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A book just fell on my head. Anonymous Tue Jan 4 17:01:11 2022 No.19688786 [Reply] [Original]

I only have my shelf to blame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 17:03:29 2022 No.19688795 File: 27 KB, 376x300, man old.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 17:03:56 2022 No.19688797 File: 182 KB, 1400x1400, HPLovecraft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19688786 Good. I am glad it did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 17:04:12 2022 No.19688799 File: 838 KB, 1284x1179, E28A138D-680A-424C-9092-53F2D2A20EB9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Women all the time tell me that I should do standup. Standup and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 17:25:52 2022 No.19688925 Recently my wife hired a new masseuse. Apparently the last one was a real misogynist

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 17:27:40 2022 No.19688939 >>19688786 I told my girlfriend I was finally going to write my novel. She told me to break a leg. Now I need a new writing desk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 17:29:02 2022 No.19688946 File: 1.04 MB, 800x800, bond.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 17:41:08 2022 No.19689021 File: 73 KB, 1000x712, 1525624004543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19688786 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 17:43:29 2022 No.19689030 I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. That is, until I learned it meant getting back at somebody.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 18:30:52 2022 No.19689299 >>19688786 a book just fell on my erect penis. i ejaculated all over the pages. cum't believe I've done this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 18:38:29 2022 No.19689336 Why is this thread not a sticky? I shall now unzip my flappy, And cry “Mods, please licky!”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 18:39:57 2022 No.19689347 >>19689030 I'm on an all seaweed diet: I see a book and I wead it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:14:56 2022 No.19690673 >>19689347 Based honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:16:16 2022 No.19690681 how about like a book falls on my dick but its a pussy and my dick tiny and she like it whiteboi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:18:54 2022 No.19690695 >>19688786 I was wonder why the book was getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:20:04 2022 No.19690702
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Fifteen outside, baby, I was actin' like a damn thug
I wanted to be just like my brother, he was sellin' drugs (what?)
I wanted to be just like my brother, he a damn thug (what?)
Reggie Carter, Reggie (yeah)
That's my brother (what?)
Jordan Carter, Carti (what?)
I'm your brother
I'm gon' die 'bout my guys, yeah (I'm gon' die)
I'm gon' die about my brothers (I'm gon' die)
I'm gon' die 'bout my guys, yeah (what? Yeah)
I'm gon' die about my brother
This one for all my guys (guys)
This one for them rollin' dice (yeah)
This one for all my guys (guys)
This one for them rollin' dice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:20:18 2022 No.19690704 There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so big he could suck it, He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a twat I could fuck it!"

>>	OP Tue Jan 4 23:22:22 2022 No.19690716 >>19690702 Is that Ghostmane?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:22:59 2022 No.19690718 >>19690702 Nigger trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:26:53 2022 No.19690741 >>19690695 I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went until it dawned on me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:29:29 2022 No.19690755 I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:38:07 2022 No.19690793 >>19690741 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:41:00 2022 No.19690810 File: 34 KB, 480x360, BE9BBBC8-2C0D-4251-8BD1-0790AB807A9B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19690718 >Nigger trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:47:00 2022 No.19690841 This is a nice change of pace, OP is the least stupid anon in thread. Good work OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 4 23:56:28 2022 No.19690874 I love this! Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 04:54:24 2022 No.19691943 >>19690716 hey! You are not OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 05:07:29 2022 No.19691967 File: 51 KB, 832x1000, Gigachad2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19690810 >>Nigger trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 07:04:10 2022 No.19692261 >>19690695 >>19690741 >>19690755 I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 07:45:34 2022 No.19692391 I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 10:23:23 2022 No.19692958 >>19689030 based Norm >>19690695 >>19690741 >>19690755 based Steven

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 12:32:50 2022 No.19693625 >>19692391 ok Obama. Chill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 12:40:01 2022 No.19693661 File: 52 KB, 472x496, lit-11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19688786 8/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 12:45:22 2022 No.19693692 I used to do a lot of drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

>>	Anonymouṡ Wed Jan 5 12:48:44 2022 No.19693706 File: 62 KB, 600x600, Bad Pun Dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just saw an infographic of the most popular porn searches for each country. What is the world coming to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 16:06:21 2022 No.19694874 >>19693706 nicely done

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 5 16:37:20 2022 No.19695033 >>19689299 This is very significant.

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