[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 392 KB, 2048x2048, 179E687E-AB82-49F6-96A7-F1C0F1671059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19695414 No.19695414[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How come he didn’t learn from Cervantes and Goethes cautionary tales of overconsumption of literature and philosophy?

>“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”

>> No.19695433

Don’t want to be that guy, but I am literally 9 inches hard with a 139 iq

>> No.19695448

>>19695433
I believe you

>> No.19695456

>>19695433
You do want to be that guy and unfortunately for you, you aren't.

>> No.19695458

>>19695448
Thank you

>> No.19695469

>>19695456
No I want to be the guy that proves him wrong anonymously. You don’t know me, and can never admire me for what I’ve said, I just want you to know that Evert is wrong

>> No.19695658

>>19695433
I'm almost the same so I trust you dear anon.

>> No.19695667

>>19695433
Everyone's around 70 IQ when he's hard

>> No.19695674

>>19695433
My IQ is 135 and my cock is 9 inches so I believe you

>> No.19695684

>>19695414
what the fuck happened to him?

>> No.19695692

>>19695674
Dope. We should hang out and give girls orgasms and then explain philosophy to them

>> No.19695696

>>19695692
Girls?

>> No.19695742
File: 560 KB, 720x397, 25140F85-AE48-4530-A1FF-5049A240168C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19695742

>>19695696

>> No.19695761

>>19695433
I am 9.1 inches hard with a 140 IQ

>> No.19695771

I'm 149 hard with a 9" iq

>> No.19696263

>>19695433
I am 139 inches hard and my IQ is 9

>> No.19696272
File: 80 KB, 655x643, 1622758228229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19696272

>>19695414
>he eats out hookers

>> No.19696445

I am a low IQ individual, my cock is tiny

>> No.19696552

>>19695414
Ebert makes them squirt, why does this offend the jungians? He is the brightest average wiener’ed size philosopher today and so what if he’s a little off the hinges with his tweets and personal life? He has been releasing enlightening essays on sub stack recently. We could use more Eberts in the world

>> No.19696568

>>19695433
Hey, wanna impregnate my wife? I want a chad son

>> No.19696580

>>19696272
This, what the fuck. I'm into that and even I won't do it, a hooker is basically a post-rain dumpster with legs.