/lit/ - Literature

Ignored thread for jezebel posting.

>>19077339
>Samuel Beckett
Do you think you accomplished what you wanted to accomplish with your poetry and its relation to the themes you were working on within your plays and novels?

>Eugene O'Neill
Do you need a hug, buddy?

>A.S Byatt
How were you able to capture both Robert Browning's and Alfred, Lord Tennyson's poetics so seamlessly?

>>19077339
>Dostoevsky
what lead you furthest from god?
>Neekachu
when do you feel most threatened?
>Stephen Hawker
do you believe in god/a god/a higher power?

>>19077339
>Google image search result: Tight
nice

>>19077339
god i love men. I want his ass on my face

Wow pretty baby can I have your phone number you are so beautiful I want to love you. Please I love you more than you can ever no pretty love pls love me I want you you have me please my love.

>Aristotel:
Just what exactly have you thought Alexander?
>Vergil:
Can I have an autograph?
>Goethe:
What was your drug of choice?

I'd explain Christianity to Aristotle and ask him what he thinks about. He'd probably be some church father if born a bit later.

I'd probably just ask Pynchon why he's so reclusive. I deeply admire him both as a writer as an enigma of a man. Through his writing I feel a deep kinship with him, as a fellow recluse. I think his answer to this one question would fill in the blanks.

I'd ask Faulkner if he wanted to grab a drink, and Nabokov if he was a pedo.

>>19078957
>he'd probably be a product of his environment if born later
Well la-dee-da.

>>19079065
Well, yes, comparing his metaphysics to scholastics after him.

>>19079003
He's not actually that reclusive. He just avoids the journalists, which is understandable.

>>19079072
I really do wonder what him and Plato would think about a bunch of men centuries after their deaths retroactively using their philosophy for a groundbreaking new religion. At least, according to Christian theology he eventually did find out when Christ descended into Hell.

>>19077339
>Dosto
question about plot of The Brothers Karamazov's continuation
>Hugo
are you fucking serious, that napoleon stuff in Les Miserables is horrible
>Bułhakow
how is dialog between christ and pontius relevant to the rest of Master and Margarite plot

>>19077339
Ethnicity of this chick? Love her skin colour.

I just want to ask Shakespeare how he did it. I might also be interested to talk to Milton and Goethe.

>Hesse
Are you alright man?

>>19077339
Unless she is super tiny, this is too skinny for me. Just 5~10 pounds more, ideally in muscles.
Dress is okay, but with her look black would look better on her.
Lovely hair and face tho.

>>19077339
> Homer
Are you, like real

>Elena Ferrante
What's your name?

>Pynchon
Who did 9/11?

>>19077339
>Schopie
Why didn't you kys? What was stopping you?

>Nabokov
What was your real motivation behind writing Lolita?

>Lewis Carroll
Alice in Wonderland. What was the heckin point of it all?

>>19077339
Dollar store Ariana Grande looking mighty fine.
Something tells me she's Brazilian...

>>19077339
I'd hug Doszto, I don't need the other 2

>>19077339
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this fluid druid?
Who is this pecker wrecker?
Who is this cum drum?
Who is this penus Venus?
Who is this scrotum totem?
Who is this prostate magistrate?
Who is this phallus palace?
Who is this ream dream?
Who is this jizzum schism?
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Who is this cum nun?
Who is this erection confection?
Who is this schmuck truck?
Who is this wank tank?
Who is this masturbation proclamation?
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Who is this juice masseuse?
Who is this ayatollah of cock n rolla?
Who is this seed stampede?
Who is this sperm wyrm?
Who is this ayotallah of Cock-swalla?
Who is this foreskin muncher?
Who is this Genital reseptical?
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Who is this ballsack cossack?
Who is this willy filly?
Who is this ocean dock for black cock?
Who is this prostate curate?
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Who is this penis machinist?
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Who is this longshore whore?
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Who is this shaft craft?
Who is this girther birther?
Who is the urethra Aretha?
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Who is this fallopian dystopian?
Who is this schlong song?
Who is the this homo erectus perfectus?
Who is this politician of spunk submission?
Who is this red rocket socket?
Who is this precum begum?
Who is this ejaculate immaculate?
Who is this man-goo pikachu?
Who is this wiener beaner?
Who is this King Kong of dong?
Who is this cum sock of redrock?
Who is this erect prefect?
Who is this peen queen?
Who is this cock-teaser Caesar?
Who is this bukkake jockey?
Who is this Robin Hood of stroking wood?
Who is this reaper of wet dreamers?
Who is this molester jester?
Who is this weiner cleaner?
Who is this Agamemnon of turning men on?
Who is this judge of packing fudge?

>>19077339
Shakespeare, Mallarme, Beckett---same question for all three:

-Doot doola doot doo...?

>>19080545
She's going to be Paki/Indian(least likely)/Bangladeshi

>>19080843
He said three.

>>19081303
Maybe 2nd generational South Asian in a western country?

I don't know man, still betting on Brazilian...
How could we possibly find out?

>>19077339
>Joe Biden
What evidence does the USA have regarding the existence of extraterrestrial life?
>Xi Jinping
What evidence does the PRC have regarding the existence of extraterrestrial life?
>Vladimir Putin
What evidence does the Russian Federation have regarding the existence of extraterrestrial life?

>>19081644
how would knowing that extraterrestrial life exist change your life?

>>19081678
It would answer a question I badly want to know the answer to.

>>19081644
Based

What is this? The third grade?

>>19081644
>implying they would tell you truth

>>19077339
>Patrick O'Brien
Did you ever even plan an ending for Aubrey and Maturin? What happened to them after they age out of going to sea? Also Bonden ;~;
>Gene Wolfe
A long list of questions about Short Sun
>Norm Macdonald
Where do you get your ideas from?

>>19082028
>>19077339
>and they have to answer truthfully

>>19077474
That dosto question made me tear up. Shit boy

>>19081607
I see what you're saying, that she has that Alicia Barga sort of look in that pic with her head tilted that way, but that particular skintone without any hint of African ancestry--her fine feature preclude it, for the most part--just suggests the subcontinent. I live in Canada, and we have to be percapita one of the largest importers of these people besides Britain; I see a few girls just like this in the daily (just had someone cash me out at a grocery store that looked like this.)

>Rushdie
What do Salma Hayek's titties feel like?
>Nabokov
Did you rape little girls while researching Lolita?
>Keats
How does it feel to be a massive failure?

>>19080843
based quality poster

>>19081291
based as fuck

>>19077339
>anyone of them
how do i read

>>19077474
The Dosto question is good

>>19079709
Looks indian to me or maybe white with a tan + dark lighting