/lit/ - Literature

>>19237107
this chicks color palate creeps me out. Like a some Victorian doll in my grandmas house.

>>19237107
Ask her if you can have some oats

I'm an artist and build little LED cards with my Instagram printed on them. I keep a few in my pocket, strike up conversation then give them one. Works for me

>>19237107
Wasn't this the girl that became a dyke?

— HELLO; SURELY, YOU KNOW THAT «GYM» IS AN ABBREVIATION FOR: «GYMNASIVM», BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT: «GYMNASIVM», FROM THE GREEK TERM: «GYMNASION», MEANS: «NUDERY»? IF THIS IS A TRUE GYMNASIVM WE SHOULD PRIVE OURSELVES FROM OUR CLOTHES; YOU START.

>>19237165
smooth as fuck

>>19237107
ayo whatz u doin as u can see im a nigga u knowz what it meanz rite it meanz i do be havin them big ass cock wanna do sum fucking hoe

>>19237165
BASADO

>>19237165
"Hello" was a word developed for use over the telephonical communication device and is not suitable for interactions with other present humans.

>>19238263


ANGLOIDAL ERRONEOUS NOTION.

«HELLO»: FROM THE GREEK: «OULÉ», FROM: «HOLOS» («WHOLE», «HEALTHY»); FROM THIS DERIVE: THE LATIN «SALVE»; THE SPANISH «HOLA»; THE GERMAN «HEIL», «HALLO»; THE HAWAIIAN «ALOHA», ET CETERA.

>>19239312
Pedo

>>19237165
Yes...

>>19239340
Thank him for correcting you, barbarian.

>>19237149
She believed anything she was told by her friend. She believed she was autistic as well.

>>19239321
Thank him for correcting you, barbarian.

>>19237130
>>19237132
>>19237165
>>19238194
Ok so I didn't say any of this but we're still going to hang out tomorrow. Idk what to do I've never gotten this far.

>>19237107
If she's not pursuing you already, there's nothing you can do that will change that. And every effort to pursuit women these days of hypersocialization is in vain.

>>19237107
I would very much like a lick of pit

>>19237165
Good post my "hispanic" friend

>>19237165

>>19237107
given the opportunity i'd gladly chuck a roundhouse at your skull

>>19237107
You can't just quote some novel out of the blue and make it look smoothe unless you're HOT. How long have you been in the gym? Better have been a few years at least if you're going to pull a move like that.
>>19237149
>>19239364
Can anyone tell me what became of her? I have a giant crush on Aggie.

Tell her you want her to wear a black bowler hat, and watch her make doodoo. If she likes Kundera, she'll go crazy for you.

>>19239419
lol

>>19239376

Oh shit, this wasn't in any of my books. Someone help this guy out senpai.

>>19241627
She grew up. I hear a friend of hers died and she got really upset, cut her hair, took on a bizarre punky look and went to college, concentrating on that gave up the internet crowd.

>>19237132
>build little LED cards with my Instagram printed on them
what in the fuck did you mean by this?
a business card? a LED? what?
someone help a nigga out I'm lost down here, this dude got me tripping big time.
google doesn't help

>>19241841
Should I suggest going out to dinner if we're just gonna "hang out" (in quotations because she may or may not think of me as a friend, whereas I'd like to see her as my potential wife)

>>19242082
Take her some place stupid but entertaining first. For example bowling park beach/pool etc and THEN ask her if she's hungry.

>>19242140
Good idea, but I don't have a car and I don't know how the bus system here works. Are there any authors I could read to understand the bus system? Dostoevsky, maybe?

>>19242156
you could just read a bus system guide

>>19239376
What did you say. You gotta give us a lead, mate. Otherwise we can't help you

>>19242451
I went into an autism trance and said things automatically without thinking and now I forgot all of it
When I did try to think of things to say it took too long and I looked retarded because I was just going "uhhhhhhhh" so she changed the subject
Should I suggest going out to dinner? That sounds more like a "date" thing than a "hang out" thing

>>19237107
Ask her if she wants to be the Nora to your James Joyce.

>>19239312
>THE HAWAIIAN «ALOHA»
How?

>>19237165
rare good post from cumgenius

>>19242888
>>19242652
Do you jerk off before a date yes or no

>>19242832


PER SPANISH.

>>19242469
Unless you're old and/or rich, dinner for a first date is way too formal and may come across as desperate, like you're investing a lot in meeting someone you barely know. Something casual and fun like ice skating is perfect, you can get to know each other for a few hours and then if it goes well you can commit to a more serious date the next time round

>>19243333
Definitely no, you will not feel as in tune with your natural male virility and passion, she will probably sense this too. Unless you're literally going to jizz yourself or have an embarrassing erection then I don't see why you'd want to

>>19243333
No. I find that jerking off before a date and going to the gym does take away some of the excitement away from the activity. It definitely affects my mental clarity: I don't feel compelled to perform or to achieve anything.
Are you anxious about premature ejaculation, anon?

>>19243362
>and may come across as desperate, like you're investing a lot in meeting someone you barely know
This kinda worries me, but it's too late now
Maybe I'll find consolation in knowing she's been slinking about me for a while and was also the first one to introduce themselves

>>19241692
What's so funny