/lit/ - Literature

>>19271216
“Yea nigga we pickin it up ri nah”

>>19271216
a nigga need sum grocereez so i got in da whip an took off cuh got my frozen waffles and chickin an shoved em in my pants since i aint payin shit on da dead homeez also fuck da poleez dead homies nigga

bruh I deadass yeet savage mixtape finna boutta fr bix nood head 2 dah muhfuggin sto' n pick up sum newpo's n a coupa fo tea ounces nah i'm sayin? fr fr

a nigga tell me 2 go grosery shop nd he be writing dem on a list doe fr i grabd my strap to cap dem opps if i evah see em but bih i neva pay for nun

>>19273092
why are they like this?

WARDINE BE CRY

>>19271216
on da set nigga i aint eva Been to the grocKery store no cKap fucK i look like doin a bitcKhes job blood on the hood cK till the ckasket drop nigga

>>19273101
Unironically, because they're subhuman beings. They're DNA partially belongs to a species different than our own.

AYE
we outta chiken n shit, get yo ass to da co'na'sto n get me som lottery tikets too namsayin
N-N-N-N n get me somadat shiiet, da uh, dat shiet you namsayin dat shit we be drankin the otha day, dat grabe soduh, yee-uh grab somdat.. fuck.

>>19273114
Lmfaooo I bet you live in Cali too, either that or you're in NY, namely the Bronx

>>19271216
I'm gonna invite that 20 year old nigger from the YA thread so that she can help us

>>19273118
bhilly, b

>>19273101
chu mean cuh? u be rayciss n shieet

stormfront is probably less racist than this board

>>19273133
blacks actually talk like this
Not racist to make fun of them for doing it

>>19273133
If you lived around them, then you would feel the same way. I wasn't raised like this but they certainly changed my mind.

>>19273134
they legit talk exactly like >>19273114
deadass

>>19273140
This, especially the stuttering on the word "and" kek

>>19273101
it finna dey culcha waysist

we wuz walking to the store. We axed the lady a question. we be bussin at the crib

>>19273144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8&

>>19273151
Imagine the smell under them pepperoni nipples.

>>19271216
-looks in fridge-
shiii a nigga ain't got no gotdamn thangs to eat, ya' feel me? shiii kno what I finna do? Finna hit the sto' or sum, on me. Nah dat shit sound fye tho, finna hop in the cou' right now no cap. Where ma muhfuckin keys Shanequera? I know they ain't in the bafroom nikka I nevuh but them in their on foenem. Shiii they in my pocket i'm strait buggin. Shiiii finna hop in the whip now. Dayum dis bitch go fast asl, on gang nigga 12 ain't gon pull ova a free yung black man for speedin now? Shii i prolly get shot by them crackas on me betta slow down.
Aight we at the sto now fuck was a gon get? The uhhhh the mufuckin uhhhh, shit i can't remembuh nih. Finna get some cheetos tho on me them shits bussin fuh real.

>>19273150
>axed
this one gets me. If anyone says this shit I immediately stop listening to any word they are saying.

sheeeit!

>>19273114
Aight nigga.

>>T.

>>19273136
kek try going to a Cleveland high school anon. I live in agony every fucking day. My focus has gone from me

I’m 18 fuck you jannies

>>19273092
Proof english is a shit tier language. Phonetic polyglot master race makes the most out of our colonized peoples.

>>19273151
It's insane that this is even considered worthy.

>>19273196
Lmfao I get you. I live in SoCal near Compton and LA so I know you're pain. Hang in there

>>19273134
not all blacks are niggers but all niggers are black

>>19273213
i wouldn't even say that 1/10 blacks aren't niggers

>>19273213
Fucking this. Most of them are niggers though

>>19273134
>>19273136
America is not the world, retarded mutts. Most black people do not talk like this, only the niggers infesting your shithole of a country.

>>19273248
They may not all talk like this, but the vast majority of them are detestable. It's funny that you refer to us as mutts when you're nothing but a nigger though.

UK version:
>blank, slightly annoyed expression
>*leans back and grabs brim of Cap then swing arms forward, loosely
*kisses teeth, in reaction to opening fridge*
"blud, we got no food senpai-
>*kisses teeth*
fuck sake, gonna 'ave to go shops, still! I'm feelin' sum more pee 'n ri', get summa dat hot sauce innit, yoo know which one senpai, can't be talkin' shit bout ma Jamaiiican hot sauce blud!
>later at store
>*rubs chin*
"dis one here senpai"
>*flails arm forward, wrist and hand loose, vaguely pointing at hot sauce on shelf*
"I'm tellin' yu senpai, dis one here is the wuuuuuun senpai, man's adding baaare flava to his chicken, dese white peepall dun'o whats up, with dere dry ass nasty food blud chhheeeeeeaaaassss!"
>starts dancing in the aisle

meat is way too expensive and im the only white person here

>>19273248
that is BULLSHIT. british blacks speak with the same level of ebonics as american blacks.

>>19273166
I do that for 90% of black people and I'm not even trying to be an edgy racist. I'm luckily in STEM so I never deal with black guys ever and live in a neighborhood that is 90% white and 10% asian

sheeit i sent that bitch to the store an hour ago, where the fuck she at

>>19271216
nigga really out here seein my damn ribs and shit ole anne frank headass aint a hoe ever try an fuck on a beanpole ass nigga. fuck man i got get right and eat sumn. cuppbud look dusty as hell fuck i been on last two weeks goddamn i hit that rock too much. devil got me by my dick but im still holdin shit down nigga bulletproof like robocop or sum 50 cemt shit on my momma im not like these other niggas.
publix stay dumb crowded the fuck these people doin here? whole hood gettin gentrified an shit. jus last week someone hit the door. block is hot rn i grab the strap and drop the chain on the door. this pasty mf out there with a bouqet like a nigga lost his son at war im not playin talm bout wanted to meet the neighbors. nigga, your neighbors are fuckin twins--death and despair--get the fuck on with your colonizer bitchass.
fuck this shit, im finna get popeyes

>>19273420
Niggers would unironically find this enlightening

>>19273476
>this nigga spittin
NY Times Bestseller description

>>19271216
I stepped upon tha automatic doors wiyth restraynt, mammy these aint gon hit me ah dey? “Naw sweet chile,” she smile with her few black teeths. she grabba my hand. "come now chile, daddy wantch uses back by six." "yusss mam." i fullow her. tha cart mammy grabs haves a rickity wheel, and i is too big too sit in the front now. buh mammy lets me picks out a candy on account of me getting all my a's. theys is blue candy and red candy and colors i aint even learnt yet! mammy say dat ones porple. she say hurry up and choose! or else i get nones!

>>19273092
Niggas be da masterrace. Dey don’t give af bout outdated n’ retarded English spellings

>>19273092
>ska-bedie

ay yo im finna snatch some skittles and arizona iced tea bruh hope da fi-oh pigs dont fw me

So I's be goin to the grosry sto', y'know how it is, gots to get some bread n cheese n some Pinochet Noir cuz da hoe be comin ova and she been trippin about Europe or sum fo a minute, cryin n shit talmbout "ooohh you never be takin me nowhere, I wanna see the Eiffel Tower and the shom delysier but youse a broke ass nigga, everybody know it, yo homies know it, everybody fuckin know, fuck you nigga don't call me no mo". But the pussy good right? So I can't let that shi slide, so I call her I says I says "come ova to da crib, I'll make some exotic type like french food cuz you be sayin "oh dat nigga don't care" but see I do care bitch, you my bottom hoe, bitch, you ma ride-n-die yafeel?" And then she start really trippin, talmbout "ah DaMetrius I knew you care I knew, all the girls been like "forget that nigga he ain't shit, he ain't even buy you no shit, where dat nigga gon get the cash fo a trip to Paris, ain't nowhere no fuckin where that's where" but I knew dey wrong, they just jealous cuz dey ain't got no man like you is". So now the bitch comin ova, and I gots to wine an dine her fat ass, but I ain't trippin cuz, she gon get dat 3$ wine from a carton shit and some cheeze-whiz yafeelme? and den Imma show her da Eiffel tower and she gon b stare n suck on dat nigga aaaallll night long. Dumb ass bitch, callin me broke like I ain't shit. We gon see who broke, ya back broke that's what, n then your bank account from bein single mother gon break you too shiiieet. Bitch just ruined her life and the life of a lil nigga just cuz she think she all that that she deserve to go to fuckin France. Man, imma nut so fuckin hard in her, it ain't even funny

>>19274273
>spellings
standardized spelling is surprisingly young, and it had to be actively introduced into the public, around ca.1800, because
>>19273200
is correct. Fuck english