/lit/ - Literature

> not reading Virginia Woolf
Good job dude!

> reading pride and prejudice
> "this is really good"
> realize jane austen
> nope.jpg

>>1913202
>reading Pride and Prejudice, unabridged
>words words words, but nothing noteworthy happens
>can't get past page 50
>fuck this shit

>>1913230
> quits book if explosions aren't described in the first few pages
Are you michael bay?

KEEP IT UP GUYS!

I AM PROUD OF YOU

MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T AFRAID TO VOICE THESE OPINIONS TO THOSE LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS, ESPECIALLY THE FEMALES. IT REALLY PISSES THEM OFF

> hmm this book seems nice
> " I would of done that"
> STOPPED READING THERE

>2011
>not reading MEgan Boyle

>>1913236

>2011
>marrying a whore

I don't get it. Why is /lit/ so afraid of women?

Is this board full of homos or something?

>>1913245
Nah, they just read because of their own sexual frustrations.

>>1913245

yes

>>1913247
I DO IT FOR THE TROLL.

>>1913245
No, is it full of dumbasses.
In other boards, it's common to see guys "greentexting" and posting only with an image. In here, it's just a sign some kid accidentally visited the board and wants to "troll" us.

>>1913233

Yes. Yes, I am.

>>1913245

>I am recognizing that with a few notable exceptions, men write better novels than women
>HURR DURR I'M TAO LIN BOYLE LIT HATES WOMEN

>>1913233

Seriously, though, I kept falling asleep, had to backtrack to the last thing I remembered, and never advanced past page 50.

>>1913278
what are your favorite books?

>>1913283

Lessee. I generally like Pratchett, David Weber, Sapkowski, Jim Butcher, Garth Nix, Alan Dean Foster and Zelazny. Stuff like that. I don't really have any specific favourites, except perhaps Small Gods.

>>1913306
> sci-fi and fantasy
There it goes, the explanation. Though I have to give you props for most of the authors in there. It's just that drama is a different cup of tea.

>>1913272
It's not what OP said though.

>>1913266
>only kids use greentext and post with an image.

>>1913313
Mentally and/or physically.

Sylvia Plath

>>1913245
>afraid of women
get a dictionary and search "afraid" on it, because you obviously don't know what it means

>>1913247
Sexual frustrations is just another way of saying "woman"

>>1913266
So you feel superior for not using images and greentext? thats fabulous, I am proud

why do women always try to make someone a virgin/loser when they bash women? lol feminism

>>1913309

Yeah, I know it's another cup of tea, but I try to branch out in my tastes - try new things. P&P is one of the few books where I couldn't get through the first few chapters. Even Twilight was more readable.

>>1913329
> So you feel superior for not using images and greentext? thats fabulous, I am proud
No, because I still use greentext. For quoting. I also use images when it's relevant to my post.

Just posting reaction images and "implications" and "my face when" is imbecilic conversation. Which is okay in other places, but this is supposed to be the literature board.

>>1913326

Hey, hey!

This isn't a dead and terrible poet thread!

>>1913326
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omg, she's like eavan boland.... only worse.