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>be me
>incel loser
>somehow i get invited to this really exclusive party, its at a fancy place
>lots of girls invited who dont know im a fucking loser
>holy shit this could be my big chance to finally meet a qt gf
>when i get there everyone is playing this dumb card game
>kinda lame but whatever
>tons of cute grills
>catch the eye of one absolutely stunning girl who is clobbering everyone in the game
>we lock eyes
>she's just my type: blonde hair and pigtails
>i sit down to play with her but everyone is so focused on the game i cant really get a word in
>i think she might be into me and i dont want to waste this opportunity
>lightbulb.jpg
>surefire idea to get her attention away from the game and onto me
>make an excuse to leave the room and sneak into the kitchen
>grab a pair of scissors and carefully sneak back in from the opposite direction
>come up behind the qt while she's playing
>she doesn't suspect a thing
>cut off one of her pigtails
>some weird white knight manlet comes up and she starts crying
>tfw alexander pope

>> No.19835721

>>19835412
Dude post your rape stories somewhere else please this is a blue board. Disgusting.

>> No.19835728
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>>19835412
Ombre?

>> No.19835734

>>19835412
7/10, needed rhyming couplets

>> No.19835737

>>19835412
>>lots of girls invited who dont know im a fucking loser
I've learned that even if people don't know you're a loser, they can always tell, no matter how well dressed or behaved you are. For some reason they can just feel it.

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Popebros...

>> No.19835747 [DELETED] 

Why am I misogynist? I've had girlfriends, I like speaking to women more than men, and I relate to them more than men, yet for some reason I find them very cringe at times. Like I have a few girl friends who are in high paying, cognitively demanding job, which is impressive and all, but when they're talking about they're day to day lives or whatever embarrassing thing happened to them, it sounds incredibly pathetic and I have the desire to bully them. Am I mentally ill?

>> No.19836012

>>19835737
I know what you mean anon I get the same feeling all the time. I think though it's just people picking up on subtle nonverbal queues like looking down.

>> No.19836094

>>19835746
ugh oh...

>> No.19836138

>>19835737
Yes.
The average person can detect autism from three seconds of silent footage, and report that they would not be interested in talking to, working with, being friends with, or dating people that they detect have autism (though without using that word or knowing that it is autism).
Masking only works for very short period of time and only with some people, and the number of hours spent masking per week is one of if not the strongest suicide predictor in autistic people.
It is more strongly discriminated against than race, sex, age, weight, height, physical disability, or any other known factor.
It.
Is.
Over.

>> No.19836168

Why was 1700s such a dark ages for literature? Pope is probably the best thing that trash century produced and he is a C tier poet at best.

>> No.19836223

>>19836168
>1700s such a dark ages for literature
>C tier poet at best
come on man

>> No.19836227

>>19835746
if you were over 6 feet and tried the lock move it would work

>> No.19836255

chad schizo move anon. embrace it for there's plenty of women who will lust for your chaotic spirit

>> No.19836312

>>19836138
Source?

>> No.19836316

>>19836138
Where are you getting this from? If this is true I’m fucked.

>> No.19836333

>>19836312
>>19836316
I’m on mushrooms RN but I’ll try to remember.
I think the original is https://www.nature.com/articles/srep40700
But being able to tell from a few seconds of video has been measured so many times there are a bunch of them.
Even in kids https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1362361313492392

>> No.19836341

>>19835412
worf reading? i fink i'd loik pope cos of that illiad translation wat he did

>> No.19836342

>>19836312
>>19836316
>>19836333
As far as the discrimination bit, 80% unemployment without intellectual disability and HIGHER UNEMPLOYMENT RATE WITH A DEGREE THAN WITHOUT speak for themselves.
It is over. Neurologically. Existentially. People whine about Spartans letting their kids die of exposure, but how is letting them live not worse if it’s to be treated like this?

>> No.19836353

>>19836341
His translation was shite if we're being honest

>> No.19836355

>>19836353
I read fagles first and then saw pope's, more poetic. your choice out of interest?

>> No.19836364

>>19836355
Fagles, actually. Popes is very wooden imo. His style doesn't lend itself to greek

>> No.19836387

>>19836364
I liked fagles better too, actually re-listening to pope and yes very wooden. I just want to find a more poetic and metrical version at some point. probably should just learn koine

>> No.19836406

>>19836223
Am I wrong though? Seriously. If the 1700s wasn't shit, then recommend me someone good.
And yes, Pope was trash. The Anglos were getting antsy there wasn't a canon poet since Milton, so they ordained him despite his hilarious mediocrity. 200 page poems of heroic couplets is the most midwit thing imaginable.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_empathy_problem
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/02/170201150625.htm

autistics are modernity's niggers. White kids on the spectrum cause a mass shooting and it gets press and kids like them get even more ostracized in school and work. When a nigger does a shooting it's merely a statistic. Yet, society is more concerned with helping nogs.

>> No.19836417

>>19836407
Doesn’t help that mass shooter types, usually low-functioning psychopaths with learning disabilities, get misdiagnosed with and associated with autism.

>> No.19836419

The Rape of the Lock is mildly amusing for a few pages but starts to get annoying.

>> No.19836429

>>19836417
diagnosis is a lie and mental illness doesn't exist. just different degrees of disagreement with functioning society, which may or not be evil

>> No.19836432

>>19835412
Whoa! aint expected dat, dont know who dat pope is but whoa!

>> No.19836481

>>19836429
>hurr durr if you think about it reality isn’t really real, what does real mean really?
The rules are made up but you’re still trapped in the game retard

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>>19836333
I hate this barren and broken earth. I live to die and I live to suffer. I live to sublimate myself to the global commercium. I hate the antichrist so fucking much bros

>> No.19836600

>>19835746
oh no no no
it's over....

>> No.19836636

>>19836594
Life in the glass cage in the big city my brother.
We will overcome, and if not at least it will be over soon.

>> No.19836672

>>19835412
>lightbulb.jpg
I haven't read the rest of the story yet, but I can confidently say this is where you fucked up.

>> No.19836673

>be you
>a faggot nigger

>> No.19836686

>>19836481
>you’re still trapped in the game retard
sounds like u are

>> No.19836701

>>19835746
>many female friends
not autistic

>> No.19836727

>>19836686
Dumb fucking children on my website.

>> No.19836730

>>19835746
>short
>many female friends
For those thinking this is a sad incel it’s actually just a bottom, relax.

>> No.19836798

>>19836481
you responded a well written, rational post with a bunch of incoherent rambling. care to explain what you meant to say, assuming youre not the projecting retard you look like right now? how is he wrong exactly?

>> No.19836900

>>19836798
>mental illness
> different degrees of disagreement with functioning society, which may or not be evil
These are synonyms, and pointing it out is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand. Not having a crystal ball to know with certainty what the true essence of the categorizations of mental problems are doesn’t mean the correct alternative is to throw up your hands and say “how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real” tier shit. The concept of separate animal species “isn’t real”, but at some point they can’t breed. The concept (map) is an attempt to represent the reality (territory). Mental illness categories aren’t real, but anyone can tell from a video that something is “wrong” with mark Zuckerberg that’s different from the way that a single mom having an episode in a liquor store is “wrong”, and there may be ways to help it. Doing a verbal drive by to say “THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY HA!” is so dense and causes such a massive derailment of the conversation and such a waste of time every time that it’s pointless to hold baby’s hand through the concept of abstract ideas every time.
TL;DR retards be retarded

>> No.19836924

>>19836900
>The concept (map) is an attempt to represent the reality (territory).
Oh boy, here we go again with this incoherent nonsense.

>> No.19836929

>>19835412
You're stupid.