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Describe your premise for the most depressing story imaginable.

>> No.20068678

>>20068666
That moment when you are masturbating to porn and you cum then close it and see your reflection in the black screen right in time for when the guilt sets in.

>> No.20068717

We close with an almost unbelievable example of the contempt of women. The reference will be found in Buckle's History of Civilization in England, Pact I, Chapter XII: "In the middle of the eighteenth century, there was an actress on the French stage by the name of Chantilly. She, though beloved by Maurice de Saxe, preferred a more honorable attachment, and married Favert, the well‑known writer of songs and of comic operas. Maurice, amazed at her boldness, applied for aid to the French crown. That he should have made such an application is sufficiently strange; but the result of it is hardly to be paralleled except in some eastern despotism. The government of France, on hearing the circumstance, had the inconceivable baseness to issue an order directing Favert to abandon his wife, and entrust her to the charge of Maurice, to whose embraces she was compelled to submit.

>> No.20068727

>>20068678
Ah yes, the post nut clarity induced guilt.

>> No.20068732

>>20068678
>>20068727
Joke's on you, I'm too depressed to have a sex drive.

>> No.20068750

Schizo meets God and Christ while in the psychiatric hospital.

>> No.20068753

>>20068666
40 year old loser

>> No.20068757

>>20068666
A day in your life.

>> No.20068763

>>20068666
Hold on, let my get my diary desu

>> No.20068807

The most depressing story is the one in which stories cease to be able to be made.

I call it history.

>> No.20069001

>>20068750
More like the schizo can never be certain about whether they exist or not, descends into his own madness

>> No.20069008

blumpf get second term

>> No.20069107

>>20068666
This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-TE_Ys4iwM

>> No.20069115

>>20069001
It ends with an insidious whisper from Satan

>> No.20069475

>>20068666
we create robo waifus but the globohomos come to take them away

>> No.20069480

>>20069115
ayo this nigga using the word insidious n shit like that demon movie nigga hahahah

>> No.20070908

A day in my life, scrolling 4chan and hating myself

>> No.20070916

My diary desu

>> No.20070967

You marry your faithful highschool sweetheart. She then gets some kind of dementia and, believing it to be a sign, fucks a hobo in the the streets at night. You take another turn to buy her some medicine and sees it. You beat the shit out of the hobo and go to jail, where you are raped and nicknamed cuck by the guards.
Nothing makes me more depressed than treason - and, in this case, involuntary.

>> No.20070995

>>20068763
>>20070908
>>20070916
These
>>20070967
Childlike and pathetic
People are not possessions

>> No.20071007

>>20068666
Triple 6…. This is cursed anon

>> No.20071034

>>20070995
You are a disappointment for your father.

>> No.20071115

>>20071007
Story of my life.

>> No.20071132

>>20071034
Lol the projection holy shit.

>> No.20071383

/lit/ users would make shitty authors

>> No.20071508

you wake up and realize you've been turned into a CFL lightbulb

>> No.20071538
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20071538

>>20070967
>novel about losing a woman
>depressing

>> No.20071601

>>20068666
A guy learns that, far from the sense of respect and love he thought his family had for him, they actually pity him and, while humouring his life choices and opinions, have been meanwhile living fulfilling and productive lives behind his back.

>> No.20071609
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20071609

>>20071601
>his family claimed they wanted to see his success
>they discouraged him every step along the way

>> No.20072605

>Oswald was ranting about the Jews again. Diana could not stand it anymore. It seemed that every second of his was devoted to this singular obsession. To Oswald, it was the Jews who ran the banks, press, and trade unions. He began a new diatribe at dinner, proclaiming to the Mosley family how a Rothschild-Marxist-Freemason conspiracy had been forged to discredit German National Socialism. Diana had had enough. She demanded that he shut the fuck up. Oswald was filled with rage at this female insubordination. He demanded that his wife apologize immediately or face his primal wrath. She continued to insult him and questioned the chances of their marriage surviving. Oswald would not tolerate these words. He immediately flung his chicken tenders at the bitch. After cackling like a madman, he proceeded to throw his plate at her as well. As Diana began to bleed from the piercing strike, Oswald felt a sense of great satisfaction. He denounced his wife as a kike-lover and then picked up a knife. He began stabbing Diana as she screamed for him to stop. After laying down the law, Oswald ended his attack. He then repeated his demand for an apology as his wife trembled in a pool of her blood.

>> No.20072610

>>20072605
>Diana begged for forgiveness and pledged to be forever loyal to him. Oswald threw her against the wall and continued to elaborate on his racial theories for some time. When he was finished, he cleaned up his wife's blood and provided her with bandages. Diana was in extreme pain and went to sleep. Oswald locked her away and began writing various anti-Semitic pamphlets and preparing for his speeches. That night, he left his residence to attend a meeting of the British Union of Fascists in Manchester. At the conference, Oswald gave the final speech of the night in which he outlined why the industrial extermination of the Jews was necessary. Even his fellow fascists were repulsed by the open savagery Oswald advocated for. Loud boos drowned out Oswald's increasingly unhinged remarks. He denounced the attendees as sellouts and cucks. While Oswald was away in Manchester, Diana woke up and discovered that she was locked away. After calling for Oswald and receiving no answer, she became convinced that she was going to be locked away forvered and starved to death for her disloyalty. She found a pistol in a drawer and shot herself. At the meeting, Oswald stormed out and vowed to purge all the traitors when his day would come. After returning to his residence, Oswald discovered Diana's corpse.

>> No.20072611

>>20072610
>He realized that the circumstances of her suicide could easily lead to his imprisonment if discovered by the authorities. Oswald thus came up with a brilliant scheme to avoid persecution from the Jew-controlled police. He thoroughly cleaned the room and then placed Diana on the kitchen table. He took the knife he stabbed her with earlier and began cutting her body into bite-sized pieces. He then glued the pieces of the smashed plate back together and began to eat the chunks of his wife's body one by one. When he was finished eating the entire corpse, he declared that he had become MOSLEY, for he was no longer merely "Oswald Mosley" but had in fact merged Oswald and Diana Mosley into a singular entity. As MOSLEY, he was also no longer a "he" but now identified as non-binary and began to use they/them pronouns. MOSLEY then chopped off their penis with the knife. Suffering from excruciating pain, MOSLEY called on the phone for immediate medical assistance. Moments later, they were helped into an ambulance. At the hospital, MOSLEY fell into a coma. The doctor saw that the cause of MOSLEY's agony was their chopped penis. Unable to reattach the severed penis, the doctor placed an emergency order for a prosthetic penis. In that moment, MOSLEY arose from their bed. They suddenly grew squid-like appendages and strangled the doctor to death, presuming him to be a Jew. MOSLEY's bleeding suddenly stopped and the transformed creature began to rapidly expand in size. The hospital was destroyed in MOSLEY's epic attack and they began to terrorize the capital of international Jewry, London. MOSLEY destroyed much of London with their new squid powers until a special all-lesbian unit of the British Army equipped with mechas was deployed to fight them. The Super Special Lesbian Squad (SSLS) overcame great adversity to defeat MOSLEY in combat and saved the peace of the British Empire.

>> No.20072620

>>20068666
you wake up and realize you have become a bug

>> No.20072628

>>20068753
damn dude, I'm 39

>> No.20072630

>>20068666
Klaus Schwab cucks you

>> No.20072648

>>20068666
for sale: clown shoes, soiled rotten.

>> No.20072697

>>20068666
A story in which nothing happens

>> No.20073054

>>20068666
A guy gets cucked three times out of a well-developing romance throughout his life, because he exhibits utter cuckold qualities.