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19879130 No.19879130[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why read when you could be getting pussy instead?

>> No.19879139
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Because reading appreciates in value and pussy is an artificially scarce commodity that depreciates in value as soon as you drive it off the lot.

The optimal strategy is to read so much that you become a high demand asset and can strategically exploit this demand for infinite pussy while never having to make a long term investment in any individual, fast-depreciating pussy.

>> No.19879143

>>19879130
stop making low effort threads

>> No.19879163

>>19879139
>The optimal strategy is to read so much that you become a high demand asset and can strategically exploit this demand for infinite pussy while never having to make a long term investment in any individual, fast-depreciating pussy.
how does reading even play into all of this?

>> No.19879428

>>19879163
>reading
>turns you into high demand asset
deluded and bleak

>> No.19879448

What am I suppose to do with the remaining 23 hours and 59 minutes of the day?

>> No.19879454

>>19879139
>god is a woman
the devil is real

>> No.19879460
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>>19879130
I could?

>> No.19879466

>>19879163
>reading for her

ngmi im afraid

>> No.19879504

>>19879130
I can?

>> No.19879510

>>19879139
Post here actual face lol. Wine aunts get the wall first

>> No.19879932

bump

>> No.19879950

>>19879130
>you could be getting pussy instead?

No I couldn't

>> No.19880389
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>>19879130
>you could be getting pussy instead?
I prefer not to

>> No.19880402

>>19879130
Because I became pathologically afraid of physical intimacy after my ex raped me

>> No.19880409

>>19879130
Don't know how to get pussy, bro.