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>tell girl I like her blouse
>she says it’s not a blouse it’s a shirt
>guy next to me says I like your shirt
>she blushes and they start talking

>> No.19188058

>>19188050
How tall are you and what is your race?

>> No.19188061

>>19188050
It wasn't meant to be.

>> No.19188064
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>>19188050
Such cases fren... I am too a subhuman.

>> No.19188066

>>19188050
That's sad, anon. Hopefully you'll find someone who genuinely loves you.

>> No.19188067
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stupid dumb bitch

>> No.19188071

>>19188058
192cm / French

>> No.19188077
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>>19188071
>French
I thought girls like brown guys

>> No.19188080

>literature
/r9k/ fags need to hang

>> No.19188085

>>19188058
gotta stop with the tall shit. i'm 6'2 and my crush is dating a manlet. towering over everyone is not what you retarded incels think it's like.

>> No.19188086

>>19188077
They don't like autists, that's for sure.

>> No.19188089

>>19188085
you must be a non-white then

>> No.19188091

>>19188085
>my crush is dating a manlet
same. only he's fit and I'm not. but I'm taller.

>> No.19188095

>>19188050
You're a good wingman

>> No.19188098

>>19188089
that's the thing. i AM white.
>>19188091
sorry to hear that, anon.

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>>19188095

>> No.19188116
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>>19188050
>get on the bus
>whole bus is empty
>this random thot comes and sits literally next to me
>avoid eye contact and giggle to myself while reading ebin 4chan posts
>after 20 minutes I get down from the bus
Stupid wench just want to make fun of me, I know it. Silly cunts, I'm too smart to be entraped.

>> No.19188130

>>19188095
Kek

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>>19188050
>>tell girl I like her blouse
>>she says it’s not a blouse it’s a shirt
>>guy next to me says I like your shirt
>>she blushes and they start talking

Your post amounts to a very nice, short poem. The details, the order in which you present the details, and the pacing, are well done and effective. Write a book of poems like this. You may be on to something.

>> No.19188141

>>19188050
Based wingman