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THIS BOOKWORM DEVOURS ALL LITERATURE, WATCH OUT FOR HIM. BUT FROM TIME TO TIME HE EATS HORRIBLE FICTION, AND IT MAKES HIM VERY VERY SICK.

THIS BOOKWORM IS DISAPPOINTED WITH THE STATE OF /LIT/.

HE HAS LISTENED TO YOUR CLAIMS THAT SHIT LIKE ADWD AND SNOW CRASH WERE AMAZING WORKS OF FICTION.

NOW HE IS GOING TO GET REVENGE, AND DIGEST SOMETHING MORE MEATY. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.1921278
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SEE THAT PICTURES?

THAT'S BOOKWORM SAVOURING THE TASTE OF YOU AND YOUR SHITTY TASTE IN LITERATURE, IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL IT THAT. YOU WILL SOON BECOME A PRODUCT OF THE FILTH YOU READ, AS HIS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN BOTH YOU AND THE SHIT YOU READ, RESULTING IN YOU PLOPPING OUT OF HIS ANAL CAVITIES OR EQUIVALENTS WITH SUCH A STENCH THAT OCCURS WHENEVER YOU RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT YOU READ

>> No.1921280
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UNFORTUNATELY BOOKWORMS DON'T LIVE VERY LONG THESE DAYS, WITH ALL THE SHIT THEY ARE FORCED TO CONSUME

HOWEVER, THE CYCLE MUST ALWAYS CONTINUE AS LONG AS THERE IS BOOKS FOR BOOKWORMS TO DEVOUR, AND MANY CUTE BABY BOOKWORMS ARE THERE TO REPLACE THE FALLEN.

>> No.1921282
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ONE DAY THE BOOKWORM KING SHALL ARISE AGAIN AND VANQUISH ALL THAT IS BAD IN BOOKS.

IT WILL BE AN AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT THAT MAN HAS NEVER BORE WITNESS TO.

>> No.1921285

UNFORTUNATELY NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE BOOKWORM AND WOULD RATHER HE STOPPED POSTING ON THIS SHITTY THREAD

>> No.1921291
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AND WITH THAT, /LIT/ WILL BE A BLISSFUL PLACE TO VISIT FOR ALL

THE END...


OR IS IT?!?

>> No.1921297
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REMEMBER, BOOKWORM IS THERE FOR ALL OF US, PROTECTING THOSE UNABLE TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES FROM THE HORDES OF EVIL INFLUENCING THEIR FEEBLE MINDS.

>> No.1921301

>>1921282

THAT SHOULD BE BORNE WITNESS TO. THIS BOOKWORM ISN'T VERY WELL EDUCATED.

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>>1921301
ONLY FURTHER PROOF OF THE INFLUENCE OF CRAP FICTION ON HIS POOR POOR SOUL

JUST LOOK AT HIS SUFFERING. OH LORD HAVE MERCY!

>> No.1921310

i like the baby bookworms

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>>1921275
Wait...slow the fuck down. You don't like Snow Crash?

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EVEN WHEN HE HASN'T RECOVERED FROM HIS BURNS HE IS ALREADY HELPING THE GOOD PEOPLE OF /LIT/

THIS MESSENGER OF THE BOOKWORM NOW MUST SLEEP.

I JUST PRAY THAT THE MESSAGE OF BOOKWORM CAN BE CONTINUED BY THE NEXT CHAMPION. IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF YOU.

BOOKWORM
BOOK
WORM

GOD SPEED

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>this thread
you're a fucking embarrassment.

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