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She calls you an incel. How do you react?

>> No.19547381

>>19547377
>incel
Yes, problem?

>> No.19547393

>>19547377
Hey, that's really insightful!
Why don't you take a few rocks into your pocket and go for a long swim?

>> No.19547395

well she's dead so i walk away from her gravestone and get put on meds, bitch.

>> No.19547405

I'd just use the same tactic that I use with the pretend women who call me that: wait for them to suicide.

>> No.19547415

>>19547377
I'd tell her she'll never be a woman.

>> No.19547417

>>19547377
Mild confusion since I’m not one

>> No.19547429
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>>19547417
Me... an incel?

>> No.19547430

>>19547377
Mrs Dalloway is so good. I had an existential crisis when Peter Walsh passed the school children; the simple stream of consciousness style about growing old, and the future being for the young hit me hard even though I’m only in my 30’s. I’m surprised Woolf isn’t mentioned more for depressing literature. Her writing is very somber and melancholy. I always think it’s the mark of a good writer when the plot and characters are both boring but the book is still great. IMO, Woolf and Faulkner best represent the modernist style

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19547443

I assure you, I've had lovely sexors multiple times with the missus. I absolutely adore your novels by the way.

>> No.19547456

>>19547430
why are her books so lowly rated on goodreads? must be something more to it other than ''haha they don't understand literature'', because a lot of good literature has got deserved ratings

>> No.19547522

>>19547456
plebs getting filtered and a bunch of spergs that hate her

>> No.19547535
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>>19547377
Tell her that she looks like The Giant from Twin Peaks

>> No.19547589

>>19547429
kek

>> No.19547607

>>19547377
Tell her that Joyce is the best writer and start reading Ulysses out loud then watch her seethe until she fucks off to her cave.

>> No.19547621

that is broadly accurate in respect to the literal meaning of the term, although i try and not harbour too much misogynistic resentment as a result and just concentrate on tending gently to my own misery, bothering no one but myself
also i'm a big fan can you sign my copy of the waves, thanks

>> No.19547636

>>19547621
>the waves
the most pretentious of her works

>> No.19547642

>>19547377
You're stupid.

>> No.19547649

>>19547642
show your written classics

>> No.19547650

>>19547636
my copy is really nice and would look great signed though

>> No.19547963

>>19547456
I think she has a frigid and prudish persona which hurts in today’s society. Couple that with controversial opinions, an elitist attitude, and “boring” plot lines and characters, and you have your answer

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>>19547377
>how did many times did you cum while your step brother molested you lmao

>> No.19549041

>>19547377
Call her a dyke