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Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:17:43 2011 No.1922562 [Reply] [Original]

>look behind you
>see this
>what do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:20:43 2011 No.1922576 > Ask what she is reading > If I have read it express my opinion on why it is shit > Convince her to have sex with me > Get her pregnant > Move to Paris > Happiest man that ever walked the face of the planet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:21:43 2011 No.1922581 buy her a paperback edition and a hearty meal so she doesn't look like a romantic photograph

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:22:43 2011 No.1922584 Probably nothing then go home an fap furiously

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:23:43 2011 No.1922585 >>1922581 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:25:43 2011 No.1922589 File: 45 KB, 656x600, 1304581868993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Die zombie!

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:26:43 2011 No.1922592

I understand where teenage girls who like to make collages are coming from when they develop a fixation on Audrey Hepburn, but it's just weird when some 20-year-old internet nerd grublord does it. Shouldn't you be watching gonzo porn or downloading manga about girls with dicks for tongues or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:29:43 2011 No.1922597 File: 927 KB, 2600x1746, 1296347288978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1922592 Shouldn't you be using logic instead of making baseless assumptions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 12 22:56:43 2011 No.1922669 >>1922576 damn, that is pro. I was just going to post step one. I guess I need to move past openers already.

Anonymous Tue Jul 12 23:06:43 2011 No.1922693

Think in my mind: "ew hate that type".

Then proceed to pause from whatever I'm doing in intervals to let her catch me staring. Then watch on in amusement as she fixes her hair or positions herself in stances so I can have a better look.

If she is reading something wicked, I may be tempted to take it a step further, if not, I'd tease her for the duration I'm there.

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Wed Jul 13 00:54:43 2011 No.1922892 File: 108 KB, 483x700, 1292871733994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get her to order a pizza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:57:43 2011 No.1922901 Take her home in a bag to meet mother!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 00:57:43 2011 No.1922903 Ask her if she wants to borrow my kindle.Then, politely ask if she wants to be sepia filtered or fully colored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:01:43 2011 No.1922914 WHEN DID I GO COLOURBLIND???????????

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Wed Jul 13 01:05:43 2011 No.1922927 File: 81 KB, 889x900, 1285560065111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1922914 Thank you. I was about to say that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 01:07:43 2011 No.1922931 Tell myself that she isn't really waiting, just waiting to be approached by a guy. Tell myself she wants a hot douchebag Watch a hot douchebag approach her and leave with her Go home and cry and fap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:09:43 2011 No.1923689 Wow, she's reading the screenplay for a movie she's gonna be in. Hot!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:14:43 2011 No.1923699 Wake up before I have the chance to rape her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:24:43 2011 No.1923720 Catch it before it disappears.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:29:43 2011 No.1923730

Wonder why the book she's reading seems to waste so much goddamn space on the paper and why they would make the book so needlessly large if they were going to waste space anyway and then I would reflect angrily on how in American consumerism bigger things become appealing simply on the virtue of bigness even when it clearly serves no functional purpose that a smaller version could not have filled just as adequately

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:30:43 2011 No.1923733 >>1922592 >interest is beautiful women is wierd >go consume vile, debased porn instead wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:35:43 2011 No.1923740 >>1923730 >bigger things become appealing simply on the virtue of bigness even when it clearly serves no functional purpose that a smaller version could not have filled just as adequately It's often the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:44:43 2011 No.1923756 >>1923730 Perhaps she's just very, very small.

>>	sandwiches Wed Jul 13 11:45:43 2011 No.1923757 > you are now aware that Audrey Hepburn attempted suicide twice > she was a saint (;____________________;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:49:43 2011 No.1923762 Say something witty like Hoi, nederslet, wil je m'n pik even zuigen? Ik heb wel zin in je reet te neuken trouwens. Ik hou van Nederlandse teefjes, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:57:43 2011 No.1923780 >>1923762 Why would you speak to her in German?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:58:43 2011 No.1923782 >>1923780 uh i think that's not german...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:01:43 2011 No.1923788 >>1923780 >Ik hou van Nederlandse teefjes >Nederlandse DUR HURR GERMAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:01:43 2011 No.1923790 >>1923782 ok, troll.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:04:43 2011 No.1923794 >>1923790 it's dutch, peasant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:06:43 2011 No.1923799 File: 41 KB, 204x300, clog_cunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1923794 Pic related. It's a dutch peasant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:15:43 2011 No.1923813 File: 57 KB, 380x926, dutch_peasant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1923799 They don't all look like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:25:43 2011 No.1923831 File: 236 KB, 677x1024, hepburn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1923813 Indeed. Some of them look like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:34:43 2011 No.1923838 Panic as I'm currently resting against a wall

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:47:43 2011 No.1923857 gb2tv archduke

>>	The Archduke of Hepburnia !!OdzWmCwYe+Q Wed Jul 13 19:40:43 2011 No.1924686 >>1923857 ...but I only just got here.

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