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19569328 No.19569328 [Reply] [Original]

if Harry Potter is, as people claim it to be, one of the best books of all time, then this is its antithesis. Gather round muggles and read this review, or else the person that you've been dating will leave you for that professional football player and your parents and/or children will disown you and you'll be forced to live in the basement with that balding, 43 year old starwars geek. Catch-22 is about John Yossarian. He's an American soldier during WWII. However, don't mistake this book for your average war literature, because it's not. This book is CrAzY! From the get-go, you'll be confused. Not because you can't read but because the book isn't in chronological order, which gives the impression that Joseph Heller was having a seizure while writing this book and the editors didn't catch it. In my humble, yet clearly superior, opinion, this book is far too long and filled with meaningless content. There are some very important lessons to learn from the book, unfortunately, the book puts you to sleep before it can convey the moral of the story. You need to be some mythical, god-like English teacher to be able to finish this book without throwing it at the wall in frustration. The characters are insane, so insane that, at one point, I was actually wishing the German bombed the crap out of Yossarian and those around him. The book is funny. However, you need to be clinically insane to get most of the jokes, sadly, contrary to popular belief, I am not. Every time I read a piece of comedy from this book, the scene from Napolean Dynamite would flash in my head, where Napolean would slap someone on the cheek and run away. It's funny but after a while it gets old and feels as though you're being slapped on the cheek, which isn't fun at all. The humor fails to salvage this poor book and only hard-core literature analyzers will appreciate it and call it a work of art. I say pass this book up and read that Harry Potter book again for the 34th time.

>> No.19569835

>>19569328
Did no one teach you to paragraph your writing? I'm not reading that block of shit.

>> No.19570044

>>19569328
Nately and the old man chapter is gold.

>> No.19572086
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>>19569328

>> No.19572208

>>19569328
If you don't think the 'Major Major Major Major' chapter is one of the funniest things you've ever read, you're some sort of robot.

>> No.19572617

>>19569328
something happened is better.

>> No.19573500

>>19569835
Fpbp

>> No.19573894

>>19572208
IMAO HIS NAME IS MAJOR AND HIS RANK IS MAJOR AND THEY GO ON POINTLESS PARADES AND MILO BECOMES A ZILLIONARE THROUGH ABSURD CIRCUMSTANCE

>> No.19573896

>>19573894
lmao yes

>> No.19573897

>>19572617
It's about a billion times worse. What is wrong with you?

>> No.19573906

That scene toward the end with Snowden made me cry the first time I read it, and up until that point I felt the book a minor anti-war comedy...that single, unexpected, fucked-up scene is what makes Catch-22 one of the greatest pieces of literature of the recent past.

>> No.19573917

>>19573906
I’ve tried this book twice and dropped it twice. But this always intrigued me. I’m at peace with not liking the book

>> No.19574261

>>19569328
You write like shit, so I hope you’re under the age of 19. If you are young, the kudos to you for reading books. If you’re older than 25, then you’re a crass dumbass

>> No.19574570

>>19569328
>Googled a few phrases
>No results
This isn't copypasta? Well done OP.