/lit/ - Literature

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>went to artschool
>all the arthoes were fat and/or had stronger jaws than me

love eating arthoe ass after a sweaty night at the bar especially if they took a dump and didn't shower

only ever happened one time i tongue dived into that nasty asshole it was rancid and i slurped it all up

10/10 need this covid shit to stop so i can get down to fucking arthoes again

Do you realise how stupid that is? What's gained? You are just perpetuating your suffering by fueling your desires.
If I want a partner I want someone who understands me on a deeply personal level, not a commodity with a gimmick subject attribute to satisfy my lustful desires.

>>19866613
>woman
>"understands me on a deeply personal level"
Pffft hahahaha

>>19866593

>>19866593
True, and I will once I’m off work

I have no photos of myself that I could use for tinder plus I’m a neet.

>>19866593

>chasing pussy
Absolutely not. I'll read in the cafe looking extra dapper and they'll throw themselves at me.

>>19866628
take pics like this. for face pic use a low res blurry mirror pic.

>>19866628
Don't go on Tinder bro. Tinder is 90% male. You'll be competing with 8 other guys for one pampered whore who thinks she's superior to you. Meet people irl.

>>19866653
>Doesn't know that what art hoes love best is a clean cut man with money.
Better aquaint yourself with the human heart.

>>19866593

chances this art hoe I know who graduated hs last year is now willing to cheat on her boyfriend? its been 2 weeks of art school.

>>19866720
>woman willing to cheat
75%
>arthoe willing to chear
100%
>with you
25%

I have. I didn't like it. She wanted to feel "safe" all the time, which translated in to being so sexually submissive that I had to do all the work. I think she was just lazy. Sex felt like a job. Also she thought she was a fucking witch and her dumb incense set off my allergies.

>>19866613
>I want someone who understands me on a deeply personal level

That's what friends are for. Choose your partners based on the quality of the offspring they will produce. That means intelligence, facial symmetry, and good family medical history.

>>19866724
i mean she's still quite young and high IQ. id assume she still feels a tinge of guilt from the thought of doing that. i also don't doubt that a couple of months of art school will completely overturn this.

>>19866763
>id assume she still feels a tinge of guilt
That's your projection more likely, young women in general feel very little guilt and those of the arthoe kind are just unhinged morally.

>>19866613
>You are just perpetuating your suffering by fueling your desires
Cuck mindset for people who never see their desires fulfilled. Desiring things fucking rules.

>>19866660
>meet people irl
Any advice on how to do this? I haven’t even gone out this year.

>>19866781
It's 2022, you cannot meet people face to face.

>>19866593
> 6’1, athletic, first year at a small private American university
>Full scholarship to play football
>Coach says I need to choose a major
>they’ll rig my grades to pass no matter what
>Chose English because it’s a bullshit subject
>Notice girls in my classes looking at me
>I normally get attention from females, but more than I ever did normally
>weird
>actually really like studying English, change majors to comparative literature, love it
>fuck up my knee in 2nd year, no more football, but all 4 years are paid for
>fuck it, I’ll be an academic
>no longer getting pussy from football
>Start looking for pussy in the English and lit department
>65 of the women in the department wanted to fuck me at any point
>get more pussy than I ever have in my life
>insane, white art whore pussy
>cocaine art whores, daddy’s money art whores, fat blue hair art whores, threesomes with lesbians, Jewish art whores, Jewish art whores,
>unable to explain this explosion in access to pussy
>set out to understand why I got more pussy in the English department than on the football team

>with time and mediation, come up with conclusions
>Most men in academia are short Jewish transgenders
>My competition was so weak that I was the defacto choice
>Lots of ugly girls go into the humanities and get hot later. They’re way hornier


>art hoes are just that- hoes
>if you’re hot, they’ll fuck you
>if you’re not hot, they won’t fuck you


>Nothing makes a bitch more wet than a bookshelf stocked with things she’s heard of but will never read. My bookshelf has led to women sleeping with me

>Don’t believe their lies when they say they’ll read it if you loan them a copy. They won’t read it and you’ll never get it back. If she’s asking, she probably wants to fuck you. But don’t give it to her.

If you’re on this board, and actually read, what’s the point if you can’t use it to get laid? Getting pussy is easy once you understand it. Unironically read books by Virginia Woolf and Sylvia Plath and you’ll see how emotional and irrational the female mind is. They’re stupid! Please, go have sex.

>>19866781
Get a job
Meet people at your university
Meet people "the old fashioned way" by approaching them in a cafe or bookshop or whatever
Write down your phone number in public places (library books, whatever)
Idk, figure it out bro

>>19866797
>6’1, athletic
Stopped reading there, the fact that your post is that long convinces me that this is a lie

>>19866797
Sneed

>>19866774
>Desiring things fucking rules
They do until they don't, you will be a slave to your passions and will find its fruits rotten and hollow before long.....
God I hate you people....Hedonists and degenerates...

>>19866797
embarrassing post

>>19866769
yeah. this has been my experience too. my doubts only arise with this particular girl because she's smart, Asian and had an authoritarian father. the art hoes i've known in the past who cheated on their boyfriends were of average intelligence and had split parents.

>>19866815
>Asian
Oh, no idea then. No experience with those.

>>19866811
No one with that life experience would spend more than 5 minutes here.

>>19866763
Women are incapable of being high IQ

I'm 25 and married and it's astounding the degree to which I don't give a fuck about any of this anymore. Back in high-school (I assume most of you are still there) this is something I would have cared deeply about.

>>19866841
Fuck off normie.

>>19866797
>fuck up knee
>all four years paid for
Athletic scholarships don’t work like that, anon. Nice LARP.
t. full ride to a D1 to play hockey

>>19866844
>married at 25
>normie
lol maybe 75 years ago. that anon's just smart

>>19866638
Underrated

>>19866823
>No one with that life experience would spend more than 5 minutes here

I don’t have social media, and Im a closeted nazi. Most people spend hours a day on Facebook or Instagram, I waste an hour or two on 4chan occasionally. Sorry to ruin your dream that 4chan is only for virgin incels like yourself. Its an embarrassing post by 4chan standards, but I’m having sex and will have a great life where I get paid to write.
I have a healthy relationship with this website and with multiple Women. You’re clearly a Virgin who thinks the only users of this website can be losers like yourself. suck my balls

>>19866593
Have you considered the fact that I am fat, ugly and boring?

>>19866877
Cope

>>19866797
I'm pretty much in the same position as you expect I'm 6'3

>>19866882
Based critical self reflection

>>19866841
Based transcended anon

>>19866877
Yeah and my dad works at Nintendo

>>19866593
Found the teenager. Nobody older than college age says this.

>>19866882
It's okay bro. I'm /fit/ but ugly, boring and NEET to top it all. Women would rather fuck a dog than me.

>>19866593

>>19866877
Built for BBC

>>19866743
Was she a fatty? I want a wiccan braphog more than anything else in life.

>>19866903
This. People have forgotten that you're supposed to fuck around in high-school, not college. During college you're supposed to mature out of this mindset and use your time to find a mate of similar IQ, temperament and personality with which you can settle down with, lest you end up rummaging amongst the roasties out in the work force.

>>19866877
I never understood why the incel losers here think everyone is an incel loser like them. Like do they think only incel losers like to shitpost and lol at retards on the interweb?

>>19866957
template the aroma

>>19866961
>fuck around in highschool
>fuck around in college
>ignore women afterwards
The ascendant route

>>19866613
You have the rest of your life to read and contemplate, you might as well be young while you have the chance

>>19866967
*contemplate
wtf did my phone do

>>19866957

>>19866961
>end up rummaging amongst the roasties out in the work force
>mfw I went this route
NOBODY TOLD ME

>>19866982

>>19866985
College is dating on easy mode. It's the perfect matchmaking service but people just use it to fuck

>>19866866
?

>>19867029
I did both. I banged a ton of chicks and had a live n/long term gf. We dated and lived together like 5 years just didnt work out so I got caught out in the workplace roastie sphere and one of em got me and fucked my shit all up senpai

This has nothing to do with literature? As in, I don't give a shit? Fuck off

>>19867077
Lol, incel

>>19867081
Pathetic. You don't belong anywhere on this earth. Grasp for another insult, I'm not responding next time

>>19866699
Kek

>>19867088
Have sex

>>19866593
Can't chase arthoes because I have a gf

>>19867029
3/4 way through college and I know it's fucking over. I'm not even born ugly, I'm simply a massive retard who lost all social connection and skills from play vidya alone during first half of college

>>19867088
top lolers, look at this no getting pussy nigga. Go read lolita again for the 12th time wile you touch yourself faggot

A shy long haired weeb boy is coming over at 6 to catch a movie. He seems like a major simp too so things are looking up for me.

>>19867137
>I'm simply a massive retard who lost all social connection and skills
Same
>and I know it's fucking over
It is

>>19867155
Begone, foul fembeast

>>19866613
find a loyal wife and put your faith in Christ, only He truly understands you

>>19866593
But anon, I'm reading 2-3 books a week precisely because pussy only ever leads me to vice

>>19866613
without chasing pussy, your odds of finding the one that you truly like are infinitesimal. blackpill 4 u my anonymous fren

>>19867178
Jesus got me laid with two churchhoes, he's a bro

>>19866812
Do not let these shit b8ers and retards get you riled up. They are of the samsaric conscience. They are slaves to Māra. The common crowd, the heap of rubbish. All you can do is focus on your own liberation and enlightenment brother. Train. Read. Eat well.

>>19867193
that was Satan

>>19867204
Well the pussy was fine, so who cares

>>19867155
what moobie?

>>19866638
lmao

>>19867210
you should care

>>19867230
cuck

hoes just play games and test you against their hypergamy. women will never love you like you wish you could love them. so it's all destroyed and we live in this bleak ape world of showing who's the ""alphaest"" faggot who can keep up his act for the longest. I hate it.

>>19867230
>noooooooooooooo you cant just have sex an ancient storybook says its le bad

>aaaaaah no ahhhhh im burning im burning aaaaaaah a space wizard is torturing me in the afterlife because i rubbed my peepee in the wrong hole aaaaahh

inb4 "this but unironically"

>>19867245
cucks are those who let the demons take control of their being, they are weak

>>19866645
ok so i have this problem because i really need to leave the flat otherwise i'd go insane. it's been raining all day so everywhere's wet and finding a secluded spot in "nature" where to sit down and read is not an option. obvious alternative is to just sit in a cafe and read but i'm scared of passing off as a try-hard.. what do?

>>19867251
>an ancient storybook says its le bad
the thousands of saints say the same thing, some of them are still living

>>19867249
>hoes just play games and test you against their hypergamy. women will never love you like you wish you could love them
This is the real blackpill. Women don't have any deeper feelings for you, as a partner you're just obliged to perform and larp as the most desirable male in her social circle while she's shamelessly scanning for an upgrade.

I'm in Kazakhstan bro. wtf do you expect me to do other than read. very few women here.

>>19867264
yup. it's all so bleak and vain.

>>19867262
>"saints"

oh so its not just the fairytale, but also the larpers who believe it. k

>>19867264
>implying you wouldn't also upgrade to someone more attractive or caring or whatever
Nobody will never love you the way your mother did (or didn't).

>>19867271
>the larpers who believe it.
they LIVE it
they don't believe, they KNOW

>>19867256
It doesn't matter. Just buy a drink every once and a while. Barely anybody will notice you and it will be fine.

>>19867273
I honestly did refuse to cheat on my long-term gf with more attractive girls than her, could have probably get into relationship with them too. You can probably guess what happened, right? Turned out the gf was fucking Chad on the side.
Been volcel ever since.

>>19867230
>drank the cool aid? Bby, I’m swimming in it!

>>19866877
>>19866964
I'm not an incel and people generally find me attractive. I don't use social media either and enjoy the discussion topics (and anonymity) of /lit/ so I know where you're coming from and I agree with both of you. But judging by a thread like this it is quite clear that the vast majority of people here are sad incel losers. All this unquestionable misogyny about how hoes function is such a clear sign that most people here have not spoken to other people in a long time and only know the outside world through their self-imposed pathetic bigotry. Either that or they're playing a part. I really can't tell if the general view of women here is hilarious or depressing...

One of my closest friends in high school and I crushed on each other hard even as we were dating other people. She made me feel a love that was unlike any other: turbulent and exhaustive in youth yet so bittersweet as to leave an impression on the course of life's stream to follow. We went our separate ways to different colleges, after which she entered a committed relationship and cut off all contact with me. Imagine the same girl who once showered you with the most thoughtful birthday gifts and made a tradition out of small half-birthday presents suddenly being the only one in your circle who didn't wish you one.
It's been years and I've changed for the better in many respects, but matters of love still trouble me. I've grown desensitized to the girls I date belittling me, using me, cheating on me, etc. because I don't give a fuck about them. But the thought of her won't ever go away. And perhaps the most troubling part of it is that I'm not sure what role it serves in the grand scheme of things, whether it's urging me to move on or to hold out for the infinitesimal chance that perhaps our lives, too, could be a certain Marquez novel