/lit/ - Literature

>>19421091

>>19421091
7.5 X 5.5 or you'll never please her

>>19421091
>needing a book to know how to pleasure a woman
The absolute state of burgers

>>19421091
>(((Ian Kerner)))
Fuck off.

>>19421123
yeah why can't they just use their spidey senses

>>19421125
>eating pussy is now a jewish psyop
Just stop posting polnigger, it will better the lives of you yourself and everyone on this board

>>19421136
>eating pussy is now a jewish psyop
Always was.

>>19421091
PhD in pussy eating.
bet you can get anyone just by showing your diploma
Also, do you reckon he was tested on it?

>>19421115
>>19421123
>just but benis in bagina :D
>my bepis 12 inches long :D
>ur bebid small :D

>>19421239
So I need to fuck the clitoris with my penis.

>>19421182
Pussy eating is mysterious and paradoxical, in that being good at it is a huge asset once you already have a girl, but ever talking about how you're good at it is the most unattractive thing you could possibly do

>>19421258
Quite paradoxical.
If you say it, you go off the table immediately. If someone wants to say it theyll just say youre good in the sheets. Interesting.

>>19421136
https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/25/health/cuckolding-sex-kerner/index.html

Same author

>>19421258
It's the way you word it. "I'm good with my tongue" or something along those lines is better than "I'm good at eating pussy". Though actually, I think it's just the effect of bragging instead of silent confidence. If you're actually good and secure about your skills, you shouldn't have to bring it up unprompted.

>>19421115
I regularly bring my girl to a shaking orgasm where she makes the strangest sounds of her life.
Getting good at sex is a lot more involved than just thrusting, my ex girlfriend didn't like most of what this one does (she was a retard who was afraid I'd actually bite her ear off to the point of blood or something), and like the other anon said knowing how to flick her bean helps a lot.

t. very average 5 inch-ish penor

>>19421091
the writing is cringy af, but the content is pretty good

>>19421091
7 inch but I have still some trouble with my sex life
Yes, my gf likes when I put my massive cock inside her but still she doesn't reach the orgasm somehow

>>19421258
That's because only losers brag about their sexual skills usually. A high quality woman cares about who you are in a deeper sense.

>>19421544
Try shallow thrusts and putting a pillow under her hips

>>19421544
See
>>19421239

>>19421091
i have never seen a vagina

>rubbing your tongue against a clit takes skill
the absolute state of this board

>>19423030
It’s pretty gross desu

I'm really bad at sex, like really really bad.
never made a girl orgasm in my life, I don't know how to eat pussy, dont know where the clitoris is, nor do i actually know where to put it in, I always make the girl grab my cock and put it in her hole. I've seen a lot of porn but I never bothered replicating anything on it or trying to improve my sexual skills. my movements are awkward, i dont thrust hard or fast and I ejaculate incredibly quick, I've timed it at 30 to 40 seconds. When I'm done, I roll over (because I always do it being top of her) and then fall asleep.
I am strangely proud of this. I could be the worst fuck in someone's life.

>>19421545
No, they don't. They pretend toward it in a strange game of self-delusion to appease the cognitive dissonance of craving sexual status while denouncing whorishness in practice. The best you can hope for is a woman deluded enough to have sunk below the cognitive threshold of her own doublethink.

When I lived with my cousin he had a group of high school friends come over three times over the span of a few years. Everytime a member of this group would say "I'm not eating pussy unless I'm married to her."
I always wondered what was on his mind that would compel him to repeat that over a span of years.

>>19424049
>I always wondered what was on his mind that would compel him to repeat that over a span of years.
Fucking kek
I can't point to an example in my own life, but for some reason this story is relatable.

I think it's mostly about their emotional attachment to you.

>>19421091
It's really not difficult to make a woman have an orgasm, it's bullshit meme started by television. Television and movies have fucked people's perception of reality up in a major way.

>>19421091

>>19424211
I thought this was a Japanese version of Infinite Jest. Davidu Fostel Warrace

>>19423429
There is a deeper “you” than sex and this apples to all peoples

>>19423417
>I've seen a lot of porn
STOP

>>19421258
this shit's fucking disgusting. going down on a girl is the gayest thing a man could ever do. and by the way, if you do it, enjoy throat cancer.

faggots

>>19423417
based.

Reminder you will never be a good writer and/or a thinker unless you have a micropenis

>>19421091
bump

>>19424217
Did you mean Dabido Fosuteru Warasu ?

>>19427554
kek

>>19425685

>>19425685
this. anal sex causes incontinence and possible rectal fissures. cunnilingus causes throat cancer. just stay in your lane and use ur boner like god wants (no diseases this way)

>>19427657
>no diseases this way
ahahahahaha, yea sure, none whatsoever, haha

>>19423417
Do you want to know the secret to making a woman orgasm? Who cares lol