/lit/ - Literature

>>19648034
Because I don't want to be known by all, just one.

>>19648034
She's so goddamn hot.

>>19648034
id rather be a welfare loser than a sellout

>>19648076
cope

>>19648079
do you know how hard it is for a white male to get welfare

>>19648076
this. i don't wanna sell out, man.

>>19648034
The YA novel of today, or really any fiction novel published today, isn't anything I'd want to write. I'm afraid my ideal novel is for a culture that no longer exists to appreciate it, at least not one that reads novels

>>19648051
i want to fuck her

Because they're books were shit, and the only reason she's famous is because a huge publishing house decided to spend millions to market that shit. She's the literary equivalent of Justin Bieber.

>>19648133
>proceeds to never write anything and dies known by nobody

>>19649155
I don’t deserve to be known by this society, let alone do they deserve to read my magnum opus

>YA

Fuck teenager scum. They all hate having to read anyway.

>>19649155
I write a lot, I've never attempted to publish it, nor ever will. I have a decent job, until I want to quit and live how I want to. Who cares if somebody is famous, much less for writing books I consider to be bad. Good for her I guess, she's still not good.

>>19648076
cope, just use the profits from selling out to do something you find meaningful or write something worthwhile with all the extra time and resources you have

>>19648034
Kids don't read YA anymore. Youtube creators, tiktokers and streamers are the new authors.

>>19648084
>whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>19648034
I want to _______ J.K. Rowling.

>>19648034
A babe with brains for once!

>>19649647
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
AWOOOOOOGAA AWOOOOOOOOGGGAAAA

When I went to Ben Gurion in 2017 to try to mover to Jerusalem, I got stopped at passport control. I had to speak to some passport agent who sent me to some primary detention/waiting area in the lobby. From there, I got sent to some spooky secondary detention in the basement where all the writing was in Thai except for one sign in Hebrew. I assume it said, "If you can read this, you need to say something because you're about to get killed." There was a big plaque on the wall in the military insignia style that said Thai-Israeli Taskforce. Some woman with black hair came in. Other than her hair, she looked exactly like JK Rowling. I think the torture area was just past the next door with the plaque on it. Her and her escort appeared to be doing cocaine nose drops, and I think she was getting psyched up to torture me for a price. The man with her had the strangest blue skin on his hands. It was very much like a famous copy pasta about Antarctica. His skin was as white as snow, blue tinted, and his veins were as blue as the sky. I have never seen anything like it. It was paranormal, for sure. After a few minutes of whispering with her, he belted out a loud guttural utterance, "What if he is the owner?!?!" Her whole demeanor changed from arrogance to shitting herself. They got up and left through a door in the back of the room which was weird because there was no way me or the other people being held in that basement could come and go as we pleased.

>>19649703
The owner of what?

I got sent to that dungeon twice because I tried to get to Jersualem again like two days later. When I went down there the first time, one of the guards who I think was Leonardo watched me pour myself a cup of water from a carafe. When my hand was perfectly steady and the pour was as clean as a fountain, he said, "There's been some mistake," and he brought me back upstairs. When I got there a few days later, I was in there for a few hours. Due to some subtle signs, I think I went to Ben Gurion and a copy of Ben Gurion, or two different copies of Ben Gurion. Some of the pothos growing in the lobby was different and there was a TV missing from the wall in the taskforce room. I was down there for quite a while, and I think the actor who played Calogero in A Bronx Tale came in to wait with me. After a while, some man burst in declaring, "This is El Arcón! This is El Arcón!" He brought me back upstairs. El Arcón means "God king" in Hebrew.

>>19648034
>on the dole
>lived in posh bit of edinburgh
>ate out everyday and drank coffee all day while writing.
Nah, she had money and connections lads.
You cant survive eating out everyday on a regular giro.

>>19649734
>El Arcón means "God king" in Hebrew.
Pic is me.

>>19649740

>>19649734
You mean in Greek by way of Spanish.

>>19649747
>>19649740
>>19649734
huh...

>>19649753
He's a larper pretending he's writing a sequel to Bolaño.

>>19649750
In Spanish it means "big chest." Although that is well fitting for me, it's not a drug cartel name like El Mencho or El Chapo. It's Hebrew. I am David's heir. God's covenant of eternal kingship with David's heir is a covenant with me right now.

>>19649762
Wrong again, that would be "El Anchón."

>>19649762

>>19649772
The thing I googled said you are wrong.

You can see how my name Jon is to Jonathan as God is to Gedalia. The number 53 comes from my Latin initials JWT being the 10th, 23rd, and 20th Latin letters. The number 33 comes from my Hebrew initials gimel gimel being the 3rd Hebrew letter. The number 77 come from GG being two instances of the 7th Latin letter. This is me and my parents.

>>19649733
http://762com.com/

After Nebuchadnezzar sacked Jerusalem, he appointed my namesake Gedalia as governor. Gedalia told the Israelites remaining in Judah that it would be ok in Babylon. Some members of the royal family killed him because they did not like what he said. However, it was because the Israelites went into Babylon then that that the King of Judah is also the King of Babylon in the present day. That's me. Israel is about to get nuked.

>>19649816
>King of Judah is also the King of Babylon in the present day.

>>19648034
>How come you think it's too late to writing your YA masterpiece?

>... too late to writing...


IT IS OVER.

>>19649537
I would say it's more of an achievement to get welfare checks as a white male, than it is to become a paid writer.

>>19648034
Who are you quoting?

>>19650900
That's what I told my parents but they still kicked me out.
Boomers, man.

>>19649198
This is the same mindset I have. If I managed to actually write something of real value, why would I want to give it to this world? Look at Tolkien's work, which he wrote with so much passion. Where is it now? Netflix garbage that doesn't even resemble his vision. Pearls before swine.
>>19648034
>>19649454
I genuinely believe that everything happens at corporate level and they sell you this success story as part of the marketing. Maybe Rowling actually wrote something but all these newer people from authors to tiktokers must go through auditions and sign contracts before they suddenly appear online and become famous overnight.

>>19651532
But Tolkien's work is bad

>>19648133
Write for a future society as Nietzsche did.

>>19651545
Doesn't matter. My point is about passion and effort getting inevitably mangled by corps and the consoomer public into yet another dumb product that looks like every other product, and this cannot be done it will never pass.

>>19651600
*if this cannot

>>19648034
Why do people love her so much?

>>19651545
Tolkien's work is good. People just popularized the worst of it (prose-wise, i.e. LOTR trilogy) because they identified with that the most.

>>19651481
They just don't get a man that is in pursuant of the hard stuff.

>>19649647
>>19649733
>>19649760

Mommy’s milkers

>>19651650
Kek, who was voting for her? Right wing trolls or normies who genuinely don’t care she hates trannies?

>>19651727
Rowling doesn't hate trans people. She respects their pronouns and all that shit, she's just a bio-realist.

>>19651744
Same difference to the trannies.

How hot was jk rowling when she was young? Bc she's still a dime.