/lit/ - Literature

>>19724669
Literary women are awful. Get a woman into fitness. All you need. The last thing you want is some cunt judging you for reading Lolita.

>Excuse me, -
>Sssh! This is a library! Do I look like I came here to be bothered?
Transcend women.

>>19724669

Son, your gonna need the Dark Triad if you want a "Literary G.F." ::
Bronze Age Mindset by Bronze Age Pervert
Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler
10 Rules for Life by Jordan Petersen

Also, I would lightly salt this main course with a bon appetit meaty treat :: "Call of the Crocodile" by the famous (or ,perhaps infamous??) F. Gardner.

This will assurredly delegate to your being ONE (1) literary G.f. Good Luck, valiant knight.....

>>19724676
>Get a woman into fitness
That's the correct answer

>>19724669
holy fuck i matched with a girl that looked exactly like this but i stopped responding to her cos at the time my hair was so JUST i was basically catfishing her, then a week later i autistically responded
>i would like to formally apologise, it should be completely illegal to take this long to respond to someone this hot. how this works in the real world is ur suppsoed to stop responding to me, not the other way around. i was confused but now i know better
also OP nobody that looks like that is sitting inside reading words on paper, get a grip man

>>19724738
b-B-BASED?????????

>>19724738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiGItPUe-EI&t=1s
Yes, she is.

I had 2 of those, well its worth but try to improve yourself first. (The first one make me addicted to russian literature).
My tip, first you have to know you must not live your life with that as a objective. Do the things you want to do because of you, not to get a gf.
If you are catholic is way easyer 'cause a lot of girls like to read in traditional comunities. I recommend you to start to atend mass in some FSSPX church.

>>19724669
My neighbor is a qt Spanish-Italian to English translator, lots of poetry and renaissance books, from what I gather. She's invited me to go walk with her and her dog next weekend. She has massive boobas.

>>19724827
How old

>>19724749
bros id fuck her so hard on her bed that those portraits will shake off the wall and smash her in the head and the glass will break cutting her face up and leaving a pool of blood everywhere
and then i cum

>>19724827
This is a fucking layup, but I sense you're going to fuck everything up somehow

>>19724827
Pics of boobas NOW

>>19724679
You are recommending homosexuality

>>19724669
don't make me release the nudes whore

>>19724749
you may as well have just posted a selfie of her reading a book anon. her existence is permanently 5 feet outside herself imagining what she would look like if a camera were there

>>19724669

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>>19724827

"She was out lounging, taking the sun and the scene, on the beach. Topless she lay, her ample cleavage fully on display. Suddenly a tepid breeze blew in, caressing her as it passed, titillating the tips of her nips in the process: the ensuing sensation coursed down to her hips. Causing her to quiver as she became secretly soaked with the surf of herself."

>>19724669
just talk to her about books and treat her like a normal person. poetry class seems like a decent place to meet a girl who reads.

>>19724928
speaking of vomit

>>19724849
ok

>>19724669
thot post; didn't read

checkem

>>19724936
It's the vomit that is tainted with gin and tonic--not the other way around. The slant rhyme of tonic/vomit intoxicates the reader! Brilliant!

Dakota is a true master. You were filtered.