/lit/ - Literature

To bad mine wouldn't fit, I'd tear the poor thing up if I tried.

>>19813047
*too

>>19813043
Pussy is evil - slimy lifetrap and surest way into miserable NPC servitude.

To add insult to injury, it doesn't even feel that great and gets boring fast.

>>19813058
>To add insult to injury, it doesn't even feel that great and gets boring fast.
The point of sex is to have children you degenerate retard. Obviously sex starts to get old and feel soulless if you're just fucking to fuck, you'd have to be a literal sex-addict for it to be otherwise. Do not have children.

>>19813084
>sex starts to get old and feel soulless if you're just fucking to fuck
Same goes for commited long-term relationships and marriages, after a while a lowly fap session becomes preferable.

If you're hell-bent on bringing more souls into this world, better make them as fast as possible after wedding. And do NOT enquire about your wife's sexual history, stay as ignorant as possible for your own good.

>>19813043
>putting his trouser snake in a snake?
What is it called when a metaphor collapses in on itself?

>>19813084
That's exactly what the world needs: more retards to suffer

>>19813043

>>19813047
Snake can unhinge their jaw retard.

>>19813282
Oh yeah unhinge your foot from your mouth

>>19813043
there is no way someone hasn’t killed a snake saw the open mouth, spat in it a couple times and then fucked it.

>>19813354
You may think you are free from being called a degenerate here because you are talking about statistics but you are a degenerate for thinking this.

gotta admit, the bible was extremely based here

>>19813103
dont breed, useless

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>>19813047
depends on the species of snake. I'd bet on a 25 foot python over you.

im gonna be a clueless retard yet again and ask why does this look like a vagina?