/lit/ - Literature

These threads are never funny.

>>20081928
I'd like to leave a big boot print in the lower back of the person who made this fake graded paper

>>20081913
i think that's kind of the point. "/lit/ humour" is an oxymoron. it's just an excuse to post the same couple of dozen tired old pictures again and again, like a horror story trope where a ghost is condemned to haunt the same place for all eternity until they are released from a curse or something. except here the ghosts are still alive, the curse is being a dysfunctional powerless zoomer, and there is no release.

>>20081937
Shut up faggot, no one cares.

>>20081919
lol

>>20081936
Here he is anon, just find out where he shot this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxuPnBJCTM4

>>20081910

>>20081937
wow ur so deep anon can i suck ur dik?

>>20081919
Imagine a lad buying this thinking it's some rad edgy adventure in hell only to find out

>>20081928
I think that’s a good opening

>>20082295
Hey anon, could you explain to me wtf is this meme ?

Thanks a lot

>>20081910

>>20084093
Wow, so powerful

>>20082788
This is such a gay image not just because its wrong (third barely makes sense) but also because it had potential should be something like
>haha funny man fight windmill
>it's actually a sincere tragedy about an idealistic man fighting against Freud's reality principle etc etc
>lol shidding and vomiting

>>20083821
No

>>20082295
Wealth beyond measure, Outlander.

>>20081928
this essay was actually pretty funny, the teacher has literally zero sense of humor.

>>20082788
>>20084415
I agree that the picture is pretty nonsensical. All of those views are right at some level, as the book has depth and is about a lot of different things.

The part you're missing is how it is openly about the idea of nostalgia due to an era ending (an era that may or may not have ever existed). Even in 1605 this "chivalry is dead, everyone's just a selfish and dishonest zoomer" meme was in full swing. It honestly has a lot of relevance to things like tradlarpers on 4chan, however you view them.

>>20084468
kek'd

>>20084479
It's openly not real. Some comedian made it as a joke.

>>20084487
fair enough, but I could see it being real given how lame university professors actually are.

>>20084415
you can and prolly should change it because you're right, but as I understand it you're missing a central feature of that format, which is that the high and low iq takes reach the same assessment of a subject- but how they get there isn't the same. Like how instinct and wisdom has overlap. the low iq person doesn't know precisely why he likes something, the high iq person does, and the midwit is bein a dumbass by both denying his nature and failing to have enough knowledge to reach the correct conclusion. Or something like that

So one for dick and fart jokes might be
1) lol fart
2) what no irony? satire? this doesn't SAY anything. It's trash
3) something about how dick and fart jokes are a universal human commonality

>>20084501
Nah. You should read Planes, Trains, and Plantains (an actual, and much more interesting, troll essay about the story of Oedipus), the author later came out and explained that he did it to show how retarded grading is. He made the dumbest thing possible and still got a 68 or something, along with a note to meet the professor after class.

>>20084560
This, but my point >>20084483
remains that the ideas in it don't work

Does anyone have the green text of the Anon who goes to university and uses the term “psued” but he pronounces it “P-sued?”

>>20084643
Never seen that but I am very curious. It's easy to forget how reading but not hearing words can lead people to have their own retarded headcanon of how they're pronounced and not even recognize it as such, and I'm sure this makes some embarrassing situations.

>>20084583
>Notes From the Underground

>>20084085
This really upsets me because that's Saya from Dagashi Kashi and she is a girl, but I don't expect anything from coomers anymore

>>20084643

>>20084967
Thanks Anon, I owe you one

>>20081919
Isnt that the cover for the animated film?

Also the film was pretty good for modern audience standards (Sort of an anime feel) but in regards to staying true to the original it fails.

>>20084483
>tradlarper
I don't understand where this meme came from. Anyone who has a sincere belief in tradition or whatever it may be is a larper?

>>20084093
locked in a room with Ninbad the Nailer and Rinbad the Railer again

>>20084571
Oh so that's what it was all about haha now that's funny

>>20084087
dreamworks looked at this and said yup this is it

>>20084112
This but unironically

>>20084967
haha i did the same thing but when i was in 2nd grade and the word was "sigh" #relateable

>>20085195
>Anyone
No, not anyone, retard. We're talking about the people we see here. Most of them are really obviously insincere.

The real ones don't use the word "trad", it's just normal life for them. You don't use a buzzword to describe the experience of waking up and spending the day with your family.

>>20084654
>It's easy to forget how reading but not hearing words can lead people to have their own retarded headcanon of how they're pronounced and not even recognize it as such, and I'm sure this makes some embarrassing situations.
I've done this so many times. I grew up reading a lot and discussing literature online, but I didn't have anyone IRL to talk about it with. As a result, I have a whole list of words I butchered when I actually had to speak in college. In particular, Greek names gave me trouble for a long time.

>>20085307
Had the same happen to my Decline of the West copy...

>>20085638
Any you could name? I personally would pronounce hyperbole as "hyper-bowl"

>>20084093
For me, it's Vinbad the Quailer

>>20081910

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>>20086631
last one

>>20086588
>>20086609
>>20086624
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>>20086637
>Words words words
The left can't meme

>>20086631
Where does the quote on the right come from?

>>20084501
>given how lame university professors actually are
they have to read the same bland garbage hundreds of times per semester for decades until they retire. i think you can cut them just a little slack

>>20084093

>>20081928
Would be a 10/10 in any English class that truly understood the art of writing and expression. Perchance.

>>20081928
>to save the princess?
>ok?
Love from Kazakhstan

>>20081919
I would buy this just because of the absurdity of the cover. It's actually kinda cool.

>>20086583
>>20086588
>>20086609
>>20086624
>>20086631
>>20086637

Based.

>>20086545
He kind of looks like my grandma. Is he Hungarian by any chance?

>>20087431
Pretty good but.
>implying central banking is a good thing
>implying the second ammendment is a bad thing