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The original book of the meme trilogy turns 100 today. Say something nice about it.

>> No.19853818

fucking mick

>> No.19853825

>>19853803
cum cum cum i would bust a fat nut in the pussy of madame molly bloom

>> No.19854065

>>19853803
Hapi bussday!

>> No.19854274

>>19853825
The descriptions of Mollys tits, hips and ass made me want to fuck her. Got fucking horny reading it like a degen

>> No.19854386

something nice about it

>> No.19854392

>>19853825
ulyssussy

>> No.19854418

>>19854274
Ulysses is truly one of the few books that can potently induce at different points the full range of the human experience. It will make you laugh, cry, and horny. I busted an honorary nut to the Circe episode this last Bloomsday.

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> To NORA
> Dublin 3 December 1909

> ……., you seem to turn me into a beast. It was you yourself, you naughty shameless girl who first led the way. It was not I who first touched you long ago down at Ringsend. It was you who slid your hand down down inside my trousers and pulled my shirt softly aside and touched my prick with your long tickling fingers and gradually took it all, fat and stiff as it was, into your hand and frigged me slowly until I came off through your fingers, all the time bending over me and gazing at me out of your quiet saintlike eyes. It was your lips too which first uttered an obscene word. I remember well that night in bed in Pola.

> Tired of lying under a man one night you tore off your chemise violently and got on top of me to ride me naked. You stuck my prick into your cunt and began to ride me up and down. Perhaps the horn I had was not big enough for you for I remember that you bent down to me face and murmured tenderly "Fuck up, love! Fuck up, love!"

> Nora dear, I am dying all day to ask you one or two questions. Let me, dear, for I have told you everything I ever did and so I can ask you in turn. When that person (Vincent Cosgrave) whose heart I long to stop with the click of a revolver put his hand or hands under your skirts did he only tickle you outside or did he put his finger or fingers up into you? If he did, did they go up far enough to touch that little cock at the end of your cunt? Did he touch you behind? Was he a long time tickling you and did you come? Did he ask you to touch him and did you do so? If you did not touch him did he come against you and did you feel it?

>> No.19854451
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> To NORA

> Dublin 8 December 1909

> My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

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> To NORA

> Dublin (?) 13 December 1909

>I would be delighted to feel my flesh tingling under your hand . Do you know what I mean, Nora dear? I wish you would smack me or flog me even. Not in play, dear, in earnest and on my naked flesh. I wish you were strong, strong, dear, and had a big full proud bosom and big fat thighs. I would love to be whipped by you, Nora love! I would love to have done something to displease you, something trivial even, perhaps one of my rather dirty habits that make you laugh: and then to hear you call me into your room and then to find you sitting in an armchair with your fat thighs far apart and your face deep red with anger and a cane in your hand. To see you point to what I had done and then with a movement of rage pull me towards you and throw me face downwards across your lap. Then to feel your hands tearing down my trousers and inside clothes and turning up my shirt, to be struggling in your strong arms and in your lap, to feel you bending down (like an angry nurse whipping a child's bottom) until your big full bubbies almost touched me and to feel you flog, flog, flog me viciously on my naked quivering flesh!!

>> No.19854471

Farting and cucking, bravo

>> No.19854595

>>19854418
Hands down the biggest surprise for me when I read Ulysses last year was the gender bending

>> No.19854741

>>19854444
>>19854451
>>19854460
Incomprehensibly based

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>>19854444
>>19854451
>>19854460

>> No.19854813

>>19854444
>>19854451
>>19854460
Truly /ourguy/

>> No.19854827

>>19854741
>>19854747
>newfags replying in a way that implies they haven't seen joyce's letters before
haven't been here in ages, has /lit/ really fallen that far?

>> No.19854852

>>19853803
I'm going to start my Joycean journey today, going from Dubliners to Ulysses.

>> No.19854862

Have you read Ulysses by now?
Had you read Infinite Jest by the time it turned 25 last year?
Will you have read Gravity's Rainbow by the time it turns 50 next year?

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>>19854827
How about you read pic related you fucking fag?

>> No.19854880

>>19854827
>can't say something is based if you've seen it before

>> No.19854898

>>19854862
I've read half of Ulysses, that counts right?

>> No.19855012

>>19853803
Stylish.
Any good essays on the way it looks at paternity and nations?

>> No.19856389

>>19853803
one of the great hallmarks of modern literature.

>> No.19856679

Is there any good centenary release? Thinking about re-reading but I don't currently own a copy.

>> No.19856702

>>19853803
Ulysses is only 100?
I thought it was way older... huh...

>> No.19856719

thank you Joyce for your gift to humanity

>> No.19856814

Why it is a book about a cuck?

>> No.19856854

Folio hasn't even been able to sell their 500 limited edition 100 year anniversary editions with signatures lmao