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Fuck Dune and fuck everyone who started reading Dune after watching the new globohomo capeshit movie.
I liked Dune before all of you filthy normies, so go back to /co/ or /Tv or whatever other shithole you came from. If I see one more Dune thread made by a normy I swear to Deus Pather that I will fuck you up on the astral plane. You most probably didn't even read the Iliad and Oresteia before reading Dune.

>> No.19329385
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She’s beautiful

>> No.19329387

>>19329378
Based
Which incest subplot is your favorite?

>> No.19329393

>>19329378
>I liked Dune before all of you filthy normies
And how about you go back to /sffg/?

>> No.19329403

>Reading Dune without watching Lawrence of Arabia or King of the Sands first
That said, the use of a complex and meaningful work as a normie's "entry level" text in any field is a sign that that work is part of a canon, so technically, this is an accolade for Dune.

>> No.19329469

>>19329378
I hated Dune before you were born. Except for the Lynch film, the Lynch film is sexy as hell. It isn't a good adaption of Dune, but it is a great bondage film. Shame about the lack of mpreg.

>> No.19329556

>>19329385
ew

>> No.19329647

Reading Dune without having first read Foundation is a shameful crime

>> No.19329649

>>19329378
Dune has been fucking normie since it came out

>> No.19329655

>>19329378
Based. The new movie fucking sucks; fuck the Canadian, fuck capeshit, fuck Hans Zimmer.

>> No.19329669

>>19329403
>Reading Lawrence and Dune before reading the Qu ran and Jungs essays on contemporary events
Disgusting

>> No.19329724

>>19329385
Lmao that nose, that long-ass jaw and protruding mouth nad lips, with them thick-ass eyebrows and neanderthal brow with curly hair.
>t.English, Indian, Chinese and Maori and I look like a male version of her with darker eyes than her natural colour :(

>> No.19329749

>>19329655
People giving blowjobs to Hans Zimmer these days is extremely boring. He is good, but he isn't the only good film musician out there, and John Williams is still better.

>> No.19329782

>>19329385
what kind of generations of strict eugenic breeding lead to this mystery meat's turnip head?

>> No.19329812

>>19329669
>Reading Lawrence
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>> No.19329820

>>19329378
>>19329469
You guys are a bunch of pseuds.
I know Dune since before you all even imagined this book being written, I knew it before Frank Herbert.

As a matter of a fact, Dune is based on my experiences during the WW2, when Berbers (the Fremen) assisted is, the Americans (aka Atreides) to win against the Nazis lead by Rommel (aka Harkonnen).

Dune is my autobiography, all rights reserved. In reality I started writing the script in 1949

My only mistake was that once I was in a student's bar in Washington and have met this young boy, his name was Frankie and we talked through the night. When the bar was about to close, I took Frankie to my hotel room where we had an intense night of buttsex. When I woke up in the morning, I realized Frankie was gone and my manuscripts were no longer there.

Betrayed by Herbert.

>> No.19329855

>>19329378
you need to be at least 18 to post here

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>>19329385

>> No.19329993

>>19329385
Ogre niggers. Literally goblina.

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>>19329378
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT NICHE THING I LIKE BECOME POPULAR I CANNOT ENJOY IT ANYMORE

>> No.19330126

I read the book 13 years ago

movie as OK

>> No.19330127

>>19329655
>>19329749
this was the first good Zimmer soundtrack I've heard in years

>> No.19330142

>>19329378
Guess what you absolute faggot op dune is gay
I tried reading the book before the movie came out because I thought
>huh so many like it, must be decent
In reality it's just faggy space witches and magic daggers
I've read the Iliad. I've read the Orestia. Trying to compare dune to them is retarded. Dune is literally a Harry Potter book compared to them. Enjoy being a hipster with all the new queer fans. Dune is gay so that's what it attracts. I'm happy I dropped the trash after 100 pages.

>> No.19330191

>>19329378
No one cares about your shitty Lawrence of Arabia in space, I love Sci-fi and fantasy but Dune was, is, and always will be overrated.

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>>19329378

>> No.19330241

>>19329385
Ngl, there are some shots in which she looks nice, I liked here more in those few minutes of the movie, than in every other film/interview/picture she appeared before or after that

>> No.19330274

>>19330241
She's entirely mediocre, a 5/10 at best. They try really hard with makeup and angles to make her look great but she still only looks barely cute at the very best. Often she looks less than mediocre. If she was a random girl on the streets, you'd consider her a 4/10.

>> No.19330457

>>19329378
Dune is not a good novel.
Dune is not even a good scifi novel.

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>> No.19330470

>>19329378
Honestly the movie was boring as fuck, quit it around 1 hour mark. It made ask myself whether the books are good. Are they?

>> No.19330512

>>19330470
>whether the books are good. Are they?
Cool ideas, poor execution. Especially in Children of Dune and in God Emperor.

>> No.19330576

>>19329724
That's quite the ancestral mixture. You're basically only missing African

>> No.19331182

>>19329724
wife a black chick and you'll create the ultimate human

>> No.19331221

Dune was okay.

>> No.19331222

>>19329378
Agent Cooper Paul is best Paul.

>> No.19331241

>>19329724
>>19331182
This. You need to fuck a negress to complete the pokedex.
Also, keep your diseased genes away from white eggs. Jesus Christ.

>> No.19331267

Dune was never good, the book sucks just as much as the movie.

>> No.19331386

>>19331267
Got to agree here. Havent read the books but after watching the movie I certainly never will.

There is nothing original or extraordinary about it.