/lit/ - Literature

I’m a girl by the way.

>>19196186
Delete dis.

>>19196186
If you need to add all of these things for the coffee to be something you would want to drink, why are you drinking it in the first place?

>>19196319
>>19196389
Let this guy enjoy his tasty fappe and Lolita in peace

>plastic straw
that's a big yikes sweaty

>>19196389
It’s not about the coffee, it’s not about actually reading Lolita. It’s about conveying an image. An image of a suave, sophisticated individual for their Instagram followers and fellow coffee shop patrons.

>>19196399
The image of a pseud*

>>19196186
>Double freddo Espresso
>Cigarettes
Today is a no read day

>>19196186
THis nigga drinking fap lmao

>>19196186
Mmm good idea. I will be going to the cafe to read today.

>>19196416
Okay what time I’ll meet you there

>>19196186
I got a girl taking pictures of me reading at the cafe once, she didn't try to talk to me or anything though, also it was a Nietzsche book so I'm not very sure about the intentions behind her actions

>>19196484
She’s uploading them to a feminist forum to laugh at you for being a stereotypical virgin loser who reads Nietzsche

>>19196484
>"This incel is reading Nietzsche so he's probably a rapist. I have to leave the Starbucks because I feel threatened by his presence. #killallmen #vagina"

>>19196186
>>tasty fappe
Made me audibly kek.

>>19196186
You need a spray of your favorite leather/musky cologne to complete this.