/lit/ - Literature

>>19663964
Green, orange, gray.

red and purple

>>19663964
Other: I find a loyal tradwife who likes to talk about Russian literature.

>>19663964
Other: the lost Gondal writings of Emily and Anne Brontë are discovered and published.

>>19663964
I'll take McCarty, Pynchon and getting my book published.

>>19663964
Purple, Green, Other
>I genuinely figure out a single thing

>>19663964
I press red three times.

It's revealed to be the greatest piece of writing ever made, forever.
People will say, "Shakespeare's The History Of Cardenio is the unsurpassed great work of this era in humanity."
"The History Of Cardenio" is revealed to be a comedy where a bunch of guys casually make increasingly misogyinistic remarks during their day to day. The play is so great in fact that it forces sychophantic actors to be racist and sexist in order to attempt to leech from its greatness. This alone would render most all of the buttons obsolete saved the personal novelties.

>>19663964
BLUE BLUE BLUE :-)

>>19663964
Other: i find a gf

A secret copy of dead souls 2/finished TBK 2 crops up in some russian basement

>>19664171
But Blue covers that.

>>19663964
I press orange thrice

>>19663964

Blue so that I can kill her. Worth one guy rotting in prison for the improvement it would bring to the board.

>>19663964
Purple purple....I suppose I must do red.

>>19663964
I press green and red twice:
>First time: like purple, but I release my first novel and it single-handedly revives the genre and ushers in a new golden age of literature in that genre
>Second time: /lit/ rises above its shitposting and actually truly becomes the world's foremost literary society, a hotbed of genuine intellectual debate, and the meeting place and springboard of some of the most prominent, influential and talented future artists our century will ever see

>>19663964
>blue
I find where butter lives,go there,rape her,kill her,post her gored body on /lit/ several times using her trip,steal her pantie-diapers,move to some south american country

>>19664266
>>19664423
I mean, I don't like Updyke either but chill out guys

>>19663964
Blue

>>19664395
the shitposts on this board are good, it's the non-lit related threads or incredibly thinly veiled bait posts asking for recommendations that are the worst.
Post tits, delete the american posts.

Green, Orange, and Purple.

>newfag r*ddit pseud made this image

>>19663964
I press the orange button thrice.

>>19664158
>>19664211
>>19664438
Hey hey hey hey. If you’re not a woman, this ain’t gonna work.

>>19664669
I knew you couldn't be a woman

>>19664669
You're not the real Butterfly. The real Butterfly has a tripcode and a distinctive snarky tone. Begone, imposter.

>>19663964
Purple, but I finish "anything" and it's read by "anybody".

>>19664685
I am though.
>>19664702
I gotta put a trip back on for you now?

>>19663964
Red
Purple
Pink: Global warming is solved

>>19664718
Faggot.

19663964
Other.
Someone writes a philosophy that actually ends philosophy so we can go on to other things we cannot possible imagine now due to our bad philosophies.

>>19663964
red gray other: find peace

>>19664718
no tripfag wouldn't put on the trip

>>19663972
Only good choice

>>19664427
This. I don't get the intense seething hatred for butters either. The cumgenius guy is way more annoying anyway.

>>19663964
Red, Purple, Pink (me and everyone else on this board gets their dream romantic partner for life).

>>19664728
>Pink: Global warming is solved

>>19664768
>other: find peace

I think the free choice has to be /lit/-related.

>>19664922
This. I will never not defend based Butters, misguided though she is.

>>19664791
Borrring.

>>19663964
Red, purple, gray. /lit/ doing a fantasy novel would be fucking hilarious and fun. Count me in.

>>19664004
why didn't you have this option

>>19663964
Pink: Someone loves me, I have a good gf, I'm no longer ugly