/lit/ - Literature

>>19385273
I thought that was a raw chicken or turkey from the thumbnail

>>19385279
settle down diogenes

>>19385279
Kek same

>>19385273
Just listen to your priest, and if he asks you to grab your ankles, you do it

>>19385273
>what are the ten commandments
>what are the beatitudes
>what are the recommendations that Christ provides throughout the gospels like "love your neighbor" and "don't strive after worldly goods"
>what are the lists of poor behavior that St. Paul says to abstain from throughout his epistles (gluttony, greed, fornication, pride, the list goes on)

Have you ever opened the Bible, OP?

>>19385279
Baste

>>19385308
St. Paul is not good and thus cannot know his will. Jesus is God but is interpreted by the apostles and then by a trillion other scribes each with their own biases.
Where is god's will here?

>>19385324
St. Paul is not god*

>>19385308
Furthermore, St. Paul says to abstain from poor behaviour. This also includes anger and yet Jesus was quite angry in different parts of the bible.

>>19385308
Yeah, but Jesus says stuff like "if you want to be perfect, sell your possessions" and you should be like the good Samaritan and help people in need who otherwise would be your enemy. OP wants something that will reinforce his in-group preferences and which allows him to continue in his current materialistic mode, like most "Christians" today

>>19385308
how can you type on a computer if you're a christian? do you still have possessions

>>19385273
imagine the smell

>>19385281
lol

>>19385360
Listening to Christians cope about how they can still be rich and be Christians is hilarious to me

>>19385404
Lord Jesus Have Mercy Kyle You Are A Genius I Didn't Think You Would Take It This Far

>>19385273
Not doing pic rel is a start

>>19385404
>"I want to be exactly like Christ! So I'm going to build up wealth and protect it with my gun! Just like Christ would do!"
It's amazing how Jesus has been co-opted as a basis for the exact thing he explicitly opposed. And the hoards of braindead followers can't even see the irony!

>>19385459
how can you spread christianity without money and without genociding rival religions? Stay in the philosophical kiddie pool atheist you cant argue with the big boys

>>19385273
unironically reminds me of a Gorilla

>>19385482
>how can you spread christianity
By turning the other cheek, Christcuck, or are you proving my point by being nothing like your savior?

>>19385273
Actually read the Bible.

>>19385482
Turning the other cheek? doing extra forced labor than was demanded of you? washing feet? Nah fuck that, we going old testament, if someone is different, merk that motherfucker.

>>19385539
cope

>>19385324
>>19385332
Read the Bible first

>we cannot know god's will
Read the Bible

What is the context of this webm? Is this a dance or a porn?

>>19385548
Define cope.

>>19385459
>It's amazing how Jesus has been co-opted as a basis for the exact thing he explicitly opposed. And the hoards of braindead followers can't even see the irony!
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+25%3A14-30&version=NLT;KJV
It's amazing seeing how obvious it is that you haven't read the Bible yet espousing an opinion about it.

>>19385341
The human and Divine duality of Christ is a strength.

>>19385578
>backpedalling
based

>>19385552
Yeah the "God works in mysterious ways" is what atheists want to hear to comfort themselves by not being religious.

>>19385604
why does evil exist then

>>19385539
>Honour thy father and thy mother
>For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law—
HMMMMMMM