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Have you ever coomed while reading fiction?
I've gotta up my erotic roleplay game.

>> No.19921656

>>19921648
yeah, just pick something you are into, also if you find it hard look for comics and manga then move to just literature.

>> No.19921713

I've beaten off to numerous erotic fics related to my fetishes.

>> No.19921743

>>19921648
>I've gotta up my roleplay game.
To have intercourse and conceive a child? Right?

>> No.19921777
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>>19921743
y... es

>> No.19921781

>>19921777
Dont debase yourself, anon. Have higher goals.
Most erotic fiction is complete trash anyways...

>> No.19921801

>>19921781
>Most erotic fiction is complete trash anyways...
who cares? if it makes me coom then its a complete sublime work of art

>> No.19922467

>>19921648
This has been my brain lately
It's been so long

>> No.19922483

>>19922467
Same here. It must be something in the air.

>> No.19922499

>>19921648
Based picture, maychance ye reveal wherest ya found it?

>> No.19922553

>>19922499
Do you guys ever remember when based meant something?
Prettt sure being a cunbrain faggot isn’t based, but what do I know. Based based based cringe based based cringe blue bill cringe based red pill cringe based based cringe

>> No.19922558

>>19922553
>Do you guys ever remember when based meant something?
Literally never happened. Thanks for playing though.

>> No.19922569
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19922569

I've made at least 100 guys(and a small handful of women) cum from ERP these last two years alone.
It really is the easiest thing, boys just want to feel recognised and valued, it's kind of cute.

>> No.19922600

>>19922553
Ugh, fine
Interesting
Titillating
Exciting
Enticing
Appetizing
Sexy
Cute
Picture
Happy now?

>> No.19922608

>>19921648
When it comes to the "erotica classics" I've never really been able to masturbate to them, but I have masturbated many times to fanfics and other short stories on the internet.

>> No.19922634

>>19922553
cringe

>> No.19922664
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>>19921648
I unironically can't finish Sade because of how much he makes me cum.

>> No.19922665

>>19922608
Oh man, me too. But the weird ones.

>> No.19922718
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19922718

A striking resemblance

>> No.19922720

>>19921648
I did to VNs and manga. And I did wank to a /v/ greentext once now that I think about it. God help me...

>> No.19922724

>>19922499
Mayhaps thou hasn't heard of the Yandex searching mechanical apparatus?

>> No.19922997

Lolita, and lots of doujinshis.

>> No.19923125

>>19921648
>Have you ever coomed while reading fiction?
I used to read stories on asstr (is that what it was called?) when I was younger.

>> No.19923138

>>19922569
Enterprise Resource Planning?

>> No.19923154

Onanism is a disgusting habit that confers no benefit other than fleeing pleasure which is a net negative from a hedonic standpoint as it makes you miserable toward the simpler pleasures. It is as stupid as injecting heroin. And now you want to associate reading with this maladaptive behavior? I hate coomers.

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>>19923138
Erotic rape play!

>> No.19923236

>>19921648
I've written some erotic faggot stuff that made my dick stir a bit. But I didn't coom to it.

>> No.19923261

i coomed many times to an ao3 fanfic by an anon here about a guy getting kidnapped and turned into a sex slave by dark eldar futas.

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19923342

I was getting a hard on at the beginning, but now, 60% through the book, I can’t jerk off to porn without feeling sad. Thanks I guess

>> No.19923373

>>19922724
Yandex replieth
Wit but a single relevant result
Jairou/xil
Alack! Most unfortunate!
For there be more a hundred results
For each on nhentai!

>> No.19923383

Not a pedo but I like how most characters are drawn young
I was never really interested in adult sex

>> No.19923427

>>19923373
Harken unto these words I write
Posted upon the screen:
I myself have been to Yandex,
Seeking relief for my peen.

And I found that the image above
Is for homosexuals and the queer:
Seeking for myself a tomboy doujin,
I refuse to assist you here.

Now I must add, as custom demands,
The phrase that cannot fail:
No matter the mental gymnastics performed,
He shall never be female!

>> No.19923452

>>19922483
Spring

>> No.19923470

>>19922499
Inran Shounen "Nazo no Bitch Shota to Ossan no Monogatari"

>> No.19923472

>>19923154
Now this is what you call based.

>> No.19923475

>>19923427
Your rhymes, sir, they are most pleasing
Therefore, If it’s true tis a male
I cannot fap at my easing

>> No.19923529

>>19921648
>>19923470
Gay shota
Pedophile crap

>> No.19923557

the sheer manhours i've spent on literotica over the years (decades, now i guess) is probably mind boggling
tags.literotica.com has been a bookmark of mine since about 2005. i would love to see a chronological summary of my most used tags.

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>>19923427
>>19923373
>>19921648
>>19922499
I thought it was funny so screencap

>> No.19923568

I'm subscribed to multiple erotic fiction authors on patreon.

>> No.19923609

>>19923212
I remember cumming to some ERPer in a gdq thread in /v/ a few years ago
And it was a huge load, you guys are good at what you do

>> No.19923621

>>19923558
OP here
no read
I coom

>> No.19923710

>>19923621
Poster here, having a good coom right now, thanks

>> No.19923893

>>19923558
Saved

>> No.19923906

>>19921648
is this a boy or a girl

>> No.19924318

>>19923906
Read the thread

>> No.19924423 [DELETED] 

>>19923529
>Pedophile
>crap
pick one

>> No.19924434

>>19923558
Saved

>> No.19924443

>>19924423
Not sure whether to report this for pedophilia

>> No.19924459

>>19921648
There was an old perv I used to read on alt.stories.erotica but he gotta arrested for loli love

>> No.19924858

>>19922569
What does it say about society that a significant number of young men are getting each other off through text instead of having relationships with girls?
Asking for a friend, haha.

>> No.19925152

>>19922569
Where can I read your work

>> No.19925510

Goodnight bump, frens

>> No.19925533

>>19921648

I feel like the only one on here whose tastes are about as vanilla as they get. I like girls, I'm into yuri kissing anime but when I read it's not to get off.

Any recs?

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>>19924423
The only defensible term is loli love.

>> No.19925568
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>>19922553
It was always vague and not to be used seriously.
At this point it just means 'something I like/approve of'
There will be something else to replace it soon though

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>>19921648
>>19922499
>>19922724
>>19923373
>>19923427
>>19923475
Screencapped
>>19923558
Try harder

>> No.19925827

>>19923154
We coom because it's a built in obsession-compulsion in healthy males. The pleasure is secondary, although some limited pleasure seeking is part of the obsession. You can abstain from it for Jesus but that's obviously not what you were saying.
It's a high test thing, you wouldn't understand.

>> No.19926195

>>19921648
Naturally.
A well written smut is, by far, better than any porn video, erotic audio or even hentai.
Rangin from lemon fanfics, passing to coom litrpg to fully fleshed erotica, literature has made me nut harder than any medium.

>> No.19926209

>>19922553
"Based" has always been a meaningless phrase popularized by a meme rapper

>> No.19927199

>>19926209
The use of based originally was just ironic ebonics. It only stabilized to its vague meaning of approval after a while. Another example would be thot although its use is more limited.

>> No.19927317

>>19921648
Philosophy in the Bedroom made me cum when I had to read it for class.

>> No.19927423
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>>19923154
>I hate coomers.
Gigabased.

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>>19925152
You can't because I am very autistic about deleting my conversations, keeping my tracks clear and also I value people's anonymity.
>>19923609
The first times are the most intense because it's something novel.
I just really like having someone on the other side to interact with, it makes it more personal and less objective oriented like regular porn which is just awful.
So I think if anyone is interested in writing erotica, my biggest advise is to make the person on the other side feel valued, our society is very alienating and a lot of people just want to feel recognised.

>> No.19927948

>>19927199
>originally just ironic ebonics
>stabilized to its vague meaning
I'd argue both based and thot have had virtually no drift

>> No.19928264

>>19927948
My post wasn't the best constructed. Thot already had its meaning well settled when it was strictly ebonics. It was a strictly niggerspeak word for years before leaking into internet meme speech.
Based really didn't mean much when Lil Wayne was using it. If anything it was more about being your own man rather than about approval per se. I agree it converged very quickly to its current use after becoming a meme.

>> No.19929043

>>19921648
yes :(

>> No.19929423

>>19922553
Based = Racist, pedophilic, homophobic, transphobic, etc.

>> No.19929440

>>19921781
You are right we must strive to only coom to the best erotic fiction.

>> No.19929489

>>19929423
youre retarded

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>>19927423
lol how's that working out?

>> No.19929516

>>19926209
>>19927199

"Based" means violating social delicacies to assert yourself in a rude, manly, hilarious, or formidable way. It's like being cringe except it's good or amusing. Even though the word isn't high register and deserving of respect, you should still be able to notice the obvious nuances of its meaning and how its usage has changed over time. The most normie thing you can possibly do is to callously reduce and simplify things to accommodate as many shitty people as possible. So it's always worrying when language becomes more simplistic

>> No.19929638

>>19929423
Now THIS is based.

>> No.19929655
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19929655

My Pipi got hard when I was reading about young Hyperion and Alabanda. >~< I wish I had a husband with a Roman man's chest, that would love my boyishness, and the expressions of my Sondergeist.

>> No.19929728

>>19921648
>fiction
I read fanfiction and cum

>> No.19929739

>>19921648
Thinly veiled AIDUNGEON thread

>> No.19929745
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>>19921648
>Women arent actually like this
Why are women not as sex obsessed as men. And I mean sex, not relationship obsessed.

>> No.19929761

>>19929745
they are, just not with you

>> No.19929779

>>19929761
No they are not.

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lmao assblasting jannies are projecting

>> No.19929913

>>19929779
lmao she was just being nice

>> No.19929916

>>19929787
Lmao, for what? It's nuts how stupid this place is now.

>> No.19929935

>>19922553
A based person is someone who is unashamedly their own person, insane schizos are often insanely based.
Your faggot le redpill usage of the term came later.

>> No.19930517

>>19929745
>Why are women not as sex obsessed as men.
No one can actually be this naive.

>> No.19930532

>>19930517
Anonymous is often quite naive.

>> No.19930549
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19930549

I want to improve my erotic prose. I'm a pervert either way and I'm fucking sick of being poor.
What are some of the best erotica writers to learn from? Recommend me some novels, please.

>> No.19930562

>>19930517
>>19930532
you dont understand.
The OP is Literally me (and not just idlying infront of a screen, but 24/7), meanwhile it is fiction for women.

There's the rub.

>> No.19930578

>>19930517
>>19929913
Women are not even close to as obsessed with sex. The naivety is believing they are, and assuming they are chasing the same sort of assuaging obsession when looking for sex. Which hides that they use it purely as manipulation for other ends.
Women sexuality is not stable as for men. They are only really in heat for two days a month during their ovulation period. Outside this window, they simply have virtually zero concentration of every single chemical that has been related to sex craving. This exclude a minority of legit nymphomaniacs.

>> No.19930588

>>19930562
Some men and some women are just low sexed, others are obsessed, some to the point of acting on every bit of it.

>> No.19930604

>>19930578
Sounds like a false premise to assume their sexuality is "fake" on grounds of being a means to gather control, when it could just as well be real and be used to that end anyways. Women are obsessed with power, and see power in sex.

>> No.19930609

>>19930549
Imagine having that picture saved to your computer.
You deserve your poverty, pedo

>> No.19930629

>>19930609
This

>> No.19930649 [DELETED] 

>>19930609
>>19930629
https://youtu.be/k_qG22M6tCg

>> No.19930675

>>19930549
>>19930609
>>19930629
It's a picture from Lolita

>> No.19930762

>>19922553
Cringe

>> No.19930850

>>19921648
Yeah, but only to American Psycho.

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>>19921648
These things are vile. Quit cooming. Or you'll end up like picrel

>> No.19930943

>>19930675
Oh well that changes everything.
Normally we would condemn you for having such filthy material on your computer but if it’s Lolita fan art it’s cultured and classy, instead of raunchy and filthy,
Carry on then.

>> No.19931002

>>19930549
Artist is @usaytwosign on Twitter/ masuda_(yousaytwosin) on Gelbooru.
Please visit his gallery and judge for yourself if it’s pedo art or not :^)

>> No.19931560

Goodnight coom frens

>> No.19932055

>>19925827
>obsession-compulsion
Only becomes such after becoming habit.
>high t
All the more reason to avoid it. Low T can masturbate once a week. High T experience a rebound effect and feel more aroused and next thing they know they've wasted 6 hours and the mind is filled with crap and can't focus and it affects everything and makes you tired. Kys.

>> No.19933195

>>19929745
I'm so sorry

>> No.19933270

>>19921648
Why bother wasting extra time on cooming by making it take longer? Just download a bunch of pictures of some gravure idol (like uehara ai) or something and use those if you ever need material