not about people who read.

>>20095749
You are probably closer to those types of penguin than you’d hope. You are who you surround yourself with, to a large extent

>>20095970
>penguin

*people

Weird autocorrect lol


Weird autocorrect lol

>>20095913
It's funny how rare this dilemma is explored.

>>20095670
God that's based

>>20095646
Anon, your meds!

>>20095770
but I already cummed

>>20095638
You probably have shit taste too. I would mock you and then beat you up after showing I have better literary taste. You probably read some stupid meme book. I'd beat you to a blood pulp with that meme book. You stupid bitch. Now tell me what you read, so I can mock you to the ends of hell.

>>20096240
I checked the room allotments and one of them actually left so it makes slightly more sense why I haven't seen them

>>20096259
OwO

>>20095770
I'm legitimately disgusted by pussy. Can't get over how gross they look.

>>20095764
>mfw i will never have this