/lit/ - Literature

Early Modern English lit. Hurray!

History
Sociology
Geopolitical
Art

Why do you ask?
Why do you ask in yellow-green text?

Children's books

You wouldn't know it, it's very obscure and unpopular.

I don't have time for your nonsense questions, female person. I am looking for the fantasy section and I cannot find it. Also, if you have a handkerchief, I would like to use it promptly. I seem to be sweating from another panic attack.

>>1987975
This post lacks theology and geometry.

Non-fiction, wanky drugged-out nonsense, and books with boats in. That pretty much covers 98% of what I read.

Have you ever heard of David Foster Wallace?

I'm interested in erotica. Particularly snuff.
Right now I'm imagining a story where you are brutally murdered. Now get the fuck of my way.

East Asian literature, children's lit, novellas in general, female authors, early science fiction, Naturalism, absurdism, mythology and folklore, the late 19th and early 20th centuries, and somewhat getting into Central European literature.

There's never anyone roaming the shelves in the library for me to ask this to ;_;

harry potter

"Those books are pretty entry-level, buttercup. If you would like to stuff my penis inside of your cunt, you'll have to get better taste than that."

>>1987995
>I know, Diane, he's such a pretentious twat.
>Mary, I just wanted to draw him out of his shell. He seems lonely.
>He has his books to keep him company. Come on, let's go get fucked.
>Oh alright.

Anything that has to do with aestheticism.

>>1988002

>>1988002

>Diane
>Mary
>Implying there are any women in the 18-25 yr old range with those names
>Implying every fucking girl nowadays isn't either Britney, Samantha, Amanda or Ashley

You're my friend, right?

Could you write some of this essay for me? Please, anon?

Russian

personally i like books which feature dead people humping and sucking and fucking. i know you're probably thinking "necrophilia porn" but seriously that shit is DISGUSTING. i don't want to read about a living dude fucking a corpse. i want to read books where the dead are actually doing the humping and sucking and fucking, i.e., they are the sexual aggressors. so like a book where a guy is sleeping on the lower bunk underneath an old lady who dies of a sudden heart attack brought on by her sudden lust for the dude on the lower bunk so in other words she is already, like, moist as a snack cake and ready for it when she dies, but then her corpse takes a while to slide down the space between the upper bunk and the wall, so it's long enough for the dude to fall asleep and start having a dream where he gets a boner and then all of a sudden WHAM! this granny corpse suddenly slams down and falls onto his erection and of course with the rigor mortis he can't get away, plus her dentures fall out and bite him (quite pleasurably, as it happens, on the nipple) and basically he ends up ejaculating and then weeping softly at the sense of wholesale violation. apart from "mrs. dalloway" there aren't a lot of books that describe this sort of thing explicitly, so i mostly write my own and then print them out and leave copies lying around galapagos in williamsburg.

ohfffffffucccckkkkkkk look ok looooook

The female anatomy

Sorry babe, you're ugly as fuck and your hair is a mess. I don't even read books. Still, this dick ain't gonna suck itself. How about it, hun?

>>1988040

>gay walrus tusk fucking

>>1988040

Kobeeeeeeeeeee

>>1988038
What beautiful literature you read good sir!

[words of your choosing]
lol censoring.

>>1988038

>>1988026

2 kinds

(1) Literature that will subsidize my waking fantasy that I am living during the Victorian era, and

(2) Literature that will make me the final boss of Jeopardy

pic related, it's one of those happy occasions in life when my two dreams have reached across time and space for a fleeting embrace

>>1988097

Well, that sounds better than Alex Trebek firing at you with a jezail, and leaving shrapnel behind, which is what happened to me.

Anyone else here have the sudden urge to look at some gay walrus' tusk fucking?

>>1988105

honestly that made me laugh so hard i felt i had to google it. nothing interesting.

>>1987998
The only thing better than this post would have been if you got trips.

>>1988103
oh my god hahahahaha

>>1988026
Woah, where did you get that pic from? It's on my uni's webpage (ausfag at ausfag uni here).

what's with all the asperger's in this thread? just reply honestly you autistic fucks.

>>1988113
Pffthahahahaha.

>>1988161
Strait-laced Quentin is perturbed by your antics.
Humor, he has not.

Don't worry Quentin, she's probably just inviting them to smoke some weed.

Ones where things explode and people die and yeah.

/sci/ and pop /sci/

u mad?

>>1987960
Lately, I have been studying the works of the realists and the existentialists. Interesting stuff.

Well, recently I have been reading a lot of demography and narrative theology, but in general I prefer history.

>>1988347
Could you give some examples of the works of narrative theology you've been reading? I've never heard of that before, but it sounds quite interesting.

>>1988351
Hauerwas has a nice intro with his 'Readings in Narrative Theology'

>>1988385
Thanks, man. I'll be sure to have a look at it soon.

>>1987960

postmodern sci-fi

... Uhhh... Well I like, y'know, some non-fiction stuff... but that's not to say that fiction isn't worthwhile... what kind of stuff do you... I, uhhh... I like your hair...

I don't know lady, I'm just getting into this literature thing.

ugly bitch, wouldn't fuck

>2011
>talking about literature

I don't like Hollywood endings where everyone is happy. I like West Virginia endings where everyone dies at black lung at the age of 35.