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You wake up sweaty, naked, and in the dark. You’re stuck smothered between two fleshy walls. Your only source of light is through a tightly stretched fabric off to your right. Off to your left you’re unable to see as the fleshy walls just get tighter together. The strange thing is your location appears to be moving. You feel the walls jiggle like gelatin and the source of light through the fabric flickers. Suddenly you hear it.
>brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaap
A powerful and foul smelling gust of wind blows across you and nearly dislodges you. Then you hear a mighty but girly giggling. You suddenly realize you were somehow shrunken and stuck between the ass cheeks of a thick bitch in her panties. How do you survive?

>> No.19366633

>>19366618
>How do you survive?
Why would I? That's how I die.

>> No.19366636

You ever seen that South Park episode with the gerbil? Yea..

>> No.19366647

>>19366618
i hate women

>> No.19366658

>>19366618
I love women

>> No.19366660
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19366660

>>19366618
Do qt petite women have asses that actually smell? Ive always wondered this, drifting back and forth in my sleep to solve such a conondrum.

>> No.19366662

>>19366658
I love women

>> No.19366669
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19366669

>>19366647
>i hate women

>> No.19366673

Kek

>> No.19366676

>>19366647
/lit/
>>19366658
>>19366662
/simp/

>> No.19366685

>>19366676
cringe

>>19366658
>>19366662
based

>> No.19366696

>>19366660
Tchaikovsky was gay

>> No.19366700
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19366700

>>19366618
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPAPPPPPPPAPPPAPAPPPPPAPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.19366702

>>19366669
why are the grapes tied to a tree wtf

>> No.19366704

>>19366618
>bottled water

what the fuck

>> No.19366836

>>19366669
>>19366658
>>19366662
>not hating women
Get out, you can't understand literature.

>> No.19366847

how long would i need to be to penetrate that? any knowers?

>> No.19366854

>>19366847
well I'm about 5.5 inches and couldn't penetrate a bitch with an ass smaller than that in doggystyle position, that's all i can tell you

>> No.19366859

>>19366847
7 inches minimum to make her feel
anything

>> No.19366874
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19366874

>>19366854
>>19366859
I'm around 5.5 too, any tips?

>> No.19366886

>>19366874
I'm the 5.5 guy. my unironic advice is forget about sex. it's really not worth it. I've had more fun jerking off than i ever did having sex. i should mention however that I've only ever had sex 5 times, always with prostitutes and i had my first time early this year at 24 years old. but I'm serious, sex sucks and women suck. in fact life sucks. I'm gonna kill myself before I'm 30

>> No.19366888

>>19366874
Smol bitches, though even some of those have loose queefy roastbeefs requiring 6 inches or more

Stat away from these pawg squat girls, they’re all fucking BBCs anyway.

>> No.19366970

>>19366669
How does the fox know that he would want the grapes anyway if he has never had them? Maybe he's not missing out on all that much?

>> No.19366979

>>19366970
it's a bullshit photo. it implies that the fox never had grapes when nearly every fox is raised by a grape and many grow up with grapes.

>> No.19366992

>>19366669
You know grapes kill canines retard.

>> No.19367003

>>19366696
My respect for the man has increased ten fold.

>> No.19367050

>>19366886
Can i have your stuff

>> No.19367079

>>19367050
kek what stuff? you mean my barely working ps2 and my cheap huawei phone with hundreds of pictures of kendall jenner on it? sure, where do i send them?