/lit/ - Literature

>>19929480
Pic looks cosy but it's still perfunctory attention seeking.

>>19929480
>reading
>having your picture taken
pick one

I remember when I found this guy cringe and a little too old to be doing this hipster routine. That was ten years ago and he's still doing it. Does he still wear fingerless gloves indoors?

>>19929480
Have coffee at home
Have chair at home
Have book at home
Can be naked at home
Can fart loudly at home
Can read aloud if the mood strikes at home
No noise at home
Don't have to walk a mile to coffee shop at home

>>19929641
>Can fart loudly at home
you can do this anywhere.

>>19929658
Not as loud as I want, it's like a car backfiring when I do it

>>19929480
This guy is worse than any YA reading female youtuber.

>>19929641
I like reading at the coffee shop. I do it from ~6 to 8am everyday. I spend $3 with tip, get to say hi to the nice baristas. It’s a quiet enough space with headphones where no one engages with me. I love living with my girlfriend but we talk in the mornings, and I have this space and time to myself.

>>19929658
Me and my roommate in college would fart in our apartment and then make moaning sounds as loud as we could to get some laughs. One time I was at the library and had my headphones in, sitting my some sorority chicks and other people. I was pretty tuned-in on the stuff I was working at the time and felt a fart coming on so I let it rip as if I was in my apartment. Did the loud moan and everything too, and a bunch of people got up around me and moved to a different spot. Was pretty good.

And yes I like to read in public for attention because pleb fags deserve to get flexed on.

>>19929677
>and then make moaning sounds as loud as we could

>>19929664
not my problem your gf is ugly and annoying mate

>>19929734
unfunny because seems motivated, too non sequitur without anything to justify it

>>19929754
it non nonsequitur. I assume she is ugly because you you leave to lust over baristas. I assume she is annoying because she wont give you peace in the moring to read. So the only to reasons you read in public is because you have an annoying ugly gf.

>>19929806
i'm not the other poster i'm just saying from a shitpost critique perspective you weren't in enough of a dispute or anything with him to justify "i bet ur gfs ugly bro" so it seems mean spirited in a kind of rootless pointless way, rather than exaggerated hostility like most shitposts (funny) it smells a bit more like normie status grubbing

just my two cents

I don't like reading in coffee shops or anything like that but I do unironically go to my local library to read. it's comfy as fuck on a weekend morning. just gotta watch the homeless, they are loud and on their phones and many of them just have shit manners.

>>19929812
yeah well he counter my origional post with a lame exuse for why he likes coffee shops that didnt address any of my points. his only reason for going to coffee shop is to get away from (ugly) gf and lust after barista

>>19929812
also he reply immedietly so shit post is success

>>19929831
I’m very attracted to her and it’s not because she’s annoying but because I want to talk to her too and that interrupts reading time. I like my morning routine and it’s ok that you don’t.

It’s very bizarre you take this hostile tone with me. I think it’s just fine that you choose to read at home. If you wanted to own me in the marketplace of ideas, good job.

Cringe.
Jean Dézert was good tho – not great, but good.

>>19929664
How the hell do you have time? I need to be at work by 7:30!

Places besides coffee shops where no one is gonna bother you?
>Public park
The weather is shit and imma get mugged

>>19929963
whats bizarre is that you keep responding to me. Shut up you freak, just let go. Why are you engaging with a shit flinging monkey? What the hell is wrong with you?

>>19930041
It was the first I responded to you, but I agree that it wasn’t really worth it. I’m not sure what I was expecting.

>>19930041
>Oh no, don’t reply to my message ;(

What a faggot.

>>19930026
Libraries

>>19929480
Is that you in your pic, Anon?
That's a really patrician nose you have there

>>19929480
Sounds like book cope - Nietzsche

Things extroverts say...

Cringe, solace is the only pleasure I get in life.

>>19929686
this made me almost wish for him to be making this shit up
i don't want to share this board with literal homosexuals

>>19930052
yet you persist. just walk away man, are you crazy?

>>19930099
Pretty sure its youtube.com/c/BetterThanFoodBookReviews/

>>19929662
How? I don't like him, but he isn't revolting like female booktubers or RC. He's just boring.

>>19929604
he's only been doing it like 6 years though I think.

>>19929480
>mask on in a place where you eat and drink
What’s the point? If you’re so bothered, so scared of the coof, surely you just wouldn’t go to this kind of place?

>>19929806
I think it's funny that the only way you could justify having a friendly relationship with a barista is because of lust. I go to the same Cafe every day, the barista is a bro; he sometimes pours me a cup of whatever he's got batch brewed while he makes my coffee and we chat.

>>19930681
I change gas stations if the cashier talks to me

this is cringe as hell, who does this?
>babe, babe, take my picture while I read this. no, make sure you can see the title. and tell me when I want to be sipping coffee.
what a fucking faggot. guess I shouldn't be surprised a youtube is primarily concerned with appearance

>>19930026
The nave of a Catholic church between masses.

>>19929664
so y

>>19929677
briddy funny zdory, my friends do the same

>>19930099
>That's a really patrician nose you have there
?

>>19929480
lol clifford lee sargent or whatever the fuck his pretentious sounding name is such a poseur but i cant hate on him too much because i like a bunch of the same books. i cant get over what a posturing narcissist this guy is though its simultaneous hilarious and embarrassing. he actually wouldnt trigger me at all if he simply had bad taste. its the fact that he (usually) reads good books and is also cringe that i find irritating.

anyway, i prefer to read at home and always do unless i have some reason to be out, like if i am travelling.

>>19929677
hahahaha

>>19929664
>>19929963
just throwing in my two cents here, its not "bizarre" at all if you've spent any amount of time on this website. i hate that people here call everything reddit but your stupid blog post about your girlfriend and getting to say hi to baristas and how much you love life is honestly the most reddit thing i've read on this site in a long time. redditors are obsessed with somehow bringing up the fact that they have a girlfriend at every possible juncture and that type of corny shit is catnip for the ogres on this site. i'm actually shocked you didnt get flamed by more people even more aggressively.

>>19930138
It's too late. I'll read one thread and never come back. I hate this place. It used to be tolerable in 2018, not it's hell.

>>19929664
One day I'll have my shit together enough to be able to do that...

>>19929812
>>19929754
>>19929664
Hope this is a master troll at play.

>>19929508
This is only because americans believe reading is a difficult and undersirable task which is only enjoyable if you are rewarded by teachers, parents - which makes doing it in public seem as if you are seeking some sort of reward.
Then there are normal people, outside america, who just enjoy doing it, and do it where they feel like doing it.

>>19930138
I am a literal homosexual, anon, don't be scared