/lit/ - Literature

>always tell myself I should go somewhere and read just for the sake of getting out of the house and focusing on things other than 4chan
>another summer is gone and I spent it mostly browsing 4chan

Be sure to bring a whole KFC bucket to share with the homeless guys

>>19212828
I reccommend jelly beans and rice tacs instead. I hate having dirty fingers when I'm eating out, as then I either need to bring alcohol pads or use the public bathroom. Gross

>>19212865
Why did you need your tripcode for this post?

>>19212828
It's okay, bring the chicken wings to the library tomorrow. You can use your book's pages as napkins.

>>19212878
Ok, I just realized you said Kindle. That's even better. You don't even have to wipe your fingers! Kindle will feel much, much better when you swipe it with your dirty, saucy finger

>>19212873
So I could find me in the thread.
Wait for it. This thing’ll reach triple digits in a few minutes

>>19212828
How fat are you?

Be sure to wipe your greasy fat fingers all over the clean white pages of whichever unfortunate book you're reading that day.

>>19212884
Retard

>>19212870
>I either need to bring alcohol pads
I'm going to bring wet wipes and napkins, I can just put them in the wing box when I'm done.

>>19212931
Its just an excuse, the reality is much worst

>>19212931
Its just an excuse, the reality is much worse

>>19212870
You could bring alcohol tampons and get shitfaced.

>>19212828
This truly is not appropriate. This sort of thing is what gets a food and drink policy put in place. Don't do it.

>>19212828
I miss my library, I haven’t gone there since COVID began :(

what kind of shit tier libraries are you people going to? my library concession stand sells the best hot wings in the city

>>19213180
>my reality is much worse
Of course. Edgy teenagers opinions of others always are

>>19213202
nothing spells edgy like pointing out obscene, in your face narcissism. being a tripfag on /lit/ especially is just fucking pathetic

>>19212884
Let me get theis straight.. you don your tripcode, often and avatarfag, and post actual racy pictures of yourself for your fans..because it makes it easier to find your posts in a busy thread??? im not sure that entirely makes sense

>>19213199
>my library concession stand
You have a library concession stand?

>>19213243
that’s a man

>>19213301
Its pretty obvious given just how much time """"she""" spends trying to make sure everyone knows she is some kind of epic quirky lesbian, like, he literally cannot make one post without driving this point home

>>19213273
Of course? doesn't yours? Books just dont go down the same with out a gin and tonic and a basket of succulent crab legs imo

>>19213433

Chicken wings is too much anon. And leaving your used “Wet Wipes” to marinate in a box full of bones and soggy pieces of meat all as you stain the book with your greasy fingers (you’re American so I’m assuming you can’t into basic hygiene) is such a revolting image I’m starting to think this thread is bait. Imagine the smell. Rubbing alcohol, deep fried skin, must, and loneliness.

>>19213451
Ignore this sad faggot, OP. Just remember to bring a drink and actually dispose of your trash and wash your hands when you’re done. Chicken wings are based.

>>19213451
>>19213471
samefag

>>19213446
oops, wrong pic

>>19212863
Do it anon. Reading has been my excuse for going out the past couple months. I make a loop, starting with the diner, then the cafe, afterwards various park benches and parks, ending at the bar. I do it every Saturday and Sunday. I’ve become a regular at said establishments and have made some nice connections, not to mention there’s occasionally a cute girl who takes interest in what I’m reading. It breathes a certain spontaneous vigor into your reading, highly recommended

>>19213486
sounds like just what I need. I wonder if its even possible here with all the covid bs.

>>19213550
I’m in a smallish southern town, covid is nonexistent here. Nevertheless don’t let that deter you. Being miserable is effortless and cozy in a way but never leads anywhere worthwhile and your soul will rot away in isolation. Take in the sun, watch the people pass by, get a beer or cup of coffee, learn to appreciate life anon, it goes by fast and you’ll regret wasting your youth mindlessly posting on 4chan

>>19212828
OP do NOT

can't shit in the library anymore without a mask on because of the covid tyranny

>>19213994
How on earth are they going to enforce that if you're in a bathroom stall you goof?

>>19213486
Based going-outside reader