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Wow!!! /lit/ this is soooo epic question = who was the "first"..... author???? Hmmmmm?? Maybe Hank Green, famous author of the Fault in Our Stars??? Smash that like button, subscribe, and comment below!!!!!

>> No.19386280

Is /lit/ being raided or are threads just exceptionally shitty tonight?
Regardless, don’t forget to use the options when responding to bait (especially the poorly written kind)

>> No.19386306

>>19386280
Excuse ME - I will have YOU know as, HAnk Green myself - that your words are not cool!!!! Unlike my words - which are a bestselling novel. Wow!!! Epic fortnite win!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe. Your sincerely, Hank Green <3

>> No.19386333

>>19386306
U-uh i am so sorry Mr Green for my language. I kneel, Greenchads. (P.s. i have liked and subscribed for more content like this :))))

>> No.19386357

>>19386210
Dear mr. hank, I, I'm 27, neet, looking for work, trying to improve myself wish I had a gf
I need some good contemporary fiction for my modern situation pls and thx

>> No.19386370

>>19386210
A man shouldn't be allowed to go by 'Hank' if there's a strong chance I could have kicked his ass when I was 13.

>> No.19386383

>>19386210
Um, excuse me? It was actually John Green who wrote the Fault in our Stars. Are you guys even nerdfighters?

>> No.19386436
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>>19386210
The Word of God, the Logos Elohim.

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19386875

>>19386383
Looks like someone forgot to be awesome...

>> No.19386911

This son of a bitch. I read his first book for a bookclub with some other university students. I felt like he was personally torturing me as I read it. I hate him so much.

>> No.19386937

>>19386210
>fault in our stars
>>>19386306
>bestselling
>>19386911
>bookclub

What's that? You want a build a black ethnostate, in the middle of Antarctica? And call it "Infraborea"?

>> No.19386941

>>19386210
Is John Green an incel?