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1938783 No.1938783 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: The moral of the story is...

Moby-Dick: The moral of the story is 'just be yourself.'

>> No.1938791

the moral of this thread is 'newfags can't reference'

>> No.1938793
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1938793

Work hard, and you will succeed.

>> No.1938797

>>1938793

I thought the moral was "Fuck these new trends are going to cause the downfall of society"

>> No.1938805

THE MORAL OF LAST NIGHT'S STORY IS WHEN YOU'RE SPEAKING TO TWO JAPANESE GIRLS AND THAT HALF FRENCH CHICK ABOUT WHALING, YOU DON'T SAY "AMERICA HAD A BIG WHALING CULTURE, JUST LOOK AT MOBY-DICK" UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO SOMEHOW MAKE REFERENCE TO YOUR BIG DICK. BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG DICK IF YOU'RE WANTING TO SCREW ONE OF THEM, OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE A LIAR AND THEY WILL FIND OUT AND YEAH. NOT THAT I HAVE A SMALL PENIS.

GOOD THING I AM SENSIBLE ABOUT SUCH THINGS.

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1938808

Vote democrat.

>> No.1938809
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1938809

>>1938805

>> No.1938815
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1938815

"Women ruin everything."

>> No.1938816

>>1938805
Teach me how to get as much pussy as you, capsguy.

>> No.1938818
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1938818

>Drugs are fucking awesome.

>> No.1938820
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1938820

lol women

>> No.1938822

>>1938816
I DON'T GET THAT MUCH. JUST HAVE FRIENDS THAT INVITE YOU TO MEET NEW PEOPLE, USUALLY AT A PLACE WITH ALCOHOL, AND BE ABLE TO TALK WITHOUT COMING OFF AS A DICK. I USUALLY GET INVITED TO PLACES WITH SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER CHICK TO DICK RATIO

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1938827

Did someone say "Moby's Dick"?

>> No.1938835

>>1938827
would suck

>> No.1938846

>>1938818

I disagree.

> Just go fucking crazy.

>> No.1938853
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1938853

"boredom kills"

>> No.1938864
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1938864

being poor is gay

>> No.1938874
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1938874

>>1938853
Teaching women how to read was a mistake.

>> No.1938888
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1938888

'Edgy' people lead lives that are way more interesting than yours.

>> No.1938890
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>>1938874

access to pharmaceutical products should be prohibited to children under 3 and women.

>> No.1938894
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1938894

Keep cool, but care.

>> No.1938895
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1938895

>>1938864
being poor is gay

>> No.1938904
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1938904

Trains are not toys.

>> No.1938908

>of mice and men
women are whores
>the great gatsby
women are whores
>the sun also rises
women are whores
>the sound and the fury
women are whores
>an american tragedy
women are whores

>> No.1938919

>>1938908
>women who act for their own interests are whores
how's virginity treating you?

>> No.1938922
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1938922

masturbating is okay.

>> No.1938935
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>>1938922

Puns are the greatest humor.

>> No.1938945
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1938945

The moral of the story was... wait, what was it again?

>> No.1938957

>>1938945

something about suns and snakes and shit.

also, french people in this thread ?

>> No.1938963
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1938963

"don't take hallucinogens while flying an airplane"

>> No.1938964

>>1938957
French Canadian to be exact.

>> No.1938975

>>1938964

cool, i was looking for a canadian: did you read margaret atwood ? is she any good ? which books would you recommend ?

>> No.1938991
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1938991

kids these days...

>> No.1938993

>>1938975
I'm more familiar with french literature and french canadian literature than with Canadian literature.
Quebec is pratically another country.
Different language, different culture, different political institutions.

Never heard of her, sorry.

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1938996

>>1938975
I'm gonna go ahead and say read some Anne Carson. Check out Nox if you can in a bookstore because it's really unlike anything (physically, at least) you've ever read. Pic related.

Otherwise, Oryx and Crake, Blind Assassin and Handmaid's Tale are all good places to start, probably in that order or so. I enjoyed reading her back when, but I'm not crazy for her.

>> No.1939027

>>1938996
cool, thanks !

i heard of oryx and crake before, but nox looks wicked. i doubt i'll have this kind of edition in france, though. is it an important part of the book ?

>> No.1939327

>>1938919
better than being with a stupid woman

captcha: cockfights thicilli

>> No.1939337
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1939337

Dragons know a lot about quantum physics.

>> No.1939399
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1939399

Don't trust anyone.

>> No.1939425
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1939425

Thy pic related: you.

>> No.1939791
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1939791

if consciousness does not evolve our short, desperate, animal lives doom us to repeat the same mistakes ad infinatum

>> No.1939905

>>1939791

evolve or perish

>> No.1939919
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1939919

War is hell.

>> No.1939926

hehe good stuff. Time to archive!

http://chanarchive.org/requests

>> No.1939976
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1939976

Life is fucking depressing.

>> No.1939991
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1939991

...don't turn yourself in after killing pawnbrokers, you'll end up in a penal colony.

>> No.1939999
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1939999

never change yourself

try not to change others

>> No.1940009
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1940009

Incest can be magical

>> No.1940039
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1940039

Heterosexual people with great physical traits and strength of will can survive anything and possibly become leaders of men.

>> No.1940728

>this thread has received 3 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

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1940738

Baseball is fun.

>> No.1940741
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1940741

"It's not perfect, but I'll take it."

>> No.1940755
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1940755

It's okay to rape people as long as they want it, and it syncs up with the apocalypse.

>> No.1940825
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1940825

Don't eat undercooked pork.

>> No.1940848
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1940848

"Suicide sucks, but having sex with an old Japanese woman can really make you feel better"

>> No.1940972
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1940972

Perfection sucks.

>> No.1940997
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1940997

Fuck whitey

>> No.1941025
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1941025

>get high erryday

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1941027

Moral of the story is Kafka was a Japanese Oedipus.

>> No.1941034
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1941034

rich kids are unstable assholes

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1941042

Kill people for money alone
Your friends will turn on you

>> No.1941049

>>1941034
Actually, it's more like "Being gay is cool, as long as you're in an all-boys boarding school, and as long as you never mention it."

A mouthful, I know, but so is dick...

>> No.1941057

charm whores into sleeping with you and your friends will pay for your meals

>> No.1941059
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1941059

Which Watchmen Baby is YOUR favourite?

>> No.1941067
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1941067

>>1941057

forgot pic

>> No.1941073

>>1939999
wow i got quads

>> No.1941075
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1941075

old people belong in the trash and cripples should be left to die awesome show great job

>> No.1941077

>>1941049
Hahaha when my class read it in high school, the "Gene is gay" thesis was the only bit of enjoyment we got from the book.

>> No.1941093
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1941093

Gingers always win

>> No.1941112
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1941112

Everyone's gay.

>> No.1941269
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1941269

Moral perfection sucks.

Also, politicians are selfish assholes.

>> No.1941281

>>1941034
If you have charisma, your best friend will kill you.

>> No.1941289
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1941289

White people are bastards

>> No.1943265
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1943265

"No Gurlz Allowed"
-- Sign that should have been posted outside of Eden.

>> No.1943288
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1943288

"Crime doesn't pay."

>> No.1943301
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1943301

"It seems straightforward enough. I don't think people will have much trouble understanding it." -- Guy who was the author of the Bible.

>> No.1943305

>>1938888

I wouldn't consider this very directly self-promoting, as he's a bit of a wreck of a person. I'd say:
>There's a lot to experience in America, open up to it.

>> No.1943312

>>1943265
>Paradise Lost
>printed by Spiderman

>> No.1943315

People who didn't read Paradise Lost and just read D&E's synopsis of it:
>>1938820
>>1943265

>> No.1943320

>>1943312
Horey shit.

>> No.1943330
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>>1943315
>he still interprets the poem using the Fish paradigm

>> No.1943334
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1943334

"Sometimes faces get scooped out.

Let's make sure it's not American faces."

>> No.1943336

>>1943301
I thought the moral of the story was that women ruin everything?

>> No.1943337
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1943337

Don't fuck with Islam.

>> No.1943343

>>1943336
"Wait, so people are already misinterpreting my book?"
-- Guy who wrote the Bible, who just read your post.

>> No.1943357

>>1943315
> thinks this thread is serious
> couldn't spot a joke if it bit him in the ass

o_O

>> No.1943360

>>1943330
The what?

>>1943357
>o_O
You could do a much better "Moral of the story..." if you read the poem. Try again.

>> No.1943363
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1943363

"If you are a true Christian pilgrim, intrepid, humble and pious, God will reward you with a wicked laser show."

>> No.1943373

>>1943360
The older paradigm (and in some ways the one that still predominates) is the one set down by Fish in his seminal "Surprised by Sin." Newer interpretations of the poem tend to focus on issues of gender and homosocial dynamics. Thus, the joke that the moral of PL is "Bitches and whores."

>> No.1943412
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gingers have no soul

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pig pussy is still pussy

dead nigger ghost pussy is still pussy

>> No.1943445
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>>1943363
lol'd harder than hard.

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1943449

"The 'moral' of the story? There is no morality, only power!"
nofunallowed.jpg

>> No.1943481
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1943481

always count on family when times get tough

>> No.1943520
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1943520

Don't talk to strangers.

>> No.1943523
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Road trips can be fun!

>> No.1943527

>>1943449
Made me laugh...hard

>> No.1943538
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1943538

Fuck everyone

and

Prostitutes love verbal abuse

>> No.1943547

>>1943527

>I laugh at unfunny things to show that i read shitty french philosophers

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1943738

Always write a novel that keeps the reader guessing to the end.

In the last chapter, they make the voyage out to the lighthouse.
U Mad I ruined the book for you?
Let this be a lesson to you about spending too much time on the computer, and not enough time reading.

>> No.1943744

>>1943547
just what i was thinking

>> No.1943763
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1943763

>>1943744
>>1943547
stoplikingwhatidontlike.bmp
I didn't mean for it to be "haha" funny. I really more meant it to be a bot mot. Also, make up your own damn jokes, if you don't think mine are funny.

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1943782

The moral of the story is ...

Spending hours a day on /b/ learning to identify traps isn't as big a waste of time as one might think ...

>> No.1943795

>>1943763
no one gives a shit about your stupid joke tard

we're talking about the no-name who replied to it

also
>bot mot
you're just as bad

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1943826

>>1943795
Sorry, "bon mot." whatevs.
Oh look, someone who is getting belligerent on The Internets. Whatever shall I do? Look, /lit/ is a place to play and have fun, so drop the snotty attitude.

>> No.1943833
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1943833

The moral of the story is ...

I love what this classic tells us about the power of narrative, the relationship of narrative to survival ... oh yeah, and bitches and whores. Whatever.

>> No.1944324
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1944324

The moral of the story is ...

Only the Victorians could make something as cool as Renaissance Florence boring.

>> No.1945683
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1945683

According to Yahweh, the moral of the story is ...

"Deal with it."

>> No.1947854

bump

>> No.1947859 [DELETED] 

>>1938783
+100 Internets

>> No.1947862

>>1938783
strange, I thought it was "the world/universe/God doesn't care about you and will eat you alive."

>> No.1947870

>>1938808
+100 Internets

>> No.1947875
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>>1947862
Right, so the logical corollary is, "Deal With It."

>> No.1947876

>>1938783
no, the moral of the story is 'fuck you, christianity'

>> No.1947882

>>1947875
all literature fits into two categories: those that tell you to deal with it and those that tell you can't deal with it.

>> No.1947887

>>1947882
Fascinating insight, though it comedy tends to skirt this dichotomy. On the other hand, comedy almost always takes a back seat to tragedy.

>> No.1947898
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1947898

"be lucky you're not born in austria"

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1947909

watch the movie

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1947917

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>> No.1947971
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1947971

The sun's really hot and bright.

>> No.1948199

>>1943288
?

More along the lines of "Morality is culturally relative."

>> No.1948202

>>1947917
>>1947917
I fucking lol'd sir.
+1 internet

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>>1941289
You, sir, are a moron.

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1948222

Drugs are bad.

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>> No.1948228
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1948228

BLUEUUUURRRDT guh_g_guh_g_guh_g_guh_g_guh_g_

HURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP!!!!!!!!!!!


HURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP!!!!!!!!!!!


HURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP!!!!!!!!!!!


HURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP!!!!!!!!!!!


HURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP A DURP!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.1948921

>>1947862
> butthurt gnostic has never watched the simpsons
> takes thread seriously

: /

>> No.1948925

Don't fuck wit whales, you can't win unless you bring nukes

>> No.1949152

>>1947909

I almost choked to death on the water I was drinking.

>> No.1949169

The Club Dumas

The moral of the story is....there is none and you just wasted your life reading this.

>> No.1949174
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blind people are easy to steal from

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1949526

And the moral of the story is ...

God doesn't waste his time talking to women.

>> No.1949533

>>1949526

And neither should any of us.

>> No.1949556

>>1939919
I thought the moral was:
"Thomas Pynchon knows several languages."

>> No.1949575
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1949575

The the moral of the story is ...

Friendship is magic ...

That is all.
What?
Did you think I was going to mention something about buttsechs?
Pervert

>> No.1949580
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1949580

Suicide is A-OK

>> No.1949594
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1949594

OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

>> No.1949615
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1949615

When the going gets tough, take more drugs.

>> No.1950896

Bump

>> No.1950940

i feel many have missed the joke of the thread

>> No.1950980

>>1938822
>BE ABLE TO TALK WITHOUT COMING OFF AS A DICK
I find it hard to believe this is a skill you possess.

>> No.1951013

>>1950980
TO ALL THE SATURDAY ENTERTAINMENT! I SALUTE YOU! ROBERT

HEY MATE, IT'S PATRIC. GONNA MISS YOU IN JAPAN.

SEE YOU AGAIN CAPSGUY! MIO

CAPSGUY-
HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR STAY IN GLORIOUS NIPPON. IT'S BEEN A TRIP GETTING TO KNOW YOU. WE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU COME BACK. MAYBE YOU'LL BE LEGAL THEN. BEST OF LUCK BRO, BEN

HEY FUCKING CAPSGUY
DON'T FORGET ABOUT JAPAN AND YOU BETTER BE BACK HERE IN NOVEMBER. STAY IN TOUCH YOU DRUNK BASTARD, DAVE

DEAR CAPSGUY
MY BRO. I HOPE YOU COME BACK AND DRINK WITH US AGAIN. WE LOVE YOU A LOT. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF ALWAYS! MOMO

DON'T FORGET ME AND GRAB SOME BEER AGAIN! YUSUKE

CAPSGUY MATE
IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU, YOU WERE A HIGHLIGHT OF MY HOLIDAY AND YOU ARE A TOTAL COMEDY. HOPEFULLY I'LL GET TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AGAIN IN JAPAN OR OZ. MAKE SURE YOU ADD ME ON FACEBOOK

DEAR CAPSGUY
PLEASE COME BACK TO JAPAN!! SEE YOU AGAIN. PLEASE SEND ME MAIL. MIKI


THIS WAS ON THE BACK OF A COLLAGE OF PHOTOS OF ME IN JAPAN THAT THESE DRINKING BUDDIES THAT I RANDOMLY MET THROUGH MY THREE MONTH STAY MADE FOR ME.

I'M NOT A DICK EXCLUSIVELY, ONLY WHEN IT SUITES ME, LIKE RIGHT NOW.

GOOD TIMES, ONLY 4 MONTHS TO WAIT UNTIL BEST HOLIDAY OF MY LIFE VERSION 2. BIGGER AND BETTER

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1951050

Fuck it. Just kill androids.

>> No.1951053

>>1951013
wow you are so pathetic
go back to japan already so i don't have to see your worthless and masturbatory posts

>> No.1951056
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1951056

Books are boring, television is where it's at!

>> No.1951484

good thread

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1951704

Axis wins the war? LOL Enjoy ur false reality.

Seriously though, what the fuck was that shit?

>> No.1951718

>>1951704
>LOL Enjoy ur false reality

Would fit nearly all of his books.

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1951735

Things are and they are not.

>> No.1951741

>>1951704
>fiction
>Literature in the form of prose, esp. short stories and novels, that describes imaginary events and people.
>imaginary
Yeeeah, you're a moron. Also a cunt.

>> No.1951754

>>1951741
I think he's probably referring to the book within the book that is initially expected to be our reality but which is revealed to actually be a further alternate reality.

Although i'm not sure what the exact source of your complaint is so perhaps i'm completely missing your point.

>> No.1951770

>>1951754
Yeah, that's what I was referring to.