/lit/ - Literature

>>19288661
Self bump

Glad to see this is still on, I'd like to come. I'd be up for the Saturday or the Sunday (Halloween); Friday isn't good for me.

Do we have to wear masks?

>>19289205
checking for vax is more likely

>>19289232
But I didn't get the vax...

>>19289309
me either.

>>19289148
Both work for me, but Saturday is preferred
>>19289205
>>19289232
To anyone that's been to the Ulysses recently, how stringent are they with checking vax cards? If it's bad, we can meet at Washington Square instead, and I'll personally bring booze.
You guys prefer wine or beer?

>>19288661
Hey you filthy niggers suck my cum see you at 7 Ulysses pub I'll be the one shouting NIGGER lol us 4channers right?

>>19289364
vax is mandatory for everything in nyc, any place that doesn't check is one karen calling 311 a way from a big ass fine and being forced to check. if u dudes are unvaxxed take the path train to nj, there's no mandate in jc or hoboken.

>>19289398
do it faggot. see what happens

>>19289364
>Washington Square on a Saturday night
I'd rather not get shanked thank you very much

/lit/ sucks recently so I'm not sure I would want to meet the shitposters responsible

>>19289580
I imagine only a moderately socially adjusted /lit/ veteran would be capable and invested enough to go to a meetup.

>>19289592
That's what I'm banking on. Though you have to factor in NYU students

>>19289730
To be clear, there's nothing wrong with being an NYU student. But you must admit it changes the assumptions you can make

>>19289580
yeah, if you go now it will probably just be a bunch of dudes shilling really sad self-published bullshit

How old are you guys who are planning on going? I sometimes wonder if I am too old to still be hanging around here

>>19289760
I'm 25. I often have that feeling.

>>19289205
usually not at bars no

>>19289760
22...you might be right.

>>19289398
Yep
>>19289471
What kind of pussy are you?
>>19289730
I can personally promise you, I'm no NYU student. I have something of a vendetta against that whole uni
>>19289760
>>19289953
I'm 18, almost 19, though I imagine I'll probably be the youngest (legal) person there

>>19290035
>vendetta against the whole university
you're probably better off at the state school lol

>>19290035
This post convinced me not to go

>>19290035
Oh wait this is a LARPing euro, still not convinced im not going to regret this though...

Might just swing by to take a look. I'd imagine I know immediately what is going on

i thought i could go but i procrastinated really hard this semester and now midterms are biting me in the ass. take pictures for everyone who can't be there

>>19290102
Good for you
>>19290108
What about my post outs me as a euro?
>>19290130
If it happens, we will

>>19289760
29 but I fell ill in 2014 and came back last year, so idk. I still feel like I belong.

>>19291521
Calling college "uni."

How to tell gf i'm meeting up with the online racist hackers known as 4channel

>>19291865
just slap her and say you're going out, don't wait up

>>19291521
>>19291832
And thinking 18 is legal age

>>19291922
Is this how euros amuse themselves? Sad!

>>19289364
>vax cards
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>19291865
Just tell her you're going out
>>19291832
>>19291922
You got me, I'm an eastern euro expat

>>19288661
based, I wish I lived there to meet some fellow litchads

>>19292181
Things will be different when Curtis Sliwa is mayor. Vote Sliwa.

Hey I'm bumpin here

>>19294512
Thanks for the bump, kind stranger!


If we do decide to do it on Halloween (though personally I'd rather do the day before), are you guys planning to dress up?
Dressing up as authors could be fun, and probably low effort. We'd inevitably get into a guessing game, and have one guy who dresses normal and pretends he's some very obscure author
Do you plan on bringing books? We could maybe all sign a copy of Ulysses, or Infinite Jest, or one of the Call books, or some other meme shit

can we do this for ottawa or montreal? have no friends

>>19291865
bring her along

NYC is such a shithole I couldn't imagine to drive down or take the train in. Could be fun though. I also don't drink at all.

>>19289364
Now this is a based anon I'd like to meet

>>19289760
I'm 25

Okay, so it seems from this thread so far and the last that many either don't drink, or just don't wanna go to the pub.
Would you guys rather meet in prospect or central park? Like I said, Ill be bringing drinks, so don't worry, you won't have to be sober

>>19289760
im 30

>>19288661
wont be around this weekend, but after that im chilling

>>19295096
Of the two I'd vote for Central Park but it might rain Saturday.

im 28

>>19288661
We can go to your mom's house.
HAHA!
Get it?

>>19288661
i will mug all of you

>>19295498
Nobody gets mugged in NYC anymore. That was a 70s thing, like disco.

>>19295507
You're retarded

>>19295527
'Mugging' is a racist construct.

>>19295541
good

>>19295527
No, you are. Your chances of getting mugged in NYC are about a tenth that of a smaller city like Birmingham, AL or Memphis.

>>19295209
>>19295096
They're both fine but I'm coming from a little out of town so it'd be easier for me to get to central park.

Okay, so we'll be doing Central Park instead.
My weather app is telling me that it shouldn't be raining in the evening over the weekend.
The only thing left now is to decide on wether we wanna do it Saturday, or Sunday

>>19295541
Why? white trash can mug you too. It just happens to be a statistical fact blacks do it more.

It’s too late anons. My flight’s tomorrow. It was a terribly tfw no gf trip but I caught some good music and saw some nice art and am now heading back home. Have fun.

>>19296642
Maybe next time anon
>>19296455
Saturday preferably

only sodomite damned live in NYC

>>19296455
>>19297720
Also where in Central Park?

>>19295096
Make it bryant and I could very well show up

>>19297831
The mall and literary walk? Saturday would be best.

>>19297900
Nice, how bout the Shakespeare statue on the walk, Saturday at 7?

On the one hand, a meetup sounds like it could be fun. On the other, I really don't want to deal with a bunch of trad LARPers irl.

even meeting outside I still can't help but feel put off by the fact that it's a huge area where I can't go inside basically anywhere, even if it's just to take a piss, because I don't have a stupid vax card

>>19288661
I really envy you northeastern anons organizing meetups it's a wasteland out here in SoCal.

Okay boys, Shakespeare statue, Saturday at 7, like >>19297967 said.
If you're coming, please reply to me, and tell me wether you want wine or beer, or if you're not drinking at all; so we get a general headcount, and I know what to bring and how much
Looking forward to seeing you all

>>19298509
I'll probably be there but doubt I'll be drinking.

>>19298509
Count me in. I'll have a beer or two as long as they're not poisoned.

Just got back from NEW YORK

get assaulted by homeless black people in NEW YORK

get hep C from homeless people in NEW YORK

get ticketed for listening to music in NEW YORK

cool art girl in new NEW YORK 40 50 60 dicks in her

girls taking dick professionally in NEW YORK

>>19299648
>get ticketed for listening to music
honestly pretty keyed.

Ill be the guy screaming the n word and yelling sneed. See you there

>>19289205
NO, but we do have an on site vaccination clinique. We are sponsered by the state btw for the rehabilitation of incels (RoI) Initiative.

>>19298727
>>19299561
>>19299674
Okay boys, looking forward to seeing the three of you. Hopefully we get a couple more people too

>>19298509
I'll try to show up, though I'm wary of consuming anything at a 4chan meetup ever since I saw those infamous /k/ brownies...

>>19300177
I mean, it's not like you can reseal a bottle

>>19298509
fuck it, why not? generally a bigger fan of wine, tho the jap beers are great. basically broke but i'd pitch in for sapporo. happy halloween & i'll see you soon niggers

>>19298509
>>19300143
I've been sober for three years. Are you guys just going to have a beer or two or actually get obnoxiously drunk?

also is it seven in the morning or seven in the evening?

>>19288661
What about we meet in Central Park at 7pm? We'll go to Tavern on the Green. Make sure to bring cash, they don't like credit cards. And dress up. If you have fine time pieces or jewelry, wear it for our group pics.

>>19295554
People are getting attacked all the time since around 2019, in 10 years it'll be an absolute pit. I was back in the Bronx last weekend and felt physically ill. Repulsive pit.

>>19300494
Ill be bringing like 2 sixpacks or a couple bottles of wine (leaning towards the beer right now just because carrying glasses/cups is a pain). I don't expect you guys to pay for that, and if we decide to get more drinks I guess we'll just split the bill. Don't worry about it
>>19300584
7 in the afternoon.
I don't think anyone plans on getting smashed, I just want a decent buzz. Alcohol stops being a good lubricant after a while.
Sorry if the drinking is gonna make you uncomfortable, but yeah, I don't think anyone is planning to go too heavy on the grog
>>19300615
Dis nigga planning to rob us n shiet
>>19300665
To be fair, the Bronx has always been, and will always be a ravenous shithole infested by crime, drugs, and the worst kind of minorities. Good African food though

>>19300678
>To be fair, the Bronx has always been, and will always be a ravenous shithole infested by crime, drugs, and the worst kind of minorities. Good African food though
Manhattan has become filthy though since the pandemic, I was back for the first time over the summer and it was disgusting.

>>19300584
Been sober for a year now, so not drinking either.

>>19300665
Then we'll go someplace safe: 3rd Ave and 149th st. We can meet right on the platform. There's plenty of good food joints on 149th. I even know a place that has the best Cuban sandwiches.

>>19300686
I don't get up to Manhattan too often, but it's never been that clean outside like the upper west side
>>19300722
Dude, it's one of the most public places in new york, in the early evening, when there'll be plenty of people. Not to mention the fact that it seems like there'll be around 6 of us.
Muggings and similar crimes generally happen after dark to people on their own

You're all gonna make fun of me for not being well-read, aren't you.

>>19300851
tfw I didn't start with the greeks

>>19300851
>he doesn't post enough on here to lie about shit he hasn't read
not a true /lit/izen

>>19288661
I can’t wait to Guenon-post irl

>>19300851
Yes, but only to distract from the fact that none of us read
>>19301097
Oh God...

>>19301097
Unequicovally based

Remind them of all the things Guenon, pbuh, refuted.

C-can you livestream it?

I'm a federal agent.

>>19301251
Post tits

Honestly, I live in the east village and i'd be curious to check this out. Have I reached the bottom that I am attending 4chan meetups?

>>19301329
they are great for networking and meeting new friends!

>>19301329
>living among new yorkers
>thinking 4chan users are any lower
Meet ups seem chill if you don't overthink it

>>19301329
Nah most anons don't realize that masks in NYC are 30% outdoor and 90%+ in door even among the vaccinated. I dont think people appreciate how desperate we are to meet sane people.

>>19301377
Maybe next time when its in downtown manhattan. Can't be arsed to go uptown.

Anyone want to do a Chicago meetup?

>>19301489
>chimpcongo

>>19301403
I'm coming from Brooklyn, you lazy bitch.

>>19301573
I didn’t ask to be born here

>>19301329
Living in the east village? Yeah I'd say that's hitting the bottom.

>>19301760
Why? This neighborhood is chill, I got everything I need. Even a local street vendor who provides me with books.

>>19292827
18 is the legal age for you know in the states

can /lit/cucks protect their women from niggers?

>>19301944
What happened?

>>19301329
Village niggas should be used to being bottoms
>>19301403
I'm coming up from south Brooklyn, you lazy fuck. There's a guy that said he's coming in from out of town. Not like you have to go to Staten, it's practically your backyard

>>19301773
No one seems to want that copy of Fountainhead, will it be you?

>>19300678
sapporobro agan: how many people are we thinking so far?

>>19303254
Might be anywhere between 5 and 10 from what it's looking like

>>19303123
Actually could we hold the meet-up in Staten. I don't live there but it would filter out the nerds.

>>19303509
But Staten island is... LE BAD!

>>19303263
maugham's "golden range" for parties. we begin under good auspicesSWNS

Does 7pm seem a little late to anyone else? It's getting dark around 6 nowadays, so we'll mainly be hanging out in the dark.

>>19303791
That's true. I still think it's gonna rain, too.

Ypu guys should go around in a group, then when you see an nogger, all point and laugh

I think we should meet at 4pm.

>>19303791
Probably a good thing
>>19303953
No

>>19303509
I don't wanna sit in a literal garbage heap
>>19303560
Most of Staten is le bad. There's parts that are pretty cool though
>>19303791
>>19303875
It's not really that late at all, and my weather app tells me that it won't be raining in the evening.
I guess we could push it up to 5 or 6 if everyone's okay with that
>>19303953
Based daydrinker

>>19304360
let's say 6; the park seems to be especially pretty in the later evening

>>19304360
>>19304601
Seconding six.

Seems like we're doing 6

>>19288661
I would rather die than set foot in New York

>>19298509
do you have any jager? if not ill go for wine

Yes please do it.

Can't wait for the Nexpo video:

>NUMBER FIFTEEEEN
>The last thing you want in your Literature gathering is getting murdered, but as it touurnss ouut that might bee whaaet yew geaaet

>>19305929
>t. New Jersey native

Okay boys, 6 in the evening, central park, Shakespeare statue. Ill be bringing some grog

>>19306013

Yall finna get robbed

>>19306023
I'm finna rob your mom bitch

>>19301032
Lol

>>19301489
I used to live in the North Shore. Now, I'm out of IL. I used to be sad, but now, I am glad. IL sucks so much. Best of luck.

>>19305981
Who's bringing the foot lettuce?

>>19306268
Chris Chan, I suppose.

I recall reading much of this thread excerpted in that book about the tragedy that occurred at the NYC meet-up. It's strange, looking back now, how nobody then could have predicted it, or even expect it.

>>19301679
Yes you did. Should have been better in your previous life.

>>19306017

>>19289315
Sounds like we need a place where you don't have to be faggcinated. Who has a big apartment.

>>19293708
He's really our only hope. Adams said he's going to continue with the covid hoax policies.

>>19306769
Adams also wants to kill all the kitties and puppies.

>>19303182
He recommended Ayn Rand to me. I politely declined.

why are there never any of these in the west coast

bump

>>19307199
Why?

well... how did it go? any pics?

Looks like it's gonna rain tomorrow, fellas.

>>19307896
We need a San Diego meet up.

>>19309981
Are there covered places to sit in Central Park? The gazebos and shit can think of down near the walk have open roofs.

>>19309981
damn

>>19309807
It's tomorrow
>>19309981
>>19310368
>>19310949
Checked my weather app just now, says that it'll almost definitely be raining in the morning, but it's supposed to stop around 12. We should be fine.
Worst case scenario, we'll just go somewhere from the park.
Tomorrow at 6 boys. Be there ot be square

I'm gonna be dropping the woo if that's cool

imagine ending up on a fed watchlist just because you wanted to talk about books with someone. it's a sick world.

>>19311864
Worth it.
>>19311664
Yeah for sure man - big support.

(not the host)

>>19311019
I'll be there

be careful abt public drinking, you can be areszted

>>19311664
Honestly no fucking idea what that means
>>19311909
Just because I'm setting it up doesn't mean I'm a host. I just wanted to go to a meetup, and I knew no one else would do it
>>19311914
Sick
>Picrel is a wild trash tumbleweed that rolled down the street past my window when the wind was blowing

stream it

i'll be the guy with 50 copies of Mein Kampf come say hello

>>19312008
People drink outside on the street in the park and on the subway everyday since the start of the pandemic no one gives a shit anymore

Holy shit i just moved here and ive bene wanting to go to one of the se but im almost sure i cant tomorrow
Are you guys going to any college here?

>>19309377
I have enough books to read and Rand does not seem that interesting after Stirner and Kropotkin.

>>19312883
Just come out - you'll forget college people. I work and I think most of us do too.
>>19312008
NYPD doesn't care about anything post COVID and BLM summer.

>>19299648
Greatest city in the world

>>19289398
>later that day

>>19314174
Ironically unironically

so the plan is just staying in the park or what?

>>19314906
We'll probably stick around the park for a bit, have a few drinks. Then it depends on what people want. I'd be more than down to get some pizza or something for dinner

>>19315067
Still says it won't be raining at 6 for me. I don't trust the weather jew anyway.
If it does start raining, we can just go to a cafe or something. It'll be fine

>>19315067
>4chan user miraculously sutruck by lightning during meetup

Shakespeare statue, central park, at 6.
Ill be the guy wearing a green sweater and a denim overcoat

>>19315644
black button-up & green chinos

C-can i join you, guys? B-but i am 5641 miles away

>>19315971
are you a quick walker? you've got 20m

Central Park. I'm by the black hot dog guy.

I'm wearing a Kaiji T-shirt with a Burberry denim jacket, Common Projects ripped jeans, and checkered vans. Waiting for contact.

don't forget to take pictures and post them

Why not a pizzeria somewhere?

located in sheep meadow.
loadout:

-pink beanie
-madoka magica hoodie
-milsurp camo pants
-combat boots

i'm 5'6. where are you central park guys

>>19316048
>be me
>walk thousand miles to meet the soulmates from boards.4channel literature section
>finally there
>approaching the statue of one of the greatest poets ever lived see a bunch of smart looking affable people
>happy.jpg
>after 20 minutes everybody is comfy and the atmosphere is getting more and more friendly
>most active guy proposes to get to know each other better by listing a few of the most beloved books and authors
>he is willing to start
>Lovecraft, Plato, Holy Bible, Camus, Erasmus of Rotterdam

>>19316075
shakespeare statue loafers, grey/black zipup hoodie,

>>19316057
which one? there're 2,000

>>19315644
>>19315701
I'll be there 630

>>19316075
>>19316057
lmao these are not real

>>19315644
you here?

How's it going? I'm probably gonna be a bit on the late side

>>19316063
Pizza is a dastardly plot by the Italians to poison Americans with carbs.

what happened? did you guys meet up

>>19317851
it was a total massacre... best not to talk about it really

>>19317879
????

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/08/26/books/writers-favorite-places-new-york.html

Alright fellas, how'd it go?

>>19318005
couldn't have been better

>>19318027
No one showed up, did they.

>>19318027
Good to hear. Any pics? Any spergs? I know no women were there.

>>19318032
>>19318040