/lit/ - Literature

>>20052282
I already saved this picture, bitch! Diversify your portfolio motherfucker!

>>20052282
The thought of women is enough to make me gnash my teeth with rage.

>>20052282
I do, she's currently rereading the Harry Potter series.

where /lit/ gf grug no read

I do.

>>20052282
i do but she only reads fantasy written by women

>>20052293
>>20052297
>>20052299
Yall sorry motherfuckers need to elevate your standards and diversify your motherfuckin porftfolios! Talkin bout some knuckledraggin ass hoes, why dat. Yo that's the best you can get? You want your daughters should be knuckledraggin? I only let a princess knuckle this dragon. It's high IQ, high cheekbones, high libido or I bounce.

>>20052323
Shut up nigger.

>>20052282
I am a friendless shut-in who hasn't talked to a girl other than coworkers in over 2 years

>>20052326
Your loss triflin fool. This is why you're broke if you're wondering. Got less between your ears than your legs, and that's saying something!

>>20052323
The only other girl I know who reads, is also rereading Harry Potter.

holy mama

>>20052323
>high IQ, high cheekbones, high libido
I, too, like femboys.

>>20052286
Not OP, but here’s another

>>20052282
Because my wife would be pissed.

>>20052282
Because my girlfriend is severely dyslexic. She’s a great painter tho

>>20052460
Diversify your portfolio or your kids finna come out cross eyed dumbass

>>20052282
I do. But she only reads Ya fiction, and so can't hold a fine literary conversation with her.

>>20052483
Stop being white and appropriating black dialect, it’s embarrassing.

>>20052489
> she only reads Ya fiction
What is the male equivalent of this?

>>20052369
>fat water
>just water
>boxed water
wtf is this shit

>>20052497
Fuck nigga desist with all assumptions, ask your bitch how my dick taste see her teeth be slimy with chocolate pussy, Allah show mercy on your cuck nigga soul

>>20052506
Meds

>>20052499
only playing video games and watching family guy or something

>>20052282
probably because i am a hideous travesty of a human being

post more /lit/ girls

>>20052282
I don't know, anon. It might have to do with the fact that I'm merely above average when it comes to appearance, and that I'm an autism lord.

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>>20052503
water

>>20052282
I don't have any friends, no idea how to integrate into society either

Because I’ve never met a woman who reads anything besides YA shit and self help. Most of them don’t read at all. I’m aware there’s also the liberal kind that reads shit like DFW, Kaur and Bukowski, but thankfully I’ve never become acquainted with any of them.

>>20052503

America, where it isn't safe to drink the water that comes out your tap and its not a human right

>>20052622
> I’ve never met a woman who reads anything besides YA shit and self help
I think the company you keep is a worse reflection on you than it is them. It’s the women’s fault that you don’t know any intelligent women? Ever thought that maybe it’s the intelligent women who don’t want anything to do with you?

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>>20052751
I’m a phoneposter, your webms have no power here

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>>20052750
My company is a reflection of where I live, you individualistic scum. Most people on this country can barely interpret a sentence. Also, I don’t fault anyone around here for not developing a reading habit, it’s hard enough to survive and most are stressed out of their minds and have barely any free time, so who can blame them for wanting to spend it with things they deign more pleasurable than books?

I can't commit

>>20052777
> I don’t fault anyone around here for not developing a reading habit, it’s hard enough to survive and most are stressed out of their minds and have barely any free time
Fair enough. Forgive me if I presumed you were simply being derogatory, I hope things improve in your country enough so that people can find the time for reading :)

>>20052282
This girl's bodycount is higher than the number of books she's read

>>20052837
that might very well be the majority of the US public since highschool