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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.19136625

>>19136596
Joyce is very far from being the most deviant.

>> No.19136631
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19136631

>>19136596

>> No.19136639

>>19136625
Yeah, that's why I'm asking the question.

>> No.19136981

Imagine the smell.

>> No.19136983

>>19136631
How was Mishima depraved apart from being gay?

>> No.19137013
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19137013

>>19136631
My sides

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19137019

>>19136983

>> No.19137059

>>19137019
ridiculously based

>> No.19137110

>>19137019
Young faggot boytoys are of course the most reliable and least prone to exaggeration people around.

>> No.19137122

>>19137110
>t. your honor this boy is just confused about what happened

>> No.19137127

>>19137019
What a massive faggot

>> No.19137129

>>19137019
>after three dates of role-play and no sex, he dropped the author
filtered

>> No.19137157
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>>19137019
Holy fucking KEK

>> No.19137171

>>19137129
kek

>> No.19137237

>>19137019
>hands-free suicide cum
whoa. so. fucking. TRAD

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19137355

>>19136596
The best thing Joyce ever wrote.

>> No.19137374

>>19137355
:|

>> No.19137391

>>19137355
Why would they publish this. Not only is it obscene but I also find it hard to imagine that Joyce would want the world seeing his most intimate private thoughts.

>> No.19137418

>>19137391
Ah I read why would *he* publish this.
Basically when you are famous enough your life becomes public property.

>> No.19137422

>>19137391
there's a reason Pynchon is so reclusive and makes a conscious effort to insure nothing about his personal life gets out into the public

>> No.19137712

>>19137422
Pynchon seems like his personal life is boring anyway. I wonder if he's actually a """recluse""" as much as doesn't like getting his picture taken by random douchebags.

>> No.19137734

>>19137019
What an AutoChad

>> No.19137815

>>19137712
I thought there were conspiracy theories about him being a secret glowie or somthing.

>> No.19138169

>>19137355
https://youtu.be/PVNDNanLOAs?t=489
checked and correct.

>> No.19138186

>>19137019
Do you think he came when he committed seppuku for real

>> No.19138244

>>19138186
it's something i've thought about when recently watching ALIFC

>> No.19138276

>>19138186
It would be really painful

>> No.19138326

>>19137355
Well id rather be bold as joyce rather than
>Uh can i lick your tits please
>Uh, can you please lift your back a little bit
>Im sorry i already came

How i cultivate this spontaneous lewd language on bed?

>> No.19138495

>>19136596
De Sade probably

>> No.19138499

>>19137019
BASED HOMOSEXUAL PERSON

>> No.19138508

>>19137734
kek

>> No.19138642

>>19138495
No one will ever come close to De Sade

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19138646

>>19137019
based

>> No.19138673

Take your pick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:French_novelists

>> No.19138939

>>19137391
>Why would they publish this. Not only is it obscene but I also find it hard to imagine that Joyce would want the world seeing his most intimate private thoughts.
Joyce wanted to troll people through his intellect and this allowed him to troll people through his love letters.
>Who pooped in the bed
>I did, because it's funny

>> No.19140116

Bataille's up there

>> No.19140447

>>19138276
FOR HIM

>> No.19140989

>>19136596
"""People'"" like you should be killed on sight.

>> No.19141030

>>19140116
came here to post this was he a homo or nah?

>> No.19141352

>>19141030
As far as I know he wasn't